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Song for Kermit

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,253
    They always said he was a red... Kermit, Kermit
    He scores the goals just like he said... Kermit, Kermit
    He's big, he's french, he plays up top,
    He's got a name just like a frog.
    He's Yan Ker-mor-gant
  • Scratchingvalleycat
    Scratchingvalleycat Posts: 759
    DVDDD
     I apologise for bringing farmyard animals into the ditty by typographic error but if you are going to associate pleasure with farmyard animals you're on your own (with about a couple of a million New Zealanders).

    The soothsayer in me predicts a torrent in Wycombe tomorrow night but the glass has misted and I cannot tell whether it is goals, rain or frogs.

    Jints

    I like your thinking  but needs a second line

    My old man said follow the Yann
    Kermorgant scored again today







  • Greg
    Greg Posts: 130
    edited October 2011

    They always said he was a red... Kermit, Kermit

    He scores the goals just like he said... Kermit, Kermit

    He's big, he's french, he plays up top,

    He's got a name just like a frog.

    He's Yan Ker-mor-gant...


    ..Charlton's number thirty-six!

  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,675
    edited October 2011
    Songs a bit camp, and I'm showing my age

    Baby , I'm your Yann,

    Do dah do dah

    If your gonna do it
    Do it right Yann
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    Kerma kerma kerma kerma, ker mon gant
    You come and score, you come and score
    Promotion would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red and white, red  and white

    (to karma chameleon)


  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,675
    edited October 2011
    When he comes off the bench,
    You can tell he is French
    He's Yann Kermo.

    He is fine,
    He's sublime ,
    He will score
    Every time
    He's Yann Kermo
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616

    They always said he was a red... Kermit, Kermit

    He scores the goals just like he said... Kermit, Kermit

    He's big, he's french, he plays up top,

    He's got a name just like a frog.

    He's Yan Ker-mor-gant...


    ..Charlton's number thirty-six!

    My personal favourite
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    When he comes off the bench, You can tell he is French He's Yann Kermo. He is fine, He's sublime , He will score Every time He's Yann Kermo
    like this
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,248
    When he comes off the bench, You can tell he is French He's Yann Kermo. He is fine, He's sublime , He will score Every time He's Yann Kermo
    like this

    as a group of fans we just haven't got it in us to pull off a decent song like this unfortunatley
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Make it your mission. He needs to be given the nr.9 shirt to help simplify the second verse. 

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  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    I think to the tune of karma chameleon is a good shout. Maybe try and say "Kermo" as many times as possible until everyone completes the name almost in unison. Would create a bit of an atmosphere and be a bit of fun.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    also an idea, might be slightly out but "Super Yann" to the old "Super Al (an Pardew)" chant maybe? Or is that too unoriginal?
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    I think to the tune of karma chameleon is a good shout. Maybe try and say "Kermo" as many times as possible until everyone completes the name almost in unison. Would create a bit of an atmosphere and be a bit of fun.
    yeah, like it - just repeat the Yann Kermorgant bit rather than all the promotion words and stuff which would be a bit too 'gay' and complicated (i mean that in the nicest possible way of course).
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,133
    Oh, Kermy Kermy
    Kermy Kermy Kermy Kermy Kermorgant
  • Valley Mike
    Valley Mike Posts: 39
    To the muppets theme:
    His name is Yann Kermorgant
    When he scores he delights
    There's only one Kermorgant
    On the Charlton show tonight
  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,618

    Oh Kermogant (oh Kermogant)

    He come from France (he come from France)

    Oh Kermogant he comes France

    He's got a name like a muppet

    Oh Kermogant he comes from France

  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,788
    I know it's never going to catch on but I got a bit carried away.
    To the tune of Gloria Gaynor, I will survive.........................


    He missed a penalty and was crucified
    And Sven refused to pick him to ever play in the side
    So they sent him out on loan and they packed him off to France
    And then Chrissy picked him and we'll give you a chance

    And now he's back to score a brace
    and powell just stood there on the sideline with a smile upon his face
    With him in the team we know we'll go very far
    and I don't care what the foxes say, you're better than Cantona

    So now go, go score for kicks
    Yann Kermorgant, He wears the number 36
    links up so well with BWP
    but despite how much we love you please don't take a penalty......................

  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,127
    red army red army red army red army
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    Kermogant kermogant kermo kermogant we know he can but leicester can't kermo kermogant. To the tune of the kicks the ball scores a goal song.

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,816
    edited October 2011
    Didn't Kermit sing " it's not east being Green" ?

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  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    To the tune of Karma Chameleon

    Yanny yanny yanny yanny
    Kermogant, Kermo-g-ah-ahnt
    Loving you is easy when you score in my dreams
    Red white and goal, red white and go-o-al

    May be a little gay.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    edited October 2011

    Look, can we stop this - it's keeping me awake at night trying to think up songs for Kermorgant! No, I haven't thought of one yet, so another sleepless night!!!

  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,919
    he s name is cool and jiggy

    they say he s shagged miss piggy
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 3,001
    To the muppets theme:
    His name is Yann Kermorgant

    When he scores he delights

    There's only one Kermorgant

    On the Charlton show tonight
    Best one so far
  • InCurbsWeTrusted
    InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300

    To "Que Sera, Sera" :

     

    Yaaa-an Kermorgant

    Where-ever there's goals, he'll be

    He thinks Millwall are shit, and he

    Loves CAFC...

     

  • charlton_hero
    charlton_hero Posts: 4,677
    To the melody of 'hey baby'

    Yann Ker-mo-gant (ooh ah)


    Not sure what could go next..
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,675
    There's some fantastic songs on here , has anyone got the balls to start singing them tonight? ;-0. ( not all the songs at the same time).
  • revellinit
    revellinit Posts: 827

    When the ball hits the net
    Not a frog, or Kermit,
    It's Ker Mor Gan

    this
  • Toogood
    Toogood Posts: 73

    I still like this one.....

    AFKABartram September 27 Quote


    WHO, WHO, WHO
    WHO LET THE FROG OUT !!!

     
  • Sniffybadger
    Sniffybadger Posts: 57
    or the same to 'who let the dogs out'

    'Whooo let the frog out...
    Yann-Ker-Mor-Gant'

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