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Rumours Rumours - Summer 2021 edition (Deadline Day from p814)
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Yesterday was the Soviet five year plan, today it’s all about Mao’s little red book.eastterrace6168 said:
Nah, that was so yesterday's news, someone will come up with a flash of inspiration, won't they......golfaddick said:
Yeah, but it will be mainly fish puns & discussions over who really shot JFK.CH4RLTON said:I have absolutely nothing to back this up with but just have a strange feeling theres going to be a bit of activity on here today.0 -
Yesterday was ex American President day.AddicksAddict said:
Yesterday was the Soviet five year plan, today it’s all about Mao’s little red book.eastterrace6168 said:
Nah, that was so yesterday's news, someone will come up with a flash of inspiration, won't they......golfaddick said:
Yeah, but it will be mainly fish puns & discussions over who really shot JFK.CH4RLTON said:I have absolutely nothing to back this up with but just have a strange feeling theres going to be a bit of activity on here today.0 -
Could be put the front of the shop?BigRedEvil said:
Where is his face covering?ricky_otto said:
Don’t get too excited - he only bought a carrier bag.PWADDICK said:
Chuks splashing that signing on money I see0 -
Your cards been marked 😉ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
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Tell us what you really think about themaddick1956 said:
You couldn't pay me to drive a BMW ! Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car. Awful cars really. They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.addick1956 said:ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.
Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you.
Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch.
BMW Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description.
There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true.8 -
Somehow, in this case, I suspect it was the driver rather than the car.6
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So you’re the reason!addick1956 said:
You couldn't pay me to drive a BMW ! Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car. Awful cars really. They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.addick1956 said:ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.
Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you.
Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch.
BMW Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description.
There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true.0 -
First time of pulled anybody on it actuallySamE7 said:
Mine was tooDOUCHER said:
nothing to do with grammar - i use hyphons coz its easy, not coz i think its grammatically correct - people that say brought instead of bought is just simply a case of using the wrong word - it has been discussed on here before as very irritating so it was a bit tongue in cheek - nothing to get your knickers in a twist aboutSamE7 said:DOUCHER said:
just no - happy to have the discussion - depends how bored u rCafc43v3r said:
They haven't bought either of them have they? They have however brought them in.DOUCHER said:
BOUGHT !!!!!!!!!!RonnieMoore said:
Cousins and Power …..blimey can you imagine reaction if we brought them !!!!!Bedsaddick said:
I don’t rate him at all and neither did the Sunderland fans the last two seasons .Maccn05 said:Wigan have signed Max Power today to follow up the signing of Cousins yesterday… they could be a real problem next season
… and it’s means that ‘spotty kid on Twitter’ that everyone was knocking is at least 25% right so far 👍🏼
Would not worry to much about Wigan if this is the level of player there getting
YOU !!!!!!!!!!
ARE !!!!!!!!!!
Also, while we're policing grammar; incorrect use of hyphens. You should have gone for, 'Just no. Happy to have the discussion, depends how bored you are.'
I see you doing it a lot to others, too good an opportunity to miss0 -
I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.addick1956 said:
You couldn't pay me to drive a BMW ! Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car. Awful cars really. They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.addick1956 said:ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.
Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you.
Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch.
BMW Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description.
There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true.
Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
Apart from that I agree with you.10 - Sponsored links:
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I wonder if Stalin drove a BMW…..
Im sure he cut a lot of people up.0 -
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Phewricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.0 -
I'll be on the Top Gear thread if anyone wants to discuss transfer rumours
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Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?Covered End said:
I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.addick1956 said:
You couldn't pay me to drive a BMW ! Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car. Awful cars really. They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.addick1956 said:ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.
Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you.
Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch.
BMW Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description.
There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true.
Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
Apart from that I agree with you.0 -
Years ago my wife worked in Harrods. She said people used to come into the shop and buy just a Harrods carrier bag. Assumedly so they could lord it up down the marketricky_otto said:
Don’t get too excited - he only bought a carrier bag.PWADDICK said:Chuks splashing that signing on money I see
"Aw, go on then. I'll 'ave a pound a grapes please luv. Just drop 'em in me HARRODS bag. Mind ya don't scratch it wif ya signet ring"0 -
JFK was traveling in a BMW the day he was shot.3
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I don't use it ...... unless I specifically wish to emphasise the penultimate.Cafc43v3r said:
Before the penultimate iteam in a list, before the and, or the or.EugenesAxe said:When would one use an Oxford comma?
(My god, did I really write that load of old tosh?)
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FFS, don't bring him up again, just about got back to a sense of normality...sort ofcabbles said:JFK was traveling in a BMW the day he was shot.
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Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't!dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.
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I asked already.Oggy Red said:
Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't!dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.
She said not a lot
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This is BMW
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What’s her memory like? 😉.Oggy Red said:
Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't!dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.2 -
Post a photo of it on here and we can take a vote.Oggy Red said:
Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't!dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.2 -
I always stop at red lights, unless I'm pissed and texting someone.Scoham said:
Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?Covered End said:
I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.addick1956 said:
You couldn't pay me to drive a BMW ! Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car. Awful cars really. They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.addick1956 said:ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.
Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you.
Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch.
BMW Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description.
There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true.
Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
Apart from that I agree with you.
Joke.2 -
TellyTubby said:
Post a photo of it on here and we can take a vote.Oggy Red said:
Aaaaaagh! Brainless Americanisms ruining our language. Just don't!dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
PS: I'm not sure about my todger. I'll ask the missus what she thinks.
Over to you on that one
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So you never stop at red lights?Covered End said:
I always stop at red lights, unless I'm pissed and texting someone.Scoham said:
Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?Covered End said:
I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.addick1956 said:
You couldn't pay me to drive a BMW ! Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car. Awful cars really. They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.addick1956 said:ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.
First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.
Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you.
Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch.
BMW Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description.
There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true.
Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
Apart from that I agree with you.
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I drive a BMW and I’m hung like a baboon.ricky_otto said:
It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s.dajavouslagan said:
It just really pisses me! Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important! 😜addick1956 said:
The person we had at school, our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.dajavouslagan said:It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar! That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances! Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind!
He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion.0 -
BMW - love my 340i, and rear wheel drive helps getting round corners quicker0
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