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  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    jose said:
    A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

    The nurse asked the rabbit "what's your blood type?"

    "I'm probably a type O". said the rabbit
    The priest said "Holy Mary, mother of Jesus, a talking rabbit!".
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    AI was supposed to take over menial work so we'd all be free to be creative. Instead, it's taking over creative work so we're all free to be menial.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    I cant get over the fact that the word "guillible" looks like a cat upside down
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    ForeverAddickted said:
    I cant get over the fact that the word "guillible" looks like a cat upside down
    “Gullible” has been removed from the Oxford English Dictionary. 
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    Two owls playing pool . The younger one tells the older one he’s never played before , but the older one assures him he will talk him through it 

    The older one is on spots and the younger one on stripes . As the young one goes to take his shot , his wing accidentally touches the spot ball 

    “Hey ! “ said the big owl , “ that’s two hits , that !” 

    The little owl looks confused and says , “ Two hits to who ?”
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    The wife was turned into a couch by a wicked witch and she ended up in  hospital.

    I enquired "How is she"?

    They replied "Comfortable"
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