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How old now is the person you had sex with first.

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,749

    25, now we've moved in with each other. Not the only person i've slept with and we spent a few years apart after the fact but no one's come close to her.

    Do you have to shoot your bolt out of the window then?
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    i can't remember exactly but I remember being up for it, and I believe I held my own.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    edited February 2017

    i can't remember exactly but I remember being up for it, and I believe I held my own.

    Should have meet happvalley's girl, she would of held it for you.
  • About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.

    This story is making me rethink the meaning of your username.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    Can't let this drop too far down.

    Anymore for anymore?

  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Please explain Milo Yiannopoulos the prominent exiter wriggling on the hook of his comments about men and young boys. Does this prove all brexiters are pedarasts in your bizarre world. And if not why not?
  • Uh-oh, someone said Br**it - Lookie's alarm will be going off

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  • Anyone made the ton up club?
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Mines just turned 98
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991

    Anyone made the ton up club?

    As in bonked 100 different girls, or as in bonked a 100 year old woman (or man)?

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  • About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.

    happyendingvalley
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Please explain Milo Yiannopoulos the prominent exiter wriggling on the hook of his comments about men and young boys. Does this prove all brexiters are pedarasts in your bizarre world. And if not why not?
    Why do I need to explain it? Neither his comments nor the "All paedophiles are remainers" are my comments.

  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040

    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Please explain Milo Yiannopoulos the prominent exiter wriggling on the hook of his comments about men and young boys. Does this prove all brexiters are pedarasts in your bizarre world. And if not why not?
    Why do I need to explain it? Neither his comments nor the "All paedophiles are remainers" are my comments.

    Do you have Alzheimers?
  • Cafcdave123 how old is your mum now? Lol only kidding matey.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Please explain Milo Yiannopoulos the prominent exiter wriggling on the hook of his comments about men and young boys. Does this prove all brexiters are pedarasts in your bizarre world. And if not why not?
    Why do I need to explain it? Neither his comments nor the "All paedophiles are remainers" are my comments.

    Do you have Alzheimers?
    No, but that Doris that nonced you up probably does...

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Cafcdave123 how old is your mum now? Lol only kidding matey.

    And to think she was asking after you the other day, why didn't I see it?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited March 2017
    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Please explain Milo Yiannopoulos the prominent exiter wriggling on the hook of his comments about men and young boys. Does this prove all brexiters are pedarasts in your bizarre world. And if not why not?
    Incredibly bizarre to bring Milo Yiannopoulos in to it. (Not to mention with the context of how nasty and vindictive that entire debacle was.)
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,807
    Answering the question as asked, there were two girls I had sex with first, one was sixteen, the other nineteen (which I suppose makes her a woman rather than a girl). As to the question I guess was intended, the one with whom I first had sex was sixteen.
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,356
    MrLargo said:

    Anyone made the ton up club?

    As in bonked 100 different girls, or as in bonked a 100 year old woman (or man)?
    I suppose it fits into the more questions than answers category, didn't really consider all the options tbh.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Answering the question as asked, there were two girls I had sex with first, one was sixteen, the other nineteen (which I suppose makes her a woman rather than a girl). As to the question I guess was intended, the one with whom I first had sex was sixteen.

    The question is how old are they now, so if the answer is 16, I hope it was very recently...

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Answering the question as asked, there were two girls I had sex with first, one was sixteen, the other nineteen (which I suppose makes her a woman rather than a girl). As to the question I guess was intended, the one with whom I first had sex was sixteen.

    The question is how old are they now, so if the answer is 16, I hope it was within the last 3 years...
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,907
    MrLargo said:

    Anyone made the ton up club?

    As in bonked 100 different girls, or as in bonked a 100 year old woman (or man)?
    whilst on a motorbike taking them up the sidcup bypass
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991

    MrLargo said:

    Anyone made the ton up club?

    As in bonked 100 different girls, or as in bonked a 100 year old woman (or man)?
    I suppose it fits into the more questions than answers category, didn't really consider all the options tbh.
    Was just wondering, as I can only answer "yes" to one of those scenarios and, to be honest, I'd have to double-check her age with the care home before I committed myself as she didn't look a day over 95.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Answering the question as asked, there were two girls I had sex with first, one was sixteen, the other nineteen (which I suppose makes her a woman rather than a girl). As to the question I guess was intended, the one with whom I first had sex was sixteen.

    The question is how old are they now, so if the answer is 16, I hope it was very recently...
    ......or the weight they were then
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    Amazing anyone has any time for sex on here, thought our time was taken up by Charlton and trainspotting? ...
    I'm 23 she's proably 20 now I think/hope...
  • I_was_Floyd
    I_was_Floyd Posts: 468

    59 years old.. We spent an amazing 5 years together and it's our Ruby Wedding anniversary this year.