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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    PL54 said:

    It must have come up before but people who use the phrase / word "Correct" when commenting on something you've said or written. Like, "well done you've caught up". Fcuk off.

    Pompous, self important bullshit.

    affirmative.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    I'm sure its been mentioned before but the fact that Track Cycling gets its Olympic programme cut when there are about 20,000 swimming events, its not like they have to share the same arenas so why cut either of them?

    Is it because they are both so boring, that they would win gold medals for the most boring sports ever, if indeed there was such an event.
  • Greenie said:

    I'm sure its been mentioned before but the fact that Track Cycling gets its Olympic programme cut when there are about 20,000 swimming events, its not like they have to share the same arenas so why cut either of them?

    Is it because they are both so boring, that they would win gold medals for the most boring sports ever, if indeed there was such an event.
    Maybe you should try watching track cycling... Events like the Madison dont allow you sit back and rely on your pace, you've got to go for it taking risks if you want to win the event
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Greenie said:

    I'm sure its been mentioned before but the fact that Track Cycling gets its Olympic programme cut when there are about 20,000 swimming events, its not like they have to share the same arenas so why cut either of them?

    Is it because they are both so boring, that they would win gold medals for the most boring sports ever, if indeed there was such an event.
    Maybe you should try watching track cycling... Events like the Madison dont allow you sit back and rely on your pace, you've got to go for it taking risks if you want to win the event
    My comment was of course in jest as they say, if you enjoy it, fair play but its for me mate, if I want to watch bikes and risk taking I'll watch Moto GP or WSB, not peddlers.
  • Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    I'm sure its been mentioned before but the fact that Track Cycling gets its Olympic programme cut when there are about 20,000 swimming events, its not like they have to share the same arenas so why cut either of them?

    Is it because they are both so boring, that they would win gold medals for the most boring sports ever, if indeed there was such an event.
    Maybe you should try watching track cycling... Events like the Madison dont allow you sit back and rely on your pace, you've got to go for it taking risks if you want to win the event
    My comment was of course in jest as they say, if you enjoy it, fair play but its for me mate, if I want to watch bikes and risk taking I'll watch Moto GP or WSB, not peddlers.
    Nah thats fair enough... Maybe you should try watching BMX if ever its on, talk about crazy risk taking there
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Posh birds getting fastracked into Cheltenham.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Jeremy Vine.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    T20 cricket.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103

    Liverpool, Spurs and Man Utd fans

    If you'd stopped here, I would've given you a Like. As it is, it's a LOL from me.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996

    Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    I'm sure its been mentioned before but the fact that Track Cycling gets its Olympic programme cut when there are about 20,000 swimming events, its not like they have to share the same arenas so why cut either of them?

    Is it because they are both so boring, that they would win gold medals for the most boring sports ever, if indeed there was such an event.
    Maybe you should try watching track cycling... Events like the Madison dont allow you sit back and rely on your pace, you've got to go for it taking risks if you want to win the event
    My comment was of course in jest as they say, if you enjoy it, fair play but its for me mate, if I want to watch bikes and risk taking I'll watch Moto GP or WSB, not peddlers.
    Nah thats fair enough... Maybe you should try watching BMX if ever its on, talk about crazy risk taking there
    Or people cycling in Central London.
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  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902

    Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    I'm sure its been mentioned before but the fact that Track Cycling gets its Olympic programme cut when there are about 20,000 swimming events, its not like they have to share the same arenas so why cut either of them?

    Is it because they are both so boring, that they would win gold medals for the most boring sports ever, if indeed there was such an event.
    Maybe you should try watching track cycling... Events like the Madison dont allow you sit back and rely on your pace, you've got to go for it taking risks if you want to win the event
    My comment was of course in jest as they say, if you enjoy it, fair play but its for me mate, if I want to watch bikes and risk taking I'll watch Moto GP or WSB, not peddlers.
    Nah thats fair enough... Maybe you should try watching BMX if ever its on, talk about crazy risk taking there
    Or people cycling in Central London.
    any cyclist

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,743
    Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Haven't you just explained why the offending statement is correct?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited March 2016

    Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Haven't you just explained why the offending statement is correct?
    Ha nice try, you know what I mean and it makes no difference if our goal difference is 100 or 1, which I was hoping most people would notice...never mind.
  • Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Haven't you just explained why the offending statement is correct?
    Ha nice try, you know what I mean and it makes no difference if our goal difference is 100 or 1, which I was hoping most people would notice...never mind.
    but if we finish level on points it's a perfectly reasonable statement
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Successful home Football teams that play different away than they do at home and wonder why they lose.
    Sort your heads out and play the same way.
  • Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Plus people dont seem to realise that for us to catch teams, we have to win which'll mean our Goal Difference has to go down, in addition for us to catch teams, they have to lose which'll mean their Goal Difference has to go up.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Haven't you just explained why the offending statement is correct?
    Ha nice try, you know what I mean and it makes no difference if our goal difference is 100 or 1, which I was hoping most people would notice...never mind.
    but if we finish level on points it's a perfectly reasonable statement
    Oh dear.......
  • Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Haven't you just explained why the offending statement is correct?
    Ha nice try, you know what I mean and it makes no difference if our goal difference is 100 or 1, which I was hoping most people would notice...never mind.
    but if we finish level on points it's a perfectly reasonable statement
    We're not going down level on points with 21st and thanks to our poor Goal Difference
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991

    Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    People who say "our goal difference is so bad it means we are 5 points not 4 points behind"

    No it doesn't, because if we get one more point than the team above us its irrelevant.

    Haven't you just explained why the offending statement is correct?
    Ha nice try, you know what I mean and it makes no difference if our goal difference is 100 or 1, which I was hoping most people would notice...never mind.
    but if we finish level on points it's a perfectly reasonable statement
    We're not going down level on points with 21st and thanks to our poor Goal Difference
    You're quite right. We're going down thanks to 2 and a bit years of absolutely scandalous mismanagement and an ongoing catalogue of total incompetence.
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    Farts on public transport... I know that isn't one of mine that has sneaked out as the scent is not right... What in the hell is that? there's only me and you in the entire carriage... oh nice one so you're hopping off at this stop... now you've fumigated the carriage.

    Bstrd.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902
    Kids called India or Rollo or such like who appear with Nanny and Pater on "kids for a quid " days
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    I've got a kid called Rollo - think he will be my last one though....
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited March 2016

    Weddings in "posh" (usually pretentious, rather than really posh), out of the way country hotels, where it either costs you a fortune in a cab to get there, or an arm and a leg to stay there. The staff look down their nose at you, and after the one drink the hosts have been able to afford to give you (after spending the equivalent of a deposit on a house to have a wedding more suited to Donald Trump), you pay about eight quid for a pint of freezing cold, nitro-keg creamy brown beer. And the fuckers expect a present...

    Best thing to do is turn up already wankered and just be rude to everybody, be sick in the corner and then go home.
    I tried that once but Mrs Fiiish told me off for ruining our big day and I couldn't even deliver my thank you speech to all my guests.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,754
    Fitted sheets
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230

    I've got a kid called Rollo - think he will be my last one though....

    Was that the last rollo the dice?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    People who find the weather interesting
    People who find star gazing interesting
    People who want to see the norvern lights
    People who go on about the solar eclipse
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    These people just got their head in the clouds.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Clowd cuckoo land
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,648

    Clowd cuckoo land

    Isn't that where Roland lives?
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