Football for a Fiver Bingo

 "Football for a Fiver". Undoubtedly, one of the highlights of a Charlton fans' year. Or possibly not if past experience is anything to go by. 

If you are going on Saturday, score one point for each of the following you experience. Report back after the game with your score.

1) The bloke behind you who asks you to sit down when you are standing up before the game starts and having a chat with your neighbour as his son can't see the warm-up.

2) People who turn up at kick-off time, stand looking around helplessly then realise their seats are at the far end of the row. Instead of going out and coming in the right end of the row, they attempt to reach their seats by making everyone else in that row stand up.

3) Missing the first 10 minutes of the game because people who don't know where their seats are situated continually block your view as they walk around trying to find them.

4) Kid sitting behind you who kicks the back of your seat throughout the whole game

5) The kicking kid having a dopey dad, who despite the fact that you are glaring at him, doesn't realise that his precious little son is actually an annoying brat and does nothing to stop him kicking your seat.

6) Kicking kid's dad getting all upset and telling you not to use language like that in front of Harry when you tell him what you are going to do to him unless he stops his annoying brat kicking your seat 

7) Finding your foot stuck to the floor after annoying brat behind has spilt his coke and his drink has run down under your feet (also ruining your bag and anything else you have put under your seat).

8) If you don't experience 4, 5, 6 or 7, having a dad with his four kids behind you, each of whom has zero interest in the football as they are busy play-fighting, whilst the dopey dad pretends to get excited at every single moment of the match - commentating on each kick and challenge in order to try and get the brats interested.

9) Dopey dad explaining to his brat of a son that the teams aren't passing to the man wearing a black shirt because he is the referee and not actually playing. 

10) 3 blokes in front of you who talk non-stop throughout the game about the fit bird at work, where they are going drinking tonight and whether Solskjaer should get the United job full time, never mentioning the game or Charlton once.

11) 4 blokes in your row who have obviously been to the pub beforehand and having drunk 4 pints before the game, spend the entire game going out to the toilet one by one.

12) Same 4 blokes, who when not going to the toilet, go out one by one to buy burger or chips.

13) Bloke next to you who asks you after 10 minutes which team is Charlton.

14) Bloke on the other side who asks if Curbishley is still the manager.

15) Kids seen wearing Barcelona, Real Madrid, PSG, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham, Chelsea or West Ham shirts. (Score one point for each). Kids seen wearing Palace or Millwall shirts should just be pitied. 

16) Missing the last 10 minutes of the game as your view is constantly blocked by people leaving early.

Please do let me know of any other experiences you have that make these Football for a Fiver days so enjoyable.