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Things that will happen before we sign someone....

ValleyGary
ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Hell freezes over

Pokemon Go player has sex

Adrian finds his Blackpool Hairdresser
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    ValleyGary said:

    Hell freezes over

    Pokemon Go player has sex

    Adrian finds his Blackpool Hairdresser

    I can confirm Mrs Palm and all 5 of her friends were deeply satisfied last night....
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,672
    Donald Trump completes his Mexican wall.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    ValleyGary said:

    Hell freezes over

    Pokemon Go player has sex

    Adrian finds his Blackpool Hairdresser

    You'll say no to a would ya.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    A pyramid made of diamond, 100 miles wide and 100 miles high will have a tiny Robin landing on it every 100 years to sharpen it's beak.
    Once the diamond pyramid is worn away we will appoint a head of communications, when a further 100 diamond pyramids are worn away, we will make a player signing.
  • Smithy
    Smithy Posts: 1,022
    Roland buying new shoes
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Smithy said:

    Roland buying new shoes

    I wonder how many managers his current pair of shoes have seen out.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Simon Churchinho will score
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,572
    edited July 2016
    I will get a date with Kylie Minogue.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Sheffield United will come good.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    I'll swing for 'em, I tell yuh.
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    The training ground upgrade will be completed start.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    A tower of Hanoi sixty rings high will be completed.
  • illichassavedit
    illichassavedit Posts: 254
    South Eastern running trains on time...
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Everyone decent and available will move elsewhere.

    Sorry, is that too obvious an answer?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Oh_Yoni_Boy said:

    Simon Churchinho will score

    No need to take the piss.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    My wife will manage to park in a car park without taking the car next to hers wing mirror clean off.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    The back hexagonal goal net will be hit by a Charlton player.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    TCE will declare cats are the best.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Derek's Coat will find a new home
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Paulies Nan will ditch her blue rinse
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    A rumour will be posted on the Transfer Rumours thread.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    ricky_otto said:

    The back hexagonal goal net will be hit by a Charlton player.

    After a ricochet off the advertising boards.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Hoardings
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    North Lower Neil said:

    TCE will declare cats are the best.

    Just for you Neil, my German Shepherd cat.image
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited July 2016
    Busted's much ridiculed assertion that in the year 3000 we all live underwater will be seen to have been uncannily accurate. And then they will parade new signings Mark Fish and "Killer" Whales.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,272
    edited July 2016
    Colin will finally panic, throw in the towel and say how much he hates the regime.

  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    I will have come up with 14000 songs about why we haven't signed anyone
  • Gumbo
    Gumbo Posts: 957
    @AFKABartram won't nick the whip
    @Wss will drop the c bomb in his euro staff tweets
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    T.C.E said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    TCE will declare cats are the best.

    Just for you Neil, my German Shepherd cat.image
    Is that a type of lion?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Danny Dyer will play Hamlet.

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