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  • I work in IT. I got an External call on Teams this afternoon. I answered it and a child at the other end said "Hello, we are calling from Microscope", fell about laughing, and hang up.

    It really made chuckle.
  • I work in IT. I got an External call on Teams this afternoon. I answered it and a child at the other end said "Hello, we are calling from Microscope", fell about laughing, and hang up.

    It really made chuckle.
    ???
  • Each to their own I guess
  • gringo said:
    I work in IT. I got an External call on Teams this afternoon. I answered it and a child at the other end said "Hello, we are calling from Microscope", fell about laughing, and hang up.

    It really made chuckle.
    ???
    Microscope ~ Microsoft?
  • gringo said:
    I work in IT. I got an External call on Teams this afternoon. I answered it and a child at the other end said "Hello, we are calling from Microscope", fell about laughing, and hang up.

    It really made chuckle.
    ???
    Microscope ~ Microsoft?
    I think you're looking at this joke in too much detail
  • gringo said:
    I work in IT. I got an External call on Teams this afternoon. I answered it and a child at the other end said "Hello, we are calling from Microscope", fell about laughing, and hang up.

    It really made chuckle.
    ???
    Microscope ~ Microsoft?
    I think you're looking at this joke in too much detail
    Maybe it's funnier when seen through a different lens.
  • gringo said:
    I work in IT. I got an External call on Teams this afternoon. I answered it and a child at the other end said "Hello, we are calling from Microscope", fell about laughing, and hang up.

    It really made chuckle.
    ???
    Microscope ~ Microsoft?
    I think you're looking at this joke in too much detail
    Maybe it's funnier when seen through a different lens.
    It needs a bit more focus
  • I'm going to be objective and let that one slide
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  • I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger his favourite bank holiday. 

    “Has to be Easter, baby”.
  • MrWalker said:
    An elderly man living alone in Leeds wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in Wakefield Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Paul,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
    Love,
    Paul.

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
    Porridge 1978.
  • gringo said:
    MrWalker said:
    An elderly man living alone in Leeds wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in Wakefield Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Paul,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
    Love,
    Paul.

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
    Porridge 1978.

  • Eighty year old goes to the doctor, thinking he's got arthritis.

    The doc tells him it's not arthritis, it's premature rigor mortis.
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  • I may be light-fingered, but I wouldn't steal a ruler; that's where I draw the line.
  • edited July 14
    What is a pirate’s favourite letter?




    A writ of safe passage from His Majesty, King Charles II. 
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