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  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 912
    Anyone got a Caravan for sale?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    llama farms
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Prawn cocktail flavour!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Oh, all the threads have gone sky-blue !
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Oh, all the threads have gone sky-blue !
    So have half of all Man Utd fans.......
  • Oliver Street
    Oliver Street Posts: 5,132
    Oh sh!t, there go my false teeth!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Keeping it simple: Wouldya rather be a vampire, werewolf or ghost ? #beinghuman
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    God, John Bercow is such a ghastly squirt
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Static caravans seem a reasonable price for an older model but when you dig a bit deeper you discover that sites insist on replacement every 8-12 years and the annual site fees are exorbitant.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,716
    I’ve just come out of a pretty intense short lived relationship with the girl from the BT adverts.
    At first I was all like cor she's hot. I then started to fall for her. We had so much in common. We both like Duran Duran. Everything seemed to suggest that I had found the one.
    Then today i got a letter. It informed me that i was late on my BT bill. For this they were going to charge me extra because they had to go to the trouble of writing to me. The betrayal.
    The adverts come on. My mind is racing. I switch the channel over, believing if I ignored her then maybe I could forgive her.
    Friends has just finished and there she is again. Nestled between landlord insurance and a woman’s shaving advert.
    I told her it’s over; I can’t live with someone who will steal and lie to me. She didn’t say a word. I told her Duran Duran was shit. I know I don’t mean that, it’s just, I was angry. I bloody love ‘save a prayer’. It’s the words of Simon le bon that have helped me during this painful period.
    Still… life goes on and I’ve paid the bill.
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  • HugoZHackenbush
    HugoZHackenbush Posts: 775
    Greengages - for or against?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    The term "coleslaw" arose in the 18th century as an Anglicisation of the Dutch term "koolsla", a shortening of "koolsalade", which means "cabbage salad". It is originally from Ireland and was made at the end of the month from leftover vegetables and cream.

  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    June 21st 2012 . Was it the shortest longest day since records began?
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    Something smells deeply of fish.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Is this post 1905 ?
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    Is John Mann MP sponsored by Tesco?
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Apparently we paid £2.6m for Jeffers !
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Queen-offensive-Nonsense-say-police/story-16568623-detail/story.html
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited July 2012
    Can people please stop posting all this irrelevant nonsense. This thread is supposed to be about taking threads away from their original subjects.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    edited July 2012
    What worries me most are the unknown unknowns.
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Sorry: Off topic,
    What Is the topic ?
  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,282
    Why's my dog staring at me?
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    edited July 2012
    The Wrong Arm of the Law: a charming evocation of a kind of reassuring never-neverland, populated by loveable rogues and dimwitted but honest cops. Of course the crime underworld was never like this, but when the horrors of the modern world seem to crowd in on me, this is just the kind of amusing escapist whimsy I love to take solace in.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    my dog likes being petted to the sounds of Rod Stewart
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    1.9k comments but only 1.2k views..........there's a conundrum.
  • Oliver Street
    Oliver Street Posts: 5,132
    Apparently there's now more texting than calling... we live in the age of the fat shallow nerd!
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    KP: Make your mind up !!
    @KPsBat
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,709
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    PeanutsMolloy said:

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    You said it!

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