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A friend gave me a pile of Scrabble letters for my birthday.She said it was a book from IKEA.0
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How many premiership players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the club has someone to do that for them.0 -
My brother has started spouting things that aren't true. I thought he was getting Alzheimer's.
Then his wife told me he'd started watching GBNews.2 -
You may not see me on here for a while.
Charlton Police are investigating me for stealing inflatable swimming aids.
I've got to lilo.1 -
That’s an absolute cracker. I can now understand why everyone in your entourage at Wembley looked like they was having so much fun in your company.AddicksAddict said:My brother has started spouting things that aren't true. I thought he was getting Alzheimer's.
Then his wife told me he'd started watching GBNews.1 -
They were tired out after a hard guffaw.R0TW said:
That’s an absolute cracker. I can now understand why everyone in your entourage at Wembley looked like they was having so much fun in your company.AddicksAddict said:My brother has started spouting things that aren't true. I thought he was getting Alzheimer's.
Then his wife told me he'd started watching GBNews.1 -
I keep a photo of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no money in it
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For all X's failings, it still serves up the occasional gem.
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Worried they come across bodies without heads.Taxi_Lad said:Bargain 👍🏻0 -
A timely joke especially when its been announced the the Colombian guy that killed two men and was caught crossing the Clifton bridge.0
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My boss hates it when I call him Dick. Which is understandable as his name is Steve4
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OK, not a joke as such, more a funny story.
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When I married my wife, I also married my best friend.
Which, as it turns out, is illegal.4 -
My golf instructor told me I had to work on my follow-through.
“Is it my swing?”
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Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
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Told my kids that I had Roger Daltrey in my cab the other day
they said "Who?"
I replied "yes that's him!"
(I did in fact pick him up once)2 - Sponsored links:
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When I was younger, I tried to write a new drinking song.I couldn’t get past the first few bars.5
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My wife was rhapsodising about the inequalities in the way women are treated.
"Take sex" she said. "If a women sleeps with ten men, she's called a slut, but if a man does it, what does he get called?".
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AddicksAddict said:My wife was rhapsodising about the inequalities in the way women are treated.
"Take sex" she said. "If a women sleeps with ten men, she's called a slut, but if a man does it, what does he get called?".
"Homosexual?".
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Met a beautiful Welsh girl last week.
She said ' Do you want to come back to mine?'
Now I'm covered in coal dust.13 -
A Welsh girl I met asked about my family. I told her my sister was getting married.MrWalker said:Met a beautiful Welsh girl last week.
She said ' Do you want to come back to mine?'
Now I'm covered in coal dust.
"Is she pregnant?".
"No".
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I tried to pick up Roger Daltrey once but he’s heavier than he looksTaxi_Lad said:Told my kids that I had Roger Daltrey in my cab the other day
they said "Who?"
I replied "yes that's him!"
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Jokes thread is now over on the transfer rumours!3
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