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How old now is the person you had sex with first.

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    Just waiting for Wayne Rooney to post.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    I said to Mrs GA on her 46th birthday, I never had sex with a 46 year old woman. Her answer was if you carry on like that, you never will.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,344
    I honestly can't remember. By which, I mean that I can remember I've had sex (I'm not that old) but I can't remember how old she was at the time and hence now. By which I mean that she was old enough. By which I mean old enough by law not just in my opinion.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,233
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years or human years?
  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Was his name Jimmy? :confused:
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,899
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Did you used to work in a zoo?

    image
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. She'd be 55 now and I wouldn't recognise her today for the life of me. I wish it had been a little bit more romantic with someone I held deep affection for but instead of losing it in a beautiful way I desperately and grubbily threw it away.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. blockquote>

    As long as ewe enjoyed it.


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  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,823
    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. She'd be 55 now and I wouldn't recognise her today for the life of me. I wish it had been a little bit more romantic with someone I held deep affection for but instead of losing it in a beautiful way I desperately and grubbily threw it away.

    Are you Welsh by any chance?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,464
    I went blind @ 15 so dont know...
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    We are one inappropriate thread away from being reddit!! #thanksroland

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Addick Addict said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. She'd be 55 now and I wouldn't recognise her today for the life of me. I wish it had been a little bit more romantic with someone I held deep affection for but instead of losing it in a beautiful way I desperately and grubbily threw it away.

    Are you Welsh by any chance?


    They were Yorkshire sheep. They had the accent.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,609
    guinnessaddick said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. blockquote>

    As long as ewe enjoyed it.

    Hope he rammed it home
  • wmcf123
    wmcf123 Posts: 5,828
    bring back the RIP Peggy Mitchell thread
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    It was a French lass but they use the metric system so I'm not sure.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,840
    edited February 2017
    Very at first, but after a good rub she started to warm up a bit.

    Apologies, I thought you asked How cold?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,660
    cafcdave123 said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Wow that was pretty direct.

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,840
    edited February 2017
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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,027
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    I didn't know Ray Wilkins posted on CL?
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    edited February 2017
    I'm 25 she's now about 58.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,040
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,361
    I'm 28 she's also 28.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,361
    cafcdave123 said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    He could have been 18 and she would have been 33.

    Is that really that bad? if it were the other way, I have no doubt people would be calling him a 'Lad' for it.
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,603
    More interesting, how old is the latest person you had sex with !
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Dazzler21 said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    He could have been 18 and she would have been 33.

    Is that really that bad? if it were the other way, I have no doubt people would be calling him a 'Lad' for it.
    Depends how long she was grooming him for?

  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,233
    CAFCsayer said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years or human years?
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years?
    Only a couple of hours late. Paw effort
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years

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