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  • mickc
    mickc Posts: 573
    AFKABartram said:

    Two days in a row I've suffered cut mouths and swollen lips from being head butted by two year olds :-(


    Future Cage Fighters?

  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,983
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    ValleyGary said:

    I watch Jeremy Kyle to play 'Spot the tooth'

    I Sky Plus Jeremy Kyle (as I have a job). I also watch Jerry Spinger and The Maury Show when I get the chance!
    At uni I used to set my alarm for him at 9:25. I also used to watch Hollyoaks religiously, sometimes the same episode twice.

    Something I've told very few people, I cut my head open in Thailand and then used underwear to scrape and gouge out the infection a couple of days later. Classy.
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    ValleyGary said:

    I watch TOWIE. and i love it.

    This. And I've just got into The Valleys. Can't stand Geordie Shore though.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    I was a vagrant for a year in my 20's.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    I've never had the courage to ask a girl out.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    I'm scared of cows
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Pull the udder one
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    My name is rob and i am scared of naked women
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Heres the proof
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Is she a work colleague?
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Got some nips like!
  • Danny Addick
    Danny Addick Posts: 3,930
    Mortimerwasgod said:

    I love Taylor Swift's album. Male, 38.

    Easily the most despicable on here.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Local constabulary was walking by so i used my charm to get her to help aprehend the suspect

    Was a good wouldya bit of a crack pot
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    Told work I was late as had to go back home for wallet and Oyster card. In reality my two year son came up to me and hugged my legs, to say say goodbye but then he bit my cock and wouldn't let go. Couldn't walk for ten minutes.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Norfolk_Addick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    I watch TOWIE. and i love it.

    This. And I've just got into The Valleys. Can't stand Geordie Shore though.
    New series of TOWIE tonight mate!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    BIG_ROB said:

    I've tried to make GIFs on countless ocassions to give @JT a run for his money, but naused it up every time!

    image
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    I really like The Wanted
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Mortimerwasgod said:

    I love Taylor Swift's album. Male, 38.

    Prefer her older stuff
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    I bought a Nik Kershaw blue silk cushion at butlins when I was ten.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Told my flatmates on the way to uni that I'd forgotten my essay and had to go back to get it, much to their amusement.

    Actually, I'd shit myself.
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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    I just proposed to my millsmall supporting girlfriend. She said yes even though I presented her with the ring from a pack of haribo. On holiday so didnt want to bring and lose the real ring.

    Who said romance was dead.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Congratulations mate!
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    O-Randy-Hunt said:

    I just proposed to my millsmall supporting girlfriend. She said yes even though I presented her with the ring from a pack of haribo. On holiday so didnt want to bring and lose the real ring.

    Who said romance was dead.

    Blimey , Haribo , you know how to treat a lady , Randy. ( Congratulations by the way!)

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Nice one ORH pal!
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    She is millwall mia :D Cheers gaz
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Hey mate well done now back on the scooter to pay for it
  • Mike
    Mike Posts: 6,166
    nice one randy
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    BIG_ROB said:

    Nice one ORH pal!

    Cheers big roberto

    Cant wait to get back on the roads of london NLA. Missing it already.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    I've never heard of Iain Banks.


    And about 80% of the other RIP threads
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    I supported Leeds as a kid.

    I was a socialist when I was young.

    embarrassing both of them.

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