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MrWalker said:AddicksAddict said:Swindon_Addick said:AddicksAddict said:Not so much a joke, more it raises the question of how did we lose a war to this lot?3
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iaitch said:AddicksAddict said:1
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Honestly it’s like people just post a load of old nonsense on here theses days0
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iaitch said:AddicksAddict said:0
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Fumbluff said:Honestly it’s like people just post a load of old nonsense on here theses days4
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Breaking news:The manager of the Bexleyheath cinema complex has tragically passed away.His funeral is next Tuesday at 2.00pm, 4.15pm, 6.45pm and 8.30pm.9
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are strolling through London when a cat leaps on Watson out of nowhere and pisses on him.
"Oh, bloody hell!" Watson exclaims. "My coat is ruined!"
"You'll have to take it up with the owner," Sherlock replies calmly.
"But I haven’t the slightest idea who the owner is!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. You are both pissed on and pissed off at the same time, so it must be Schrödinger's cat."
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Famous people of Bexley- comedian Linda Smith.Linda Smith (1958–2006), stand-up comic and radio comedienne, was born and raised in Erith and attended Bexleyheath School and Erith College. Technically she actually lived in Belvedere as was brought up in Riverdale Road.Smith famously joked that Erith "is not twinned with any town but does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" and ‘Erith is in Kent - the "Garden of England" I can only assume Erith is the outside toilet because it is a shit house.’.5
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Due to a misheard Carpenters' lyric, when I was a kid, I thought the first alien life form to contact earth, was called Colin Octopus…
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I see you was on just as good form at Wembley.
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R0TW said:I see you was on just as good form at Wembley.0
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"Are you alright in there, Watson?"
"Yes"
"I can hear a lot of straining sounds. Are you sure you are alright?"
"Yes"
"I think you're constipated, Watson"
"No shit, Sherlock"8 -
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I asked Rick Astley if I could have some of his Pixar DVD's. He said 'I will give you Cars and Toy Story but I'm never going to give you Up.'6
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Yesterday I was in hospital having a mole removed from my penis.
I’m not shagging one of those again.13 -
I told this blonde lady that I feeling cold and she told me to go stand in the corner.I said “is it warmer?”
she said “yes….. it’s 90 degrees “6 -
You’d think a snail would be faster without it’s shell but in fact it’s a little sluggish1
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Fella turns up at a night club only to find you have to be wearing a tie.
Bouncer flatly refuse’s to allow him in.
Pissed off, he goes back to his car to rummage through its content to see what he could come up with…..he finds a pair of jump leads.
He manages to fashion what could pass as a tie.
Turning up at the door again, he shows the bouncer his ‘tie’.
“Ok, on this occasion I’ll let you in…..just don’t start anything.”11 -
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I once had to dump a girlfriend who kept taking the piss out of me for being colourblind. It was a massive grey flag for me !
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