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Kelvin Mackenzie in todays sun

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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,998
    Maybe your of a different generation Leroy but bashing the granny out of someone means (being polite) giving someone a good kicking where I from.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,349
    edited October 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Maybe your of a different generation Leroy but bashing the granny out of someone means (being polite) giving someone a good kicking where I from.

    Me too. Though we are from the same area!

    Bloody hell Leroy, get with the times man!
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,998
    You can pipe down or I'll give your grandad a bashing!! Shit that's my Grandad as well isn't it!
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    Nothing to do with being from a different generation. 'Bashing the granny' out of someone is an extremely unpleasant term for having sexual intercourse with a female. It has been used on and off for at least fifteen years (that I know of) in SouthEast London - I have never heard it used for anything other than that and, since the term originated as Mockney for 'Granny Flat' it wouldn't make much sense used in anythijng other than that context (since 'Granny Flat' is used to rhyme with 'Twat').

    Although I will grant you, Kelvin McKenzie IS a twat, I don't think he HAS a twat.
  • Amos on the wing
    Amos on the wing Posts: 1,802
    Piss off back to Millwall you complete prat. The club should tell him to piss off. IMHO him and his money are not welcome at the Valley.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,349
    edited October 2009
    God forsake, Leroy, that some colloquialisms don't make any sense! I mean, 'bad' has always really meant 'good', hasn't it?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,365
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Nothing to do with being from a different generation. 'Bashing the granny' out of someone is an extremely unpleasant term for having sexual intercourse with a female. It has been used on and off for at least fifteen years (that I know of) in SouthEast London - I have never heard it used for anything other than that and, since the term originated as Mockney for 'Granny Flat' it wouldn't make much sense used in anythijng other than that context (since 'Granny Flat' is used to rhyme with 'Twat').

    Although I will grant you, Kelvin McKenzie IS a twat, I don't think he HAS a twat.

    In that case, I would like someone else to do a granny job on him. In private.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,291
    [cite]Posted By: Amos on the wing[/cite]Piss off back to Millwall you complete prat. The club should tell him to piss off. IMHO him and his money are not welcome at the Valley.
    Nah, take his money then confiscate his season ticket for bringing the club into disrepute.
  • Amos on the wing
    Amos on the wing Posts: 1,802
    Nah, take his money then confiscate his season ticket for bringing the club into disrepute.


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    Yeah better suggestion aliwibble!
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,481
    Leroy you're completely wrong...I've lived in SE London all my life and to 'bash the granny out of someone' means to severely beat someone up....a term that's been in existence for at least 50+ years(not the mere 15 you refer to)....I've NEVER ever heard it used for any other term of expression....and believe you me, I 'would' know..........end of!
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    http://www.funzac.com/play/Granny Bash.html
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    [cite]Posted By: ray traecy[/cite]leroy dont do holli films pal ,im an adult.p.s are you school teacher?
    No I'm not. If I was, I'd pull you on your spelling, punctuation and grammar, wouldn't I?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    edited October 2009
    [cite]Posted By: SoundAsa£[/cite]Leroy you're completely wrong...I've lived in SE London all my life and to 'bash the granny out of someone' means to severely beat someone up....a term that's been in existence for at least 50+ years(not the mere 15 you refer to)....I've NEVER ever heard it used for any other term of expression....and believe you me, I 'would' know..........end of!
    I think you're getting confused. 'Granny Bashing' was indeed around when I was growing up - it literally meant knocking an old dear off for her pension book and was used extensively also to mean beating up old people in general. I have never heard 'bash the granny out of someone' to mean anything other than to have sex with them.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    [cite]Posted By: ray traecy[/cite]laroy get a liff yu saad pret. sorry about the grammer ,i attended eaglesfield. beam me up snoty.
    Haha - best post on here ever, hands down.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    [cite]Posted By: ray traecy[/cite]laroy get a liff yu saad pret. sorry about the grammer ,i attended eaglesfield. beam me up snoty.

    Is that why you've spelt Ray Treacy as Ray Traecy ?
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,986
    Is Leroy Ambrose the man himself....Kelvin MacKenzie?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    [cite]Posted By: Valley11[/cite]Is Leroy Ambrose the man himself....Kelvin MacKenzie?
    No - I'm not (I'm not even Leroy Ambrose) - but what a strange post to make. Why would you think I was Kelvin Mackenzie?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    I wonder..

    anyway i have known granny bashing to mean both things but more so a good beating.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,149
    in the past when you've enquired as to how your mate got on with the girl he pulled last night the response would often be 'i bashed the granny out of her'
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    [cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]in the past when you've enquired as to how your mate got on with the girl he pulled last night the response would often be 'i bashed the granny out of her'

    I always thought 'smashed the Granny out of her' meant that you had sex and 'bashed the granny out of him' meant beating someone up.
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Do young people no longer say "make love" or "gave him a good hiding"?

    No wonder the country is going to the dogs : - )
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    ''make love''....lol
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    edited October 2009
    [cite]Posted By: ray traecy[/cite]laroy get a liff yu saad pret.

    Are you South African?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ray traecy[/cite]laroy get a liff yu saad pret.

    Are you South African?
    Ahaha - someone else spotted it then!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    [cite]Posted By: valleygary[/cite]''make love''....lol
    no one makes love anymore :o( they just make war!!!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Thet is nut gawdam finny and you bleedy weel know it, let's go kill some gawdam prrrrawns... District 9
  • Chaz Hill
    Chaz Hill Posts: 5,217
    Anyway. ANYONE SEE KEL AT THE GAME ON SATURDAY?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,004
    I doubt that he actually goes to any games - does he have a season ticket Airman or is that confidential?
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    i bet he's subscribed to "charlton live" Player malarky... ;)
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Kelvin and Leroy one and the same ? well never seen em in same room.


    Cant be Leroy`s rants are far to well written. Mind you both been known to talk bollox. smilley thingy f**kin thing.

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