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• LargeAddick

  April 5

  Why shouldn't you trust an atom?
  They make up literally everything.

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• Taxi_Lad

  April 5

  Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff ?
  
  because he wanted Tequila 

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• iaitch

  April 6

  Mexican's wife only has a single tooth, she's called Juanita.

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• MrWalker

  April 6 edited April 6

  I can’t stay up all night dancing any more.
  But in the 90’s I did it with ease

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• LargeAddick

  April 6

  I watched a programme about beavers last night.
  It was the best dam programme I’ve ever seen.

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• AddicksAddict

  April 9

  I bumped into a MAGA-head yesterday, he said “I believe Trump was sent by God”.
  
  Me: “Why, had he run out of locusts?”.

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• MrWalker

  April 9

  i before e

  Except for when your neighbour

  Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

  Weird.

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• Stig

  April 9

  I was in the cemetery and I saw a bloke get up from behind a gravestone. "Morning," I said. "No - just having a shit". [Bob Mortimer]
  

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• eastterrace6168

  April 9

  Stig said:

  I was in the cemetery and I saw a bloke get up from behind a gravestone. "Morning," I said. "No - just having a shit". [Bob Mortimer]
  

  Bit harsh on Bob...🙄

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