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Words you always read wrong.

maybe_baby
maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
edited February 2013 in Not Sports Related
I always read homeopathic as homophobic, also shoplifters for shopfitters.

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  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Wrong
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,783
    edited February 2013
    I always read Pardew as c**t......................
  • Mortimerwasgod
    Mortimerwasgod Posts: 551
    I always type 'thnaks' rather than thanks when emailing. Irritating!
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    I don't have a problem reading but, like Mortimerwasgod, I have a typing problem. I am always typing 'best regards' as 'best regrads' and, more irritatingly, I often type my name (which is Phil) as Phuk as I slip one letter to the left for the last two letters of my name. Otherwise, I don't make any typing misatkse.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Sillybilly said:

    I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.

    I have sex daily

    sorry that should read "I have dyslexia"

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    crystal palace/pack of c#nts
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    Hermione
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Remember Dickie Davis saying cock sucker instead of cup soccer.
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  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,963
    johnny73 said:

    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

    lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    Not really the same thing - but my brother came out with my favourite ever Spoonerism.

    He took his (then) young daughter to the beach and she kept pestering him to buy her "an indingible rubber flately".
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    edited February 2013
    when Fanny posts NWKERS
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    I always read the word 'reading' as Reading, as in Reading, Berkshire. So, you know that film Burn After Reading, I always thought of that as 'burn when you get past Reading'.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193
    I didn't hear the word 'awry' out loud until I was 21, and had, until that point, heard it in my head as "or-e".

    I always type 'from' as 'form', when typing quick, no matter how hard I try not to.

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    I read you're original post. I could of put loads but fort better off it.

  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    SE10Addick said:

    johnny73 said:

    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

    lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!
    I was going to say 'I eat popcorn all the time' but in the context of this conversion I think I better just leave it.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,206
    Toilet for To Let.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    slexsydia lures KO
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,000
    I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.
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  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

    You're always up to your elbows in something Bournemouth :)

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

    Yes I thought that was a programme about vets when I first read it.

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    thenewbie said:

    I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.

    I think you meant their/they're/there....

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