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Jody Marsh would ya?

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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Yep I would no way near a no
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    As long as we're purely talking about a 'physical relationship', to me it's like going to view a badly decorated flat -the base structure and proportions are sound and although there's been a couple of alterations, within a few weeks you've actually got quite a tidy unit on your hands.    
  • fatrob
    fatrob Posts: 861
    Yes from me
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,993

    God I wouldn't be sticking around for a few weeks Bexley, regardless of the appearance the personality dictates that anything more than a couple of hours in her company would be torturous. Luckily I'd only need 3 and a half minutes.

    I'd view her as on a par with a Travelodge - quite cheap, a bit grotty on the outside but surprisingly comfortable once you're in.

  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    As long as we're purely talking about a 'physical relationship', to me it's like going to view a badly decorated flat -the base structure and proportions are sound and although there's been a couple of alterations, within a few weeks you've actually got quite a tidy unit on your hands.    
    Probably quite roomy too
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    'Stay' there once every couple of weeks i reckon would be just about right. Have a feeling that it would be like the hotel at Disneyworld - very plastic but there'd be endless games, toys and frills and spills. You'd need more than a couple of hours to experience the whole lot.   
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    (even if each ride only lasted 3 and a half minutes and you had your IPOD on in between)
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,773
    As long as we're purely talking about a 'physical relationship', to me it's like going to



    view a badly decorated flat -the base structure and proportions are sound and although there's been a couple of alterations, within a few weeks you've actually got quite a tidy unit on your hands.    
    Probably quite roomy too

    Now that's funny!
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Looks like someone has photoshopped her napper onto Frank Bruno's body.  I'd probably pass.
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    That is horrible. No. And coming from me that is a real put down.

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  • geecare
    geecare Posts: 137
    edited October 2011
    Good job i have a small one!! Would fit perfectly up her nose :-)
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,786
    I got something long and hard to put between those puppies................ a stick of TNT.
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    What did Buddy Holly do to deserve being tattooed on her?

  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,282
    Who is Jody Marsh?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,173
    There are some sick puppies on here...
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,116
    Who is Jody Marsh?
    At a guess, the woman who's photo is on this thread.
  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,282
    In that case: no, I wouldn't.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,933
    Yer the fake tan is to create more muscle definition.
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,880
    Jesus, she is dog rough, but yes.

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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,423
    Yer the fake tan is to create more muscle definition.
    Didn't work on Simon Jordon ; )
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    It would be like having sex with a roasted dinosaur.
    Honestly, she looks like a mutant.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,786
    It would be like having sex with a roasted dinosaur.
    Honestly, she looks like a mutant.
    She IS a mutant. FACT!!!!!!
  • ljm29
    ljm29 Posts: 275
    100% yes. Come on guys who are we kidding, she'd be filthy
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,911
    yes mutated from simon jordan

    now i definitely wdnt !
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Would ya ?  I'm not sure, I can't find my glasses. What did you say his name was ?
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    I would. 
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    if your into mens bollocks then this is a yes for you,no from me
  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,499
    yes -- she is a fox
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    edited October 2011
    yes -- she is a fox
    What, kind of orange-y and looks a bit like a dog?

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