General things that Annoy you

ads said:

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

DaveMehmet said:

North Lower Neil said:

The map on Dora the Explorer.

Smug know-it-all with a rubbish song and an annoying voice.

Not as annoying as makka pakka. Stop polishing the stones you OCD prick, put the trumpet down and get a proper job you fat bastard.

Going to see these bastards next month in Blackheath. Will pass on your regards.

If you see that Mr Tumble there give him a slap

Ha! He's a life saver in my house. Absolutely minted too now the bloke behind him and his dad was a big rock and roll producer or something I think.

Mr Maker and Mr Bloom are the real wrong uns in my book.

Stig said:

North Lower Neil said:

The map on Dora the Explorer.

DaveMehmet said:

makka pakka

ads said:

If you see that Mr Tumble there give him a slap

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

Mr Maker and Mr Bloom are the real wrong uns in my book.

Realising that you must have stumbled into a wormhole and passed through into an alternate reality where you haven't got a clue what is going on. HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Makka Pakka is a boxer

North Lower Neil said:

DaveMehmet said:

North Lower Neil said:

The map on Dora the Explorer.

Smug know-it-all with a rubbish song and an annoying voice.

Not as annoying as makka pakka. Stop polishing the stones you OCD prick, put the trumpet down and get a proper job you fat bastard.

Don't get me started on Postman Pat, either - biggest waste of resources ever. Several ridiculously expensive forms of transport to deliver to one little village and he still messes it up.

Love Postman Pat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Nw7VOxjwk

A friend of mine went to this today

http://www.jo-blogs.co.uk/2016/05/geronimo-festival-a-fun-day-out-for-none-of-the-family/

The headline sums it up, theye didn't wait for Mr tumble

ricky_otto said:

LuckyReds said:

Tutt-Tutt said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

The addition of broad regional accents on the BBC News, geezer reporting on the latest Japanese earthquake speaking in Bolton, sounds more like a comedy sketch off Soccer AM.

Yeah, BBC breakfast has also turned into BBC Look North, full of Northern sorts trying to look glamorous and cracking unfunny northern jokes. Bring back Suzanna Reid.

Naga fucking Munchetty. She knows how to set my day off full of irritation.

Louise Minchin and the bird who does the sport are pretty tasty though.

Can't stand makes me want to smash my TV. Her married name is Naga Haggar (true).

A gem from one of the northern sorts on BBC Breakfast this morning, "Leicester are winning the Championship, because all of the players wives are getting on". I kid you not. BBC sport brought to you by OK magazine.

Having to withdraw money despite having £50 in my pocket because always useless fuckers won't accept Scottish bank notes!

man_at_milletts said:

Women who stand gossiping in the shallow end of the swimming pool. Get out of the fucking way or swim or go stand in the deep end.

I do hope a lot of you moaning about kids tv are watching it with your children.

Diego Costa.

Had his left eye gauged. Ran off complaining to the referee holding his right eye!

Twat!

The unnecessary use of hyperbole, especially when used by clickbait merchants.

Tweets are a usual source such as the 'Lad' Twitter accounts:

"You will NEVER believe what this BURGER KING CUSTOMER found in his WHOPPER"

"Harry Kane ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS Chelsea to the point where the entire first team will require clinical psychiatric care."

"How Jamie Vardy COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRECKED Harry Kane who will now be legally required to report to his nearest hospital for CHEMICAL CASTRATION, such was the TOTAL WRECKTITUDE of the WRECKING by JAMIE VARDY who CHATS SHIT AND GETS BANGED STRAIGHT INTO THE CORE OF THE SUN OF WRECKMANIA"

It's enough to make my blood boil to ten million degrees Fahrenheit.

North Lower Neil said:

DaveMehmet said:

North Lower Neil said:

The map on Dora the Explorer.

Smug know-it-all with a rubbish song and an annoying voice.

Not as annoying as makka pakka. Stop polishing the stones you OCD prick, put the trumpet down and get a proper job you fat bastard.

Don't get me started on Postman Pat, either - biggest waste of resources ever. Several ridiculously expensive forms of transport to deliver to one little village and he still messes it up.

He'll be working for Yodel delivering from his own van shortly.
That will make dam sure he gets right or him and Jess will starve.

Fiiish said:

stackitsteve said:

Totally agree Fiiish

For you and others on twitter make sure you follow @ClickBaitExpose

They basically reply to each of these shite clickbait links with a summary of whats in the article meaning you never have to click them again but still get to find out who the "unbelievable replacement" for Kante is.

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO WILL BE JOINING SKY SPORTS NEWS NEXT MONTH

(some former 3rd division footballer who has achieved minor cult status amongst Pro Evolution Soccer players)

Chris Dickson?

1StevieG said:

TBH instead of to be honest. I keep reading Tal Ben Haim....

Now you tell me. I thought it referred Thuram - Totally Bloody Hopeless.