Not so much a joke, more it raises the question of how did we lose a war to this lot?
Has to be satire, surely? Someone sending up the tendency of people who describe themselves as Christians following Trump despite him contradicting everything the Bible tells people to do? It's a reference to the Bible text about people resorting to worshipping a statue while they were wandering in the desert after leaving Egypt. (This didn't end well for them, but it's assumed that most of these "evangelicals" haven't read enough of the Bible to know that.)
I’m not sure Americans do satire. Alanis Morissette (US citizen since 2005) can’t even do irony.
I don’t know. She did a couple of my shirts very well when I stayed over
I know the meaning of irony - nickel is more irony than copper.
Linda Smith (1958–2006), stand-up comic and radio comedienne, was born and raised in Erith and attended Bexleyheath School and Erith College. Technically she actually lived in Belvedere as was brought up in Riverdale Road.
Smith famously joked that Erith "is not twinned with any town but does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" and ‘Erith is in Kent - the "Garden of England" I can only assume Erith is the outside toilet because it is a shit house.’.
"Are you alright in there, Watson?" "Yes" "I can hear a lot of straining sounds. Are you sure you are alright?" "Yes" "I think you're constipated, Watson" "No shit, Sherlock"
Fella turns up at a night club only to find you have to be wearing a tie. Bouncer flatly refuse’s to allow him in. Pissed off, he goes back to his car to rummage through its content to see what he could come up with…..he finds a pair of jump leads. He manages to fashion what could pass as a tie. Turning up at the door again, he shows the bouncer his ‘tie’. “Ok, on this occasion I’ll let you in…..just don’t start anything.”
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"Oh, bloody hell!" Watson exclaims. "My coat is ruined!"
"You'll have to take it up with the owner," Sherlock replies calmly.
"But I haven’t the slightest idea who the owner is!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. You are both pissed on and pissed off at the same time, so it must be Schrödinger's cat."
"Yes"
"I can hear a lot of straining sounds. Are you sure you are alright?"
"Yes"
"I think you're constipated, Watson"
"No shit, Sherlock"
I’m not shagging one of those again.
she said “yes….. it’s 90 degrees “
Bouncer flatly refuse’s to allow him in.
Pissed off, he goes back to his car to rummage through its content to see what he could come up with…..he finds a pair of jump leads.
He manages to fashion what could pass as a tie.
Turning up at the door again, he shows the bouncer his ‘tie’.
“Ok, on this occasion I’ll let you in…..just don’t start anything.”
’Big issue’