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Bullshit your mum told you and you still believe it

LennyLowrent
LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
in Not Sports Related
As I was eating my salad this evening I was reminded of one of mum's best:
"Don't eat the stem (stalk..?) Part of the tomato, that is where the tomato is shitting from "...

(No, she's not eligible to vote next Tuesday)
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  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,823
    "Eat your carrots - it'll put hairs on your chest!"
  • Imnot Athletic
    Imnot Athletic Posts: 1,017
    Don't cut your nails on a Friday, its unlucky
  • Bromley Graham
    Bromley Graham Posts: 405
    "Wear a vest under that shirt or you'll catch a cold". 
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    If you fold the washing up when you put it in the tumble dryer, it comes out with no creases. 
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    all good things come to those who wait .. instead of 'get off your arse and go change the world' .. not really, my ol Mum was a bit of a determined grafter
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    edited October 2020
    shine166 said:
    If you fold the washing up when you put it in the tumble dryer, it comes out with no creases. 
     That's some pretty supple crockery your mum had there mate.
  • MStuartPerm
    MStuartPerm Posts: 611
    Bromley Graham said:
    "Wear a vest under that shirt or you'll catch a cold". 
    This plus don’t go out with wet hair you will catch a cold. 
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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    'Charlton will win the FA Cup in your lifetime'
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    ValleyGary said:
    It’s illegal to put the light on in the car while driving 
    Jesus I genuinely thought it was - are you telling me it’s all a lie?! 
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 22,525
    Always wear clean pants in case you get run over by a bus ;)
    just in case they check for skid marks :):)
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,335
    edited October 2020
    Eating carrots will help you see in the dark (general health advice)
    What did your last slave die of? (when being lazy)
    Just you wait and see (mild overused threat)
    You'll take someone's eye with that (whenever showing signs of boisterousness with anything in the hand)
    If I told you to put your head in an oven, would you do it? (if a friend suggested something stupid)
    You weren't born in a barn (when you leave a door open)

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,980
    DamoNorthStand said:
    ValleyGary said:
    It’s illegal to put the light on in the car while driving 
    Jesus I genuinely thought it was - are you telling me it’s all a lie?! 
    Yeah, it’s a complete myth.
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,883
    If you pull a face and the wind changes direction, you will stay like it
  • mistrollingin62
    mistrollingin62 Posts: 378
    "Don't take sweets from men in cars"
    "Don't go in the men's toilets in Danson Park".
    "Always wash behind your ears before you go out"
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    Dizzle said:
    “If you play with it too much you’ll go blind”...

    I can confirm that this is a lie
    BUT .. do you now wear glasses ?  :)
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    "I'll always be there for you" - Kind of missing the still believe it part. 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ValleyGary said:
    It’s illegal to put the light on in the car while driving 
    I only recently found out that this is a myth.
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    My mum: if you play sport you’ll be fit for life.

    i did. Knees, shoulders, hands and one foot all knackered and can hardly move.
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 22,525
    DaveMehmet said:
    ValleyGary said:
    It’s illegal to put the light on in the car while driving 
    I only recently found out that this is a myth.
    Bit worrying if you have to put the light on
    while driving, are you trying to see the pedals  ;)
  • KettsJohn
    KettsJohn Posts: 1,210
    Vinegar dries your blood out
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Stop moaning!  The Priest does that to all of the children, it's part of being a catholic. 
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,480
    If there’s enough blue sky to make a pair of sailors trousers it’s safe to put your washing out.
    Been badly caught out with that several times over the years.🤨🤨🤨
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Todds_right_hook said:
    If you pull a face and the wind changes direction, you will stay like it
    I've got a mate with a very noticeable lazy eye. He loves saying that he defied his mum just as the wind changed.
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    Madtiebation mskes tou ho bl8nd
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    mistrollingin62 said:
    "Don't take sweets from men in cars"
    "Don't go in the men's toilets in Danson Park".
    "Always wash behind your ears before you go out"
    "Especially if you are going to Danson Park..."

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