Kim Jong-Un

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

bobmunro said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

RIP

Don't know why the LOL, respect everyone in death, except Arthur Fowler after what he done with the Christmas Club money

Utter bastard.

(not you, Rob - Arthur Fowler)

Then makes out he's having some sort of breakdown. Obviously acting, could tell a mile off

Can't possibly have been acting, it's Arthur Fowler we're talking about.

The next leader of North Korea is going to be Kim Jong Deux. 

Kim Yo Jong is 5 years younger than her wee fat fucker bro and 12 stone lighter.

Kim Yo Jong, AKA KY Jelly, as she makes sure the propaganda machine never dries up. She informed the folk of the bizarrely named "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" when they won the FIFA world cup final and also when Chung Hyeon ranked 441 in the world won Wimbledon in 2018.

Kim Yo Jong was sent to Switzerland where she was taught ballet and has tip toes her way to possibly the top job of Dictator. Her big Brother was also sent to Switzerland for his education of knowing where to stash millions of pounds in case of a coup in later years. 

The brother and sister are close and call each other Kim. This is a wise move on the part of sister Kim, as brother Kim fed their uncle to his dogs when he suspected him of treason. This was ironic as it's normally the other way round in Korea.

That's my take on the politics of North Korea but I hope @addicktedkimtillidie can fill in the missing minutiae.

PrincessFiona said:

I've been wondering whether the reports were true. I'll make some enquiries as know someone there

They’ll be the last to know!

is it Mark or Michelle that you know?

PrincessFiona said:

Not the person I know! 1) they may not tell me 2) if they do I may not be able to pass it on. But will try

Blimey Princess, as dirty Den would say,
Use an alias, don't give the full name and address of 
Lee won Pen
28 upper Kim st
Kim Jong un district
Pyongyang
DPRK

soapboxsam said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation

Maybe Michelle or Mark went to Uni in Switzerland with him, or Pauline did his smalls at the launderette. Either way, I'm sure there are enough people on Charlton Life with a bit of time on their hands to make the link.

PrincessFiona said:

Not the person I know! 1) they may not tell me 2) if they do I may not be able to pass it on. But will try

Blimey Princess, as dirty Den would say,
Use an alias, don't give the full name and address of 
Lee won Fowler Pen
28 upper Kim st
Kim Jong un district
Pyongyang
DPRK

 

bobmunro said:

soapboxsam said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation

Maybe Michelle or Mark went to Uni in Switzerland with him, or Pauline did his smalls at the launderette. Either way, I'm sure there are enough people on Charlton Life with a bit of time on their hands to make the link.

PrincessFiona said:

Not the person I know! 1) they may not tell me 2) if they do I may not be able to pass it on. But will try

Blimey Princess, as dirty Den would say,
Use an alias, don't give the full name and address of 
Lee won Fowler Pen
28 upper Kim st
Kim Jong un district
Pyongyang
DPRK

 

Lee won Pen, for younger viewers ( not you Bob !) Was the Ex England, Man city player and Chairman and also Toilet roll manufacturer where Peter Kay worked, Francis ( Franny) Lee

Norman Hunter had an on field fight with Franny after an alleged dive and the Moniker, Lee won Pen was born.

SantaClaus said:

I suspect Ianucci's Death of Stalin nailed what's going on in North Korea right now.

Surely you should know?
Is he on either of your lists?

Rumour has it that one of those press release statements got leaked early then instantly removed claiming he's dead
Ie their equivalent statement prepared for when the Queen dies

Todds_right_hook said:

LTKapal said:

Rumour has it that one of those press release statements got leaked early then instantly removed claiming he's dead
Ie their equivalent statement prepared for when the Queen dies

The queen is in her 90’s, he is in his 30’s. I would be annoyed if there was a prepared death statement about me at that age

I’ve just written one for you, whatcha guna do ‘bout it?

ShootersHillGuru said:

Was reading a piece in The Guardian from a week ago about Kim Yo Jong and although she is high up in the NK communist party and Kim Jong Uns sister and close advisor they article was saying that it’s unlikely she would replace the glorious leader if something should happen to him. Big worry now for South Korea and Japan is that should KJU pop his clogs there would be a destructive power struggle in the vast military there with unknown consequences. 

Saw that. Not keen on women as leaders for some reason.

Another piece today. Added interest for all is mention of Kim Jong Un’s train.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/26/kim-jong-uns-train-possibly-spotted-at-north-korean-resort?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Todds_right_hook said:

LTKapal said:

Rumour has it that one of those press release statements got leaked early then instantly removed claiming he's dead
Ie their equivalent statement prepared for when the Queen dies

The queen is in her 90’s, he is in his 30’s. I would be annoyed if there was a prepared death statement about me at that age

There is a global pandemic though.

North Lower Neil said:

Todds_right_hook said:

LTKapal said:

Rumour has it that one of those press release statements got leaked early then instantly removed claiming he's dead
Ie their equivalent statement prepared for when the Queen dies

The queen is in her 90’s, he is in his 30’s. I would be annoyed if there was a prepared death statement about me at that age

There is a global pandemic though.

Not in North Korea there isn’t 🤔