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Craig Bellamy on JJ (V funny thread)

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  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    edited March 2009
    BREAKING NEWS FROM SKY: JJ WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER HE GOT HIS BIG WOOLLY HAIR CUT.... AND BELLAMY IS A TWAT. MORE SOON....
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,288
    A mon avis, Il est gros twat.
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    edited March 2009
    It seems a universally held opinion then. Craig Bellamy is a grade A Tosspott!
    Long live JJ!
    In a poll of disliked footballers who else could run Craig Bellamy(end) close??

    Any suggestions?
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,658
    Ashley Cole but CB wins.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,356
    [cite]Posted By: pilchard[/cite]It seems a universally held opinion then. Craig Bellamy is a grade A Tosspott!
    Long live JJ!
    In a poll of disliked footballers who else could run Craig Bellamy(end) close??

    Any suggestions?

    Savage
    Drogba
    Bowyer
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    [cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: pilchard[/cite]It seems a universally held opinion then. Craig Bellamy is a grade A Tosspott!
    Long live JJ!
    In a poll of disliked footballers who else could run Craig Bellamy(end) close??

    Any suggestions?

    Savage
    Drogba
    Bowyer

    Ashley Cole.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
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    Just asked these guys from Del Monte if they thought Bellamy was a twat, and they said YES !
  • vancouveraddick
    vancouveraddick Posts: 1,674
    Here in Canada people go one step further and call Bellamy a Twat Waffle whatever that means.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
    However, Bellamy's press officer does his best job to deny escalating worldwide rumours that Bellamy is in fact a twat


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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    I'm in Beleverederdetredderedderdere (or however the fudge ya spell it!) at the moment.

    I have canvassed opinion and the response, uniformly, is that Bellamy is regarded as a mahooosive Twat.

    Actually loving this thread, as i have hated this filthy lil skunking winge-bag for ages now!! When he joined Wet spam that was that, the hatred knew no bounds!!

    Vile vile vile creature

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
    edited March 2009
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    Vi har spurt det gode folket av Oslo, og den generelle meningen her er at Craig Bellamy er en twat
  • eastbourne_addick
    eastbourne_addick Posts: 911
    twats : the people hate

    1 : gattusso
    2: bellamy
    3 : savage

    drogba definately worth a mention
  • Can-addick
    Can-addick Posts: 691
    vancouveraddick, I forgot all about our propensity for labelling serious twats "twat waffles".

    Needless to say, we Canadians don't have much opportunity to use the term, given that it's rare to encounter a twat waffle like Bellamy (especially in Canada!!), but there's no doubt that it applies to him six ways to Sunday. ;-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
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    G'day Poms, Joe Mangel here. I've just had to drag me self off the dunny, and christ that was an effort. Felt like i was crapping a yute. Anyhow, i was out with Scott, Henry, Des, Paul Robinson, all the Ramsey St lads for a barbie this arvo. I grabbed a coldie and a dogs eye with dead horse, then got all the dead horse down me and made a proper gallah of me self....

    Where was i ? Oh yeah, i asked the chaps what they thought of this Bellamy mongrel, and the agreed view was he is a prize dongo, and probably as bent as a scrub tick.

    Anyway, that's enough yabber from this old ocker...
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    edited March 2009
    ex JJ strike partner Andy Hunt and his stunning wife confirms what we all know



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  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,004
    Can you be a knob and a twat at the same time?
  • vancouveraddick
    vancouveraddick Posts: 1,674
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]Can you be a knob and a twat at the same time?

    So you're saying Craig Bellendmy is an hermaphrodite BDL?
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    It would explain his anger issues!
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,667
    I have just asked the hubby, who speaks welsh fluently

    & you would never believe it but

    guess what the welsh word for twat is???????

    now before you guess, it's an old language & normally new words just get adopted with a welsh accent like 'compooter' or 'stair-ree-oo'

    but, who'd have thought it

    the welsh for twat actually is


    Bell......ammm.....eeeee...................isn't it ;-)

    xxx
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,666
    tracked down by Charlton Life to his rented flat near Edinburgh Castle Jonatan Johansson was asked for his reaction to the comments made by Craig Bellamy after Wales's glorious defeat to Finland 'Craig who? Oh, him. He's a bigger twat than Ashley Cole'.

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,449
    We actually did a 'hated England XI vs hated international XI' at work last week. These were the results:

    England
    1. Walker, Ian
    2. Neville, Gary
    3. Cole, Ashley
    4. Thatcher, Ben
    5. Ruddock. Neil
    6. Wise, Dennis
    7. Barton, Joey
    8. Bowyer, Lee
    9. Rooney, Wayne
    10. Sheringham, Teddy
    11. Sherwood, Tim

    Subs
    12. Hurlock, Terry
    13. Hughes, Lee
    14. Sutton, Chris

    Manager:
    Warnock, Neil

    International
    1. Schumacher, Harald
    2. Neill, Lucas
    3. Mihialovic, Sinisa
    4. De Boer, Franck
    5. Keane, Roy
    6. Savage, Robbie
    7. Ronaldo, Christiano
    8. Moeller, Andreas
    9. Edmundo
    10. Totti, Francesco
    11. Ibrahimovic, Zlatan

    Subs:
    13. Bellamy, Craig
    15. Materazzi, Marco
    16. Simeone, Diego

    Manager:
    Ferguson, Alex
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,273
    Thatcher is Welsh Leroy. A valid call though

    I have been out and out in the Medway towns tonight and the combined opinion is.............. Craig Bellamy is a twat
  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    Yammers chant rubbish, employing Bellamy priceless
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFlwKCUspaI
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,876
    When I was in Jamaica, I heard them calling Bellamy a "RassssClaaat Twat!"
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,227
    in Bewts-y-Coed they thinks he's more of a bell-end
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,196
    Hello... London can you hear me...

    The result from the Portuguese jury is as follows...


    ...Bellamy Esta Uma Twat.



    Obrigado London, boa noite.


    PS. Shag if you were anywhere in the south and didn't come to see us...
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    edited April 2009
    Mate I was in the Algarve but only on a whirlwind weekend trip, I promise to have a Super Bock in your bar this year ...
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,083
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    Craig Bellamy - Ye Twat
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    word on da street in nth londin is dat da man is a bumberclart pussyrass bloodclart

    roughly translated into actual north london suberb speak the man is a twat
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,003
    IMHO, Bellamy's a twat, but he's right about JJ!!

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