Jody Marsh would ya?
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Is that a tattoo of a zoom lolly on her left arm?
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she ain't perfect but i'd love to see the other halfs of all those who have said no posted up here in just a pair of high heels. I reckon there'd be a few reality checks
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Repugnant hag. Utterly devoid of charm or class.What is it with some of you guys?0
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Haha... that's not the point of a would ya at all BexleyDan. But you first.....
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devoid of charm or class???...thats a yes from me then.
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On reflection, until the cows came home.0
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without a doubt , i mean its about having a bunk up with her not spending the rest of your lives with her0
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without a doubt , i mean its about having a bunk up with her not spending the rest of your lives with her
Probably meant the same thing for a lot on here.
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In the words of Kevin "bloody" Wilson: "If I cracked a fat for her, I'd amputate me dick".0
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All things being equal and being married etc to one side, the only question that has to be asked is: Would it be more enjoyable than cracking one off? If you don't think it would be, you clearly aren't getting the most out of your sexual encounters. Either that or you really do treat yourself to some amazing wanks. God knows what you must get up to but i'm sure Jody would do that for you and a bit more.
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did anyone else feel that ?I think we hit rock bottom with this one folks ...0
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''Either that or you really do treat yourself to some amazing wanks.''
Dan, that has proper made me LOL
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True story - about 5 years ago, i was coming up the escalator at Warren Street on my way to work and as usual, one of the escalators was hoarded off and there were workman working on the escalator, out of sight, behind the hoarding. The working escalators were packed with office workers but the only sound was coming from behind the hoarding as two of the workman were having a conversation in loud voices. The hilight of the conversation, which could be heard crystal clearly by all the office suits / professional women etc etc was:
'Now that Jody Marsh, she's a proper woman; takes it right up the Gary'
A brilliant little moment, pissed myself laughing and told the story to the lads at work. I think she might have been on the Celebrity Jungle programme at the time. Quality.
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she ain't perfect but i'd love to see the other halfs of all those who have said no posted up here in just a pair of high heels. I reckon there'd be a few reality checks
Would those other halfs get the benefit of Photoshop and £0000s in plastic surgery as well?I have met Jodie Marsh and it really doesn't matter how fit she is because her nose is so pig-like that you really don't notice anything else.
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probably quite nice person but her features are weasel like,very manly now,like algarve said get yourself to thailand0
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very defensive lads - if you wouldn't, you wouldn't - fine, there's no shame in that.0
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You seem to be a champion for her cause Dan0
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works slow at the moment nolly0
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Being honest i have had far far worse,but since stopping the drink and bugle i have started to rate myself a little,i personally give myself a 8 out of ten these days0
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no wonder your back on here then mate0
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lol0
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Deary me everyone in the office has just asked me what I was laughing at! Had to make something up on the spot as wasn't sure they are ready for the concept of a Jody Marsh would ya....''Either that or you really do treat yourself to some amazing wanks.''
Dan, that has proper made me LOL
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i think this has broken all records for the amount of comments for a wouldya.. well done lads and lasses!!!
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poor old Norris McWherter.. hes gutted Macro.. ;-)0
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Being honest i have had far far worse,but since stopping the drink and bugle i have started to rate myself a little,i personally give myself a 8 out of ten these days
8 out of 10 for your ability to pull a bird nolly or 8 out of 10 for the quality of your wank? Don't think i've had an 8 out of 10 since i was about 16.0 -
probably quite nice person but her features are weasel like,very manly now,like algarve said get yourself to thailand
Nope doesn't have that going for her either.Her brother's a top bloke though.
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probably quite nice person but her features are weasel like,very manly now,like algarve said get yourself to thailand
Nope doesn't have that going for her either.Her brother's a top bloke though.
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"In the meantime, these stunning NEW photographs bare witness toRight, this is the same Jodie Marsh that they were trying to convice us was a massive body builder just a week or so ago?
Jodie Marsh should be in the record books for having been able to build up and then reduce muscle in the shorest time ever.
This is typical Sun taking the piss out of the intelligence levels of its readers.
all Jodie's hard work." - I like that they feel they have to put the word 'bare' in italics, as a marker to the readers that they have made a pun. Otherwise they wouldn't get it.
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Any port in a storm! I bet she would go like a train and I wouldn't like her de brief if she wasn't satisfied after!!0
