A duck walks into a pub at lunchtime and asks for a pint and a toasted sandwich. The landlord exclaims “My God a talking duck” The duck replies “Yeah, I’m a plasterer. I’m working on the building site across the road, converting the old building into flats. I’ll be in every lunchtime for the next two weeks.”
The following week the circus comes to town, and the ringmaster drops into the pub for a pint. The landlord tells him about this talking duck that comes in every lunchtime. The ringmaster is very keen on having a talking duck in the circus, so gives the landlord his business card and asks him to get the duck to give him a call.
When the duck pops in that lunchtime for his pint and sandwich the landlord tells the duck about the circus ringmaster wanting the duck to come and work for him.
The duck asks “A circus?”
The landlord says: “yes”
The duck says: “In the big tent on the heath?”
“Yes, that’s right,” answers the landlord excitedly.
And the duck says: “What do they want with a plasterer?”
The annual event where the US President poses with the Easter Bunny (yes, it's a real thing, no, I don't know why) has a strong track record of leading to photos that will persuade you to give up drugs.
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They make up literally everything.
because he wanted Tequila
But in the 90’s I did it with ease
It was the best dam programme I’ve ever seen.
Me: “Why, had he run out of locusts?”.
Barman says, 'Why the long face?'
"It's a Weatherspoons", says the horse
Last week they took his car, this week his house
I said Keira Knightly.
Or maybe just a few times a week
A BaBOOM.
It's there in the Bible, Reveletions 8 1: "when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour"