Most disliked people in adverts.

carly burn said:

The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order.
Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.

Every time i see that I think how stupid it is.

You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home

paulie8290 said:

carly burn said:

The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order.
Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.

Every time i see that I think how stupid it is.

You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home

Got it all planned out haven’t you Moriarty.

paulie8290 said:

carly burn said:

The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order.
Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.

Every time i see that I think how stupid it is.

You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home

It's the bloke at the till that really rubs me up the wrong way. He does this kind of nodding dog thing after every sentence. Melt.

AllHailTheHen said:

Talal said:

Oral B ad with woman who says "I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste!"

Yeah so she knows who Oral B are but didn't know that a company that specialises in oral hygiene would make toothpaste. In her defence she does have a nice bum

Never seen a dentist that looks like hers either, If I had I might still have more than old stumpy left.

AllHailTheHen said:

Talal said:

Oral B ad with woman who says "I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste!"

Yeah so she knows who Oral B are but didn't know that a company that specialises in oral hygiene would make toothpaste. In her defence she does have a nice bum

Anal B.

carly burn said:

The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order.
Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.

I think the same bloke is equally annoying in the awful Trivento wine advert where half a dozen ponces are sitting round a table trying to top-trump each other with their amazing, bullshit life experiences.

Halix said:

AllHailTheHen said:

Talal said:

Oral B ad with woman who says "I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste!"

Yeah so she knows who Oral B are but didn't know that a company that specialises in oral hygiene would make toothpaste. In her defence she does have a nice bum

Never seen a dentist that looks like hers either, If I had I might still have more than old stumpy left.

You are talking about teeth here?

buckshee said:

The TUI go mahoosive with the all inclusive family.

Are they actually still using the word “mahoosive”? In 2019?

paulie8290 said:

Guy- Hi Can I have a coke please
Women-With sugar or without
Guy-Either I just leave coke


Shut up you stupid tool

There’s something vaguely menacing about the newest Coke adverts. Like they’ve gone so basic that they must have some sort of genius mind programming thing going on.

There’s one where they basically say “some stuff is bad for you. But forget it. Buy Coke.”

cafcdave123 said:

JiMMy 85 said:

paulie8290 said:

Guy- Hi Can I have a coke please
Women-With sugar or without
Guy-Either I just leave coke


Shut up you stupid tool

There’s something vaguely menacing about the newest Coke adverts. Like they’ve gone so basic that they must have some sort of genius mind programming thing going on.

There’s one where they basically say “some stuff is bad for you. But forget it. Buy Coke.”

Sounds like a bloke I know

Dave?

I find I get more annoyed than at any time in my life now by adverts. The ones on talk sport and lbc tear into my soul and ensure I learn my lesson and switch that shit off

The bingo website adverts, betting sites, the fucking postcode lottery. The actual lottery or lotto whatever profiteering dick monkies at Camelot have rebranded it as

The tui advert is a great shout too.

Most of all. The bank advertisements specifically the TSB one and their shitty annoying muzak/jingle

I quite like the Jenny Eclair one with the vagisan about vaginal dryness as it shows whilst there isn't much I won't do for overtime, I'm confident I will never be the voice of a cream to moisturise fannies

happyvalley said:

We record all the programmes we want to watch on ITV & watch them a little later fast forwarding the adverts.

This. It’s 2019. You can completey avoid adverts if you like. I agree there are some awful ones out there but there’s no reason for you to watch them unless you have a desperate need to watch everything live.

charltonkeston said:

carly burn said:

The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order.
Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.

A very incompetent and stupid thief rings a bell with a camera on it but it’s quite common to make sure nobody is at home by knocking or kicking on the door.

Unlike the 3 thugs that broke into my mum's home at 3pm yesterday. Just jemmied the front door while she was watching tv. She is almost 90 so they did not care but pushed passed her. She hit them with her cane despite them flashing their 12 inch screw drivers at her.

HardyAddick said:

charltonkeston said:

carly burn said:

The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order.
Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.

A very incompetent and stupid thief rings a bell with a camera on it but it’s quite common to make sure nobody is at home by knocking or kicking on the door.

Unlike the 3 thugs that broke into my mum's home at 3pm yesterday. Just jemmied the front door while she was watching tv. She is almost 90 so they did not care but pushed passed her. She hit them with her cane despite them flashing their 12 inch screw drivers at her.

Absolute pond life. Just a shame we live somewhere with such pathetic punishments.
Hope she isn't too badly affected by it.

If that smug guy from the Ring advert talked to me like that I'd let him watch me shit on his doorstep.