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Finally - every British swear word categorised and ranked

A-R-T-H-U-R
A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
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https://www.indy100.com/article/british-swear-words-ranked-ofcom-7340446
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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,601
    Ginger?! Haha

    Beaver more offensive than bitch, shit or arsehole?

    What a load of bollocks.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,947
    Where's wanker and tosser?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,497
    How is 'dickhead' stronger than...all of the medium words?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,497
    I guess if it's a synonym for a penis or a vagina, it's Automatically Strong for some weird arcane Victorian-morality reason
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,836
    Macronate said:

    Where's wanker and tosser?

    He was down bromley wetherspoons for breakfast this morning
  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    Nit that I have any reason to care but I think the category of many of those words are wrong. Bastard, for example seems to be a perfectly acceptable work on almost all TV shows (ignoring kids programs) yet they think it worse than Arsehole and shit.

    When I was a child shit was considered almost as bad as fuck - apparently it's almost ok now.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,437
    sam3110 said:

    Ginger?! Haha

    Beaver more offensive than bitch, shit or arsehole?

    What a load of bollocks.

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  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Surely 'feck is a substitute for a swear word?

    Think the list is irrelevant anyway. It isn't the word it's the context you use it.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    This thread is chuffing silly.

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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2017
    ..and not forgetting sexual references....

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,749
    kings hill addick said:

    Nit that I have any reason to care but I think the category of many of those words are wrong. Bastard, for example seems to be a perfectly acceptable work on almost all TV shows (ignoring kids programs) yet they think it worse than Arsehole and shit.

    When I was a child shit was considered almost as bad as fuck - apparently it's almost ok now.

    Same as fart. It was a rude word when I was a kid but is now widely used.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,056
    Seriously "Git" is a swear word?
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 8,015
    Bukkake is a level above prick teaser, surely. And I reckon anyone who's ever been buggered would say that bugger is at least a tier two swear word.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,749
    MrLargo said:

    Bukkake is a level above prick teaser, surely. And I reckon anyone who's ever been buggered would say that bugger is at least a tier two swear word.

    Especially when said through gritted teeth.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,512
    How is SHIT less offensive than beaver?
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,172
    edited August 2017
    I find the word "amazing" more offensive than any of those

    pissed me off ever since the London Olympics. couldn't get away from that word. "oh the whole experience was so amazing" fuck off.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,569
    Why isn't cock womble in there?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,708
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Why isn't cock womble in there?

    because there was only Wellington, Bungo, Orinoco, Tobermory, Great uncle Bulgaria, Tomsk and Madame Cholet.
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,231
    Sorry - but what's a Punani?

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  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,708
    cafc-west said:

    Sorry - but what's a Punani?

    It's like a poppadum but not so hard on the tongue.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,057
    I thought living with Mr Tatters had introduced me to a world of crudeness. There are a few words he's never used and I've never heard of. Is he hiding a dark world from me?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,451
    That table reads like a transcript from family parties back in the day... As grandad was want to say, "A family that fucking swears together, fucking stays together, dickhead!" Ah happy days.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    edited August 2017
    Macronate said:

    Where's wanker and tosser?

    Leave i_b_b_o_r_g & cabbles out of this, they never produced the chart. :smile:
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    The radio is worse, my OH bought home a booklet of over 200 words you can't say on air, some of them are really silly. You can't even say fairy.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,749
    Nothing will beat the Roger Mellie Profanasorus
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    Where is slunt and gruntfuttock?
  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,687
    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    cafc-west said:

    Sorry - but what's a Punani?

    It's south of the Punjabi's.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,601
    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile

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