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  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,358
    Seeing two lose their rubber 2 laps from home.
    Made my Sunday.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590

    Seeing two lose their rubber 2 laps from home.
    Made my Sunday.

    The cheering from the crowd was superb!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    image
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Quote from my friend's six year old son:

    'Ben is there anything that could happen in your life that would make you happier?'

    'If lychees were in season'.

    You wouldn't believe his late granddad used to be a right Millwall herbert in the 70s...
  • I was as appalled as the next man at the needless slaughter of the eight Humboldt penguins at Chessington zoo.

    I was amused however, when the BBC described the fox involved in this heinous crime as extra cunning and a real one off.

    I could not help but picture this 'extra' cunning fox with his extra bushy tail and twinkle in his eye. A fox so cunning that he could even outfox other foxes.

    Meanwhile as he slyly licks his evil lips back at his den he'll be content in the certain knowledge that no stupid human will ever bring him to justice.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Olivia Buckland being on the box
  • Cici Coleman was on the box this morning.
    Ding dong.
  • The fact that Patridge is going to be the voice of Brexiteers on the Beeb...

    radiotimes.com/news/2017-08-03/alan-partridge-will-return-to-the-bbc-to-become-the-voice-of-brexit
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited August 2017

    I was as appalled as the next man at the needless slaughter of the eight Humboldt penguins at Chessington zoo.

    I was amused however, when the BBC described the fox involved in this heinous crime as extra cunning and a real one off.

    I could not help but picture this 'extra' cunning fox with his extra bushy tail and twinkle in his eye. A fox so cunning that he could even outfox other foxes.

    Meanwhile as he slyly licks his evil lips back at his den he'll be content in the certain knowledge that no stupid human will ever bring him to justice.

    Instead his head will get smashed in by someone in a car or van or lorry, speeding no doubt, late at night whilst texting and driving....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    The first beer on 2 week summer holiday.
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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Trying to drive as economically as possible from Redcar to Wargrave and getting 71mpg out of my shabby old x type diesel over 260 miles
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2017
    Best start to a game this season?
    Estonian cup match. 15 seconds to watch.
    https://youtu.be/8SY4ynHvNIQ
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Finding out that the £100 per year spent on Dog S*** bags is classed as expenditure and therefore Tax deductible which keeps my earnings as pensioner below any threshold which = Zero Tax. Theres money to be learnt in picking up your Dog S*** :)
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    T.C.E said:

    Finding out that the £100 per year spent on Dog S*** bags is classed as expenditure and therefore Tax deductible which keeps my earnings as pensioner below any threshold which = Zero Tax. Theres money to be learnt in picking up your Dog S*** :)

    Thought you were more of a cat man? ;)


    Yes I am gonna post this every time i see you mention your dogs until I get bored.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited August 2017
    New Axe, this pleases me (a lot).
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418

    T.C.E said:

    Finding out that the £100 per year spent on Dog S*** bags is classed as expenditure and therefore Tax deductible which keeps my earnings as pensioner below any threshold which = Zero Tax. Theres money to be learnt in picking up your Dog S*** :)

    Thought you were more of a cat man? ;)


    Yes I am gonna post this every time i see you mention your dogs until I get bored.
    Good luck with that one. ;)
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Get chatting to the guy next to me on a flight back to Gatwick and not only is he a very nice chap he's also a Charlton fan and it turns out a lifer. Didn't share usernames as I wasn't sure if it had an argument with him before and he was bigger than me! :p

    Gave me an excuse to chat Charlton for quite a while which I thoroughly enjoyed. Nice meeting you whoever you are! :)
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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Clothing websites that offer free delivery for orders over a certain amount but also free returns. Meaning I order more items than I want just so I don't have to pay postage either way .
  • buckshee
    bʌkˈʃiː,ˈbʌkʃiː/Submit
    adjectiveBRITISHinformal
    free of charge.
    "a buckshee brandy"
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Catching thieves red handed
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
    Nice one mate, 6 fewer teeth to bite the pillow with inside.
  • king addick
    king addick Posts: 3,698
    An obvious one but when a Monday goes quickly and uneventful at work, I work in recruitment so the day has unrivalled potential to fuck up!

    Today is a good Monday though!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    The sound of ice cubes cracking as you pour a nice cold drink over them.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. .
    Don't you just hate avoidable accidents :)
  • king addick
    king addick Posts: 3,698
    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
    Does that count as an accident at work for him?


    Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.