I am reminded of the Monty Python spoof - Where the stars buy their fish - every entry was Macfisheries, as I recall. It seems real life has now vastly overtaken that parody. How much more inane can it all get? Which side of the bed do celebs get out? Watch people from Towie breath in and out -Live. My famous ear.
The world is now full of attention-seeking, deluded, talentless reality stars like her - a pretty depressing spectacle.
The media loves them and encourages their behaviour.
I just can't understand who cares enough to generate clicks etc.
I really couldn't care less if Sonia from EastEnders has lost half a stone after dumping her boyfriend or not, or whether some girl from The Only Way is Essex went to a bar for the evening. Who does?
I was filming at a premiere once. Squeezed into a press pen for a few hours. The crew next to us were twiddling their thumbs the entire time. They turned down the option to interview pretty much every one of the minor celebrities that walked past.
The final few D-listers were milling into the Odeon and still these guys had done no work. They looked so bored and annoyed. One of them was on his phone, asking “how much fucking longer is she going to be?”
And as we were packing up I finally realised what was going on. The crew were there for some sort of Katie Price TV show. They’d spent three hours standing in the cold waiting for her. Eventually she turned up, long after the carpet had emptied and the fans had gone home, her car parked illegally in Leicester Square, blocking pedestrians. She tottered up the red carpet on her high heels, spoke to the interviewer/ cameraman about the film she couldn’t be bothered to watch, got back in the Range Rover and left.
The crew clearly despised her. All she had to do for the TV show she got paid a lot of money for was walk along a red carpet and talk to some people. And yet she couldn’t even be bothered to do that. What a twat.
The crew clearly despised her. All she had to do for the TV show she got paid a lot of money for was walk along a red carpet and talk to some people. And yet she couldn’t even be bothered to do that. What a twat.
You've seen the Dane Bowers vid then. I don't imagine it looks so great these days.
The crew clearly despised her. All she had to do for the TV show she got paid a lot of money for was walk along a red carpet and talk to some people. And yet she couldn’t even be bothered to do that. What a twat.
You've seen the Dane Bowers vid then. I don't imagine it looks so great these days.
See a clip of her on This Morning, slagging off Peter Andre for refusing to sign the forms allowing their kid's faces to be filmed for one of her stupid fly-on-the-wall shows. Then, when he's asked by the same hosts on a later edition, he just said that he doesn't discuss his kids on the telly and says nothing about her either. Gotta say that Peter Andre seems like a good bloke, what I've seen of him
The crew clearly despised her. All she had to do for the TV show she got paid a lot of money for was walk along a red carpet and talk to some people. And yet she couldn’t even be bothered to do that. What a twat.
You've seen the Dane Bowers vid then. I don't imagine it looks so great these days.
Dane Bowers certainly didn’t do any damage to it
Yeah he wasn't exactly taking it to another level.
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It seems real life has now vastly overtaken that parody.
How much more inane can it all get?
Which side of the bed do celebs get out?
Watch people from Towie breath in and out -Live.
My famous ear.
would ya?
looks like she was about to spit or swallow as the paparazzo took this shot
Does anyone know if she was ok afterwards?
It was harrowing enough just reading the article.
The final few D-listers were milling into the Odeon and still these guys had done no work. They looked so bored and annoyed. One of them was on his phone, asking “how much fucking longer is she going to be?”
And as we were packing up I finally realised what was going on. The crew were there for some sort of Katie Price TV show. They’d spent three hours standing in the cold waiting for her. Eventually she turned up, long after the carpet had emptied and the fans had gone home, her car parked illegally in Leicester Square, blocking pedestrians. She tottered up the red carpet on her high heels, spoke to the interviewer/ cameraman about the film she couldn’t be bothered to watch, got back in the Range Rover and left.
The crew clearly despised her. All she had to do for the TV show she got paid a lot of money for was walk along a red carpet and talk to some people. And yet she couldn’t even be bothered to do that. What a twat.
with a hammer, then she’d be truly f*****
oxygen thief