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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Chefs who over analyse the simplest of foods
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Chefs who over analyse the simplest of foods

    Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose.
    If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited January 2017
    IdleHans said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Chefs who over analyse the simplest of foods

    Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose.
    If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
    There was a woman cooking churros at a street market stall earlier on the tv, reckons she's had Michelin Stared chefs struggle to get the right mix and consistency and that it's an art squirting the batter out of the dispenser gadget.

    Fuck off they're just doughnut sticks luv FFS
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Nick Knowles
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    My general use less ness.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Alwaysneil said:

    My general use less ness.

    Oi chin up Neil!

    Bet I'm more useless than you pal
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    edited January 2017
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    Alwaysneil said:

    My general use less ness.

    You alright Neil?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    The Norwich v Wolves game not being a colour clash. Yellow v illuminous yellow.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    ValleyGary said:

    Alwaysneil said:

    My general use less ness.

    You alright Neil?
    Yeah good thanks, fortunately a momentary blip.
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    ValleyGary said:

    The Norwich v Wolves game not being a colour clash. Yellow v illuminous yellow.

    Luminous.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    ValleyGary said:

    The Norwich v Wolves game not being a colour clash. Yellow v illuminous yellow.

    Wolves should have worn their normal kit - less of a clash.

    I wonder what kit they have for Burton away.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Fiiish said:

    The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.

    Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.

    Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.

    People that still throw money away by buying a phone on contract.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Poor weather reporting.

    Watched it this morning and no mention of the 100,000 snowflakes in Trafalgar Square today.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    Covered End said:

    ValleyGary said:

    The Norwich v Wolves game not being a colour clash. Yellow v illuminous yellow.

    Luminous.
    Yeah, that.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Alwaysneil said:

    My general use less ness.

    Oi chin up Neil!

    Bet I'm more useless than you pal
    He's got a point Neil. ;)
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    T.C.E said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Alwaysneil said:

    My general use less ness.

    Oi chin up Neil!

    Bet I'm more useless than you pal
    He's got a point Neil. ;)
    He ain't though clearly
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    Graham Norton's false laugh which has worsened exponentially with his show's success.

    Jimmy Carr's false laugh.

    Both men can be entertaining but their laughs edge me towards the change channel button.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,336
    Most of the news being about Donald Trump
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Most of the news being about Donald Trump

    Can't believe how slanted it's been considering he IS NOW President of the US, particularly the sposed impartial BBC.
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    American's doing British accents. Just don't.
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    Dazzler21 said:

    American's doing British accents. Just don't.

    .....and vice versa
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited January 2017
    buckshee said:

    Fiiish said:

    The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.

    Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.

    Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.

    People that still throw money away by buying a phone on contract.
    As opposed to what? Buying it outright? Literally do not know a single person who doesn't have a contract apart from those who use their phone so little there is no point being on anything other than PAYG.

    Besides, like almost every other form of contract, you save money by switching provider at the end of your contract, almost no provider offers discounts to existing customers unless you threaten to leave (my current provider in fact offered to more than half my current deal but I was still getting a better deal by moving).
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    IdleHans said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Chefs who over analyse the simplest of foods

    Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose.
    If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
    I'm going to an event with work this week, Heston Blumental is doing a speech - I'm going to use Liquid Nitrogen on his face on your behalf.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    Dianne Abbott
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    ValleyGary said:

    Dianne Abbott

    Winner. Close thread.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    stackitsteve said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Dianne Abbott

    Winner. Close thread.
    Seconded
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    ValleyGary said:

    Dianne Abbott

    Mrs GA deals with DA in her job, she loves putting her in her place. When you are "put" you know about it, I should know I've been there on a number of occasions.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    She's a gobby hypocrite with a shit haircut.
    (DA, not Mrs GA)
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    People RTing Piers Morgan shit into my timeline
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