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Things that make you feel old

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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,480
    When you realise The Godfather movie is 50 years old……oh come on, tell me that isn’t true!
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    When all your sub-30 colleagues are getting botox. 
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    Why have I suddenly started to forget doing my flies up? 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    Finding white hairs in my beard!! 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Finding white hairs in my beard on my balls!! 

  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,655
    If you can stand on one leg for at least 10 seconds you will live at least another 10 years (or so I heard).
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Blackheathen said:
    If you can stand on one leg for at least 10 seconds you will live at least another 10 years (or so I heard).
    Fcuking hell, Ian Anderson has got it made
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    The awful promotion of Gender "reassignment" surgery for state school children. It doesn't just make me feel old. It actually makes me feel positively unwell. 
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    Going to weddings. Standing next to policemen. Listening to "pop" music. Mirrors! 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    And we thought he was living in the past.
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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Blackheathen said:
    If you can stand on one leg for at least 10 seconds you will live at least another 10 years (or so I heard).
    I’ve just fallen over.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,716
    edited July 2022
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    My eldest told me he didn't know what Colditz was. How can he not know? When I was young, you couldn't escape from it.
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,491
    DaveMehmet said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Finding white hairs in my beard on my balls!! 

    Wishing the white hairs on my head would come back again
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,620

  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    My son had a soiree recently and I couldn't help noticing some of his boyhood friends. 

    Friends that I could recall as children who are now middle aged.  It was like being in a time warp.  I have no idea of what they thought of the old geezer in the corner drinking his beer ... and I don't want to know!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    edited July 2022
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    My son had a soiree recently and I couldn't help noticing some of his boyhood friends. 

    Friends that I could recall as children who are now middle aged.  It was like being in a time warp.  I have no idea of what they thought of the old geezer in the corner drinking his beer ... and I don't want to know!
    On a similar theme, collecting grandchildren from school and remembering far too many other parents (and the odd teacher) as contemporaries of one or other of my daughters at the same school.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Love Island.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    edited July 2022
    Solidgone said:
    Why have I suddenly started to forget doing my flies up? 
    The next stage is when you don’t care if you have 😳
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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Solidgone said:
    Why have I suddenly started to forget doing my flies up? 

    Old chinese proverb. Dead bird never fall out of nest.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    edited July 2022
    I’ve cracked it - Its been when I’m brushing my teeth which always makes me want to take a piss. Its difficult doing two things at once and that’s when I forget to do my flies up! All I’ve got to do now is to remember this and check my flies after brushing my teeth.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,362
    On the tube the other night. A young girl stood up and offered me her seat and was quite insistent about it. 
    Very nice of her to think of others but it left me felling very deflated. At 58 I still feel healthy, not on any medication and in my head I'm still young. Obviously I dont look it.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    charltonkeston said:
    On the tube the other night. A young girl stood up and offered me her seat and was quite insistent about it. 
    Very nice of her to think of others but it left me felling very deflated. At 58 I still feel healthy, not on any medication and in my head I'm still young. Obviously I dont look it.
    Perhaps she just didn't wan't to be at eye level with the dead bird in the nest ;)
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    A app applying for your over 70’s driving licence.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Struggling to get up off the floor after playing with my little grandson.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Stig said:
    cafctom said:
    Players who are my age retiring from the game in their mid 30s, when it feels like they only started playing it yesterday. 

    Makes it hit home how short a player’s career really feels like.
    There's a fixed hierarchy as to how the age of footballing people affects you. If you're still comparing yourself to players, you're fine. When you've worked your way through players, referees, managers then owners, that's when you know you're ready for a high backed armchair and an NHS chiropodist.
    just ordered a high back armchair…
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,013
    Sunderland played a kid yesterday who was born in 2007!

    When we were relegated from the Premier league he hadn't even been born.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    T_C_E said:
    Solidgone said:
    Why have I suddenly started to forget doing my flies up? 
    The next stage is when you don’t care if you have 😳
    And then you start doing it on purpose.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    Tuneless whistling. 

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