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London Zoo - Gorilla on the loose

Bedsaddick
Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
edited October 2016 in Not Sports Related
Reports of a gorilla on the loose . ( not a joke )

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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    Been gambling has he?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,751
    I hope he finds some clowns.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    My joke is now ruined. Cheers Beds! :wink:
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,362
    ...and that gorilla's name was Katrien Meire!! LOL!!!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Can he play on the left?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I couldn't give a monkeys to be honest.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I bet the people stuck in the zoo are going ape-shit.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited October 2016
    The Zoo has been put on lockdown due to a coachload of tourists from Blackpool visiting today, leading to repeated incidents of mistaken identity. A couple from Fleetwood have already been tranquilized in error.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,241
    There's a rhino loose in the city
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    Rumours that Charlton Heston is visiting are unconfirmed.

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,371
    When Slade went awol at the press conference I knew something was up!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Can we expect to see a hirsute, stocky man in an ill-fitting Charlton shirt being photographed in the fax machine room at the Valley signing a 2 year deal on the OS tomorrow?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,265
    Go Guy Go
  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    Really misses the jungle - last seen heading for Calais ....
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    edited October 2016
    Don't you people take anything seriously



    ;-)
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,031
    Bedsaddick said:

    Don't you people take anything seriously



    ;-)

    Life's too short :wink:

    Plus it's funny
  • SouthWest_Addicks
    SouthWest_Addicks Posts: 6,307
    Harambe's English cousin taking the fight to the Establishment.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    edited October 2016
    Rumors he has been caught climbing up the Shard are unconfirmed.
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Just as I thought, that Gorilla Glue is shyte
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,358
    About thirty years ago, me and my ex adopted a baby gorilla at London zoo, when we parted I took no further interest, hopefully he isn't looking for vengeance and back payment in bananas.

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  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Spotted, attempting to purchase a seat in West Stand Lower tier.
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,704
    Bumped into Sue Perks, the gorilla has now returned back to the zoo and gave himself up.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,904
    Set free by the SMT to beat up the protesters on Saturday.

    Fiendish.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,618
    Has thankfully been tranquilised and recaptured. Poor thing must have been terrified.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Stewarding at the Valley on Saturday.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,875
    SuedeAdidas said:

    I hope he finds some clowns.

    People would probably think trigger happy TVs back
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited October 2016
    DaveMehmet said:

    Has thankfully been tranquilised and recaptured.

    Hopefully the same thing will happen to Sue Parkes.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    Thankfully for all those that like staring at caged animals he's back behind bars .

    Pfft.
  • crookester
    crookester Posts: 1,335
    Anna_Kissed said:

    Spotted, attempting to purchase a seat in West Stand Lower tier.

    Ridiculous! Gorillas aren't that stupid.
  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,164
    Sun headline apparently is

    "It's all gone a bit King Kong"

    Gotta hand it to those bastards. They know how to write a headline.

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