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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    Coming home and seeing two of my big Golden Orfe floating on the top, the pond filter packed up. Gutted, I've had them for years.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257
    DaveMehmet said:

    Coming home and seeing two of my big Golden Orfe floating on the top, the pond filter packed up. Gutted, I've had them for years.

    Sorry to hear that mate
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,801
    In between every other game in the Murray v Fognini match, being told that Eastenders or whatever other programme is scheduled to be on BBC1 is now on BBC2.
    Why don't they just put the tennis on BBC2? It's not like anyone, in this day and age, isn't able to get BBC2 on their TV, is it?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    cafcdave123 said:

    Burgers coming in brioche buns, what is the obsession with brioche?

    And why a bun?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    The announcement at London Bridge which warns you about suspicious packages..."see it, say it, sorted".
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited July 2017
    Councils that put up lights outside your mates new
    house early in the morning.
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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Councils that put up lights outside your mates new
    house early in the morning.
    image

    Unbelievable
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257
    Dating apps that automatically renew my yearly subscription

    I wouldn't mind but I've never used the thing, let alone have date from it
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,252
    cabbles said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Councils that put up lights outside your mates new
    house early in the morning.
    image

    Unbelievable
    I put right genuine instances of things like this on a daily basis. Just imagine for a second how you explain that and the embarrassment (that shouldn't be there) of just being near something like that. It happens daily and they walk amongst us
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730



    What is the bottom button for?

    Is the answer, 'Multiple orgasms'?

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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,647
    edited July 2017
    LGBT !!! I don't care what your sexuality is or what you do (as long as its between consenting adults) - but why do you have to label yourselves & have your own clique. I don't go round saying "look at me , I'm a HWM - join my gang". Its life, just get on with it - we don't care who or what you are.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Councils that put up lights outside your mates new
    house early in the morning.
    image

    Wait until the dancer turns up before deciding.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,669
    cabbles said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Councils that put up lights outside your mates new
    house early in the morning.
    image

    Unbelievable
    You're right, it's not even in the centre.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    golfaddick said:

    LGBT !!! I don't care what your sexuality is or what you do (as long as its between consenting adults) - but why do you have to label yourselves & have your own clique. I don't go round saying "look at me , I'm a HIV - join my gang". Its life, just get on with it - we don't care who or what you are.

    No thanks
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,925
    The fat family that have just sat behind me on the 4 hour train home from Devon. Empty carriage, yet they decided right behind me was the best place to sit and shovel crisps into there face and grunt, kick my chair.. cough and generally be annoying
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    shine166 said:

    The fat family that have just sat behind me on the 4 hour train home from Devon. Empty carriage, yet they decided right behind me was the best place to sit and shovel crisps into there face and grunt, kick my chair.. cough and generally be annoying

    Make a fake phone call ans say something along the lines of "yeah that's me on the train, hotel was lovely but wish I had skipped breakfast as they will be giving out free burgers and hot dogs in the next carriage down"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Fat people are just generally annoying
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,925
    cafcdave123 said:

    shine166 said:

    The fat family that have just sat behind me on the 4 hour train home from Devon. Empty carriage, yet they decided right behind me was the best place to sit and shovel crisps into there face and grunt, kick my chair.. cough and generally be annoying

    Make a fake phone call ans say something along the lines of "yeah that's me on the train, hotel was lovely but wish I had skipped breakfast as they will be giving out free burgers and hot dogs in the next carriage down"
    Great idea, but once again my chair would have to be used as a Crane to heave them of of said seats... then the sweating and grunting as they return from the 2 minute expedition
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    golfaddick said:

    LGBT !!! I don't care what your sexuality is or what you do (as long as its between consenting adults) - but why do you have to label yourselves & have your own clique. I don't go round saying "look at me , I'm a HWM - join my gang". Its life, just get on with it - we don't care who or what you are.

    HWM L4 BBM W GSOH & 12IC
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,925
    golfaddick said:

    LGBT !!! I don't care what your sexuality is or what you do (as long as its between consenting adults) - but why do you have to label yourselves & have your own clique. I don't go round saying "look at me , I'm a HWM - join my gang". Its life, just get on with it - we don't care who or what you are.


    'We don't care' well that's obviously a huge pile of bollox ... a lot of people do care and for the wrong reasons. As 'hwms' we all the least oppressed beings on the planet

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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    golfaddick said:

    LGBT !!! I don't care what your sexuality is or what you do (as long as its between consenting adults) - but why do you have to label yourselves & have your own clique. I don't go round saying "look at me , I'm a HWM - join my gang". Its life, just get on with it - we don't care who or what you are.

    Never mentioned to anyone that you are an Addicks fan then Golfie?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    My little girls 'fun' day.

    25 minutes to get a hot dog
    30 minutes to get a drink
    45 minutes to get her face painted.

    Shite.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    ValleyGary said:

    My little girls 'fun' day.

    25 minutes to get a hot dog
    30 minutes to get a drink
    45 minutes to get her face painted.

    Shite.

    Was it held at The Valley?
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,355
    3 lads playing footy in next doors garden, obviously I'm being drawn in chuckingthe ball back, anyway 1 shouts Megs and Do a Rabona I think that's it, so I can take it time is marching on for me and I'm being taken the piss out off by under 10's now, think I'll retreat for a bovril and a wee lap blanket.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    Women drinking "cocktails" out of a jug. With a straw. In Wetherspoons.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,972
    You went into the Wetherspoons. What were you expecting?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    That Ipad Pro Advert where the girls just says 'hate it', 'hate it', 'multiple hate it' and 'whatever'.

  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The Renault Kadja advert where the divorcing couple go back to the beach house for bunk up that precedes every fuggin' YouTube video.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    The boring boring music that my neighbours bang out at top volume every weekend. Whether it's the parents with their dull as ditchwater middle of the road soft rock, or the kids with their chart style misnamed r&b, it's all so anodyne and bland it makes me feel like I want to top myself. I don't mind a bit of loud music, but I genuinely want to go round and shake them and tell them to play something interesting. It's like they have a whole catalogue of songs with the same rhythm, the same tempo, the same chord progression and the same small-world boring subject matter. Arrgghhhhhh!
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    IdleHans said:

    You went into the Wetherspoons. What were you expecting?

    Glass jugs at least.
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