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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Shag said:

    Yes mate , went in May , its the bollox . The kids will love it

    Nice one, cheers mate.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    That both times I've put on Twitter that Patrick Bauer has won the Statbank MOM, Patrick Bauer has favourited it within a minute :-)
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Pulling a weed out the garden, root and all. Happy Days.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Really really soft toilet paper.
    When you've got a cold.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2015
    Beer Jam, coming to the UK soon. Sadly no alcohol content, yet!

  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    When the bank says your mortgage has been approved. Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet but we live in hope.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    A Ghostie.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    Greenie said:

    A Ghostie.

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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    The Organiser said:

    Pulling a weed out the garden, root and all. Happy Days.

    Smoking a weed out of the garden, root and all. Hazy days.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Really really soft toilet paper.
    When you've got a cold.

    When I have a cold only my nose runs.
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Covered End said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Really really soft toilet paper.
    When you've got a cold.

    When I have a cold only my nose runs.
    If you'd let me finish my post!

    ....sore on your arse.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    Mrs Pennant
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,140
    When BA agree to change your flight to two days later, free of charge, so you don't have to get up at 5AM to accommodate the changed flight time for your original flight.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    edited August 2015
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    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    edited August 2015
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,582
    Greenie said:

    A Ghostie.

    You make sure the ghostie is not a Poltergeist and it starts throwing shit.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,847
    Getting butterflies in your stomach when you're looking forward to going on a date with someone you think could become special...
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    ...I'm 53, ffs, but it's still a good feeling!!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Covered End said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Really really soft toilet paper.
    When you've got a cold.

    When I have a cold only my nose runs.
    If you'd let me finish my post!

    ....sore on your arse.
    Who's been kissing you there, ARTHUR?
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    man_at_milletts said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Covered End said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Really really soft toilet paper.
    When you've got a cold.

    When I have a cold only my nose runs.
    If you'd let me finish my post!

    ....sore on your arse.
    Who's been kissing you there, ARTHUR?
    Everyone. I'm a very important person dontcha know?
    No, not important, impotent.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Plans slotting into place, no hitches

    And fingering
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    Sitting in the garden with a shed load of beers, just waiting for my mates to knock any minute now :smiley:
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,140
    Charlton v Fulham on the tele.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,140
    The last Sunday in August.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    A traditional roast on a Sunday.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Stig said:

    Sitting in the garden with a shed load of beers, just waiting for my mates to knock one out any minute now :smiley:

  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    When you have an itch in your arse crack area, you then produce an unexpected but welcome fart which completely alleviates the aforementioned itch. Textbook.
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    How the dog is always delighted to see us even if we have only popped out for 5 minutes
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,672
    The three CL threads that are: General things you find annoying, confusing and pleasing (in that order) as they cover most all of my emotional needs.

    Funnily enough the total comments ratio also reflects my emotional (in)stability? i.e. pleasure 267, confusion 400 and annoyance 7,300.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    Cooking real porridge (Flahanen's Joumbo Oats are the best by far), that magical moment when the seeds crack open to reveal their gooey white goodness.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Stig said:

    Cooking real porridge (Flahanen's Joumbo Oats are the best by far), that magical moment when the seeds crack open to reveal their gooey white goodness.

    mmmmmm gooey white goodness.

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