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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,645

    LenGlover said:

    Vacuuous phrases like 'virtue signalling' and 'dog whistling' which appear to have permeated political discourse all too often.

    Wordy gurdy people
    The phrase "going forward" being appended to everything by people who hope we will start thinking they are proper managers and not just twats.
    Move on, Fraeye has gone.
  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,279
    Having to look round for insurance every renewal because the company you were with try to fob you off with an increased price that is clearly shite compared to every other price available.
    1Stop wasting all that paper sending your crap renewal and use the savings to reduce your prices
    2 Stop saying increase your excess and we'll take a tenner off when the same company is offering a price £83 cheaper than the renewal quote which miraculously matches what I paid last year.
    3When this is pointed out apply the cheap price. Don't say that's quite a difference and say can you apply online and get the new price. Just give it to me anyway in the first place.
  • cabbles said:

    The post office. Just needed some Euros but f*** me people really do faff im there.

    And it's like the tellers are told, this is an institution in its prime in the seventies. Please let us keep this slow seventies customer pace about us

    Post Office no longer offer the most competitive rates. Travel agents, Marks & Spencers and various online companies are better.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256

    cabbles said:

    The post office. Just needed some Euros but f*** me people really do faff im there.

    And it's like the tellers are told, this is an institution in its prime in the seventies. Please let us keep this slow seventies customer pace about us

    Post Office no longer offer the most competitive rates. Travel agents, Marks & Spencers and various online companies are better.
    Yeah it was purely convenience that led me to go in there
  • The cupboard under the stairs.

    Yesterday I suffered multiple injuries after treading on an upturned plug in my bare feet. This lead to an involuntary action where my head hit the ceiling, and this in turn was followed by a small avalanche of stuff falling on me.

    I also suffered a temporary bout of amnesia as I struggled to remember the reason I was there in the first place.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    You need to find a better place for your porn stash mate.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    The cupboard under the stairs.

    Yesterday I suffered multiple injuries after treading on an upturned plug in my bare feet. This lead to an involuntary action where my head hit the ceiling, and this in turn was followed by a small avalanche of stuff falling on me.

    I also suffered a temporary bout of amnesia as I struggled to remember the reason I was there in the first place.

    Look for you slippers
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,894

    The cupboard under the stairs.

    Yesterday I suffered multiple injuries after treading on an upturned plug in my bare feet. This lead to an involuntary action where my head hit the ceiling, and this in turn was followed by a small avalanche of stuff falling on me.

    I also suffered a temporary bout of amnesia as I struggled to remember the reason I was there in the first place.

    Looking for a little mouse with clogs on?
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    The cupboard under the stairs.

    Yesterday I suffered multiple injuries after treading on an upturned plug in my bare feet. This lead to an involuntary action where my head hit the ceiling, and this in turn was followed by a small avalanche of stuff falling on me.

    I also suffered a temporary bout of amnesia as I struggled to remember the reason I was there in the first place.

    Are you Frank Spencer?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    The cupboard under the stairs.

    Yesterday I suffered multiple injuries after treading on an upturned plug in my bare feet. This lead to an involuntary action where my head hit the ceiling, and this in turn was followed by a small avalanche of stuff falling on me.

    I also suffered a temporary bout of amnesia as I struggled to remember the reason I was there in the first place.

    I was going to offer sympathy, but feck it no one else did....... ;)
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  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Breastfeeding in a restaurant especially if I'm not getting a nibble
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,298
    ee and phone companies in general
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,325
    When people say they cant do something because its a "school night"

    Your not a kid, you dont have kids so you dont have school the next day!!!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    When people say they cant do something because its a "school night"

    Your not a kid, you dont have kids so you dont have school the next day!!!

    Sounds like an excuse to give you a swerve. :smile:
  • Hornchurch
    Hornchurch Posts: 902

    When people say they cant do something because its a "school night"

    Your not a kid, you dont have kids so you dont have school the next day!!!

    Unless you are a teacher
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    or a paedophile
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,860
    I really did just laugh out loud at that.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,325

    When people say they cant do something because its a "school night"

    Your not a kid, you dont have kids so you dont have school the next day!!!

    Unless you are a teacher
    General Things that Annoy You...? - All the bloody smart arses on here!! :)
  • bellz2002
    bellz2002 Posts: 1,361
    When relatives with new babies talk about their bowel movements and contents of their nappy, to us and them, when you are eating dinner. Or in front of you in general.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Laces on new shoes seemingly being made out of candy floss.

    Pissing down with rain in the morning and then hot and steamy for the commute home
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    MrOneLung said:

    I really did just laugh out loud at that.

    Me too. Now I feel dirty...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    or a paedophile

    Extra LOL for that one.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    My mate; James.

    Following a break up he's become clingy as fuck, despite not seeing me once during the 3 years he was with his missus. The first time we met up again we got pissed and booked a holiday to Berlin..

    But that's not what annoys me. He was pestering me via WhatsApp all afternoon for me to knock off work so we could get the beers in ready for a trip to the pub for tonight's football match... James doesn't like football.

    I finally leave work at 4, as I had nothing to do. He says he'll meet me at mine at 5:30... It's now nearly 6:30, the fucker is nowhere to be seen.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    LuckyReds said:

    My mate; James.

    Following a break up he's become clingy as fuck, despite not seeing me once during the 3 years he was with his missus. The first time we met up again we got pissed and booked a holiday to Berlin..

    But that's not what annoys me. He was pestering me via WhatsApp all afternoon for me to knock off work so we could get the beers in ready for a trip to the pub for tonight's football match... James doesn't like football.

    I finally leave work at 4, as I had nothing to do. He says he'll meet me at mine at 5:30... It's now nearly 6:30, the fucker is nowhere to be seen.

    Have you spoken to your missus lately?
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    Steve Hilton, Cameron's former advisor.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,325
    The season hasn't started yet but the Football League branding is really pissing me off.

    Its not the EFL Trophy or the EFL Cup... Its the Football League Trophy etc.!!!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,325
    Families when trying to organise a Wedding!!

    Getting married in just over a month and the In-Laws are pissing about over transport and have the Bridesmaids holding my fiancee hostage over various bits and pieces which is upsetting her leaving me with the job of trying to lift her spirits...

    Its not your fucking wedding so just do as your pissing told and be fucking happy with a bloody invite!!!!!

    Sorry for the language just had to get it off my chest
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Tell them if they don't butt out you'll both fuck off to Vegas on your own to get hitched
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Tell them if they don't butt out you'll both fuck off to Vegas on your own to get hitched

    Or just fuck off on your own and marry a random brass
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601

    Tell them if they don't butt out you'll both fuck off to Vegas on your own to get hitched

    Or just fuck off on your own and marry a random brass
    Marry?
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