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Joey Barton loses in court

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  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,658
    When it comes depressing towns , Take a bow Chadderton. 
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,885
    Methil.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    Goole
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 31,000
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    Goole
    I went there for a game in 2015 or 2016, I had advanced purchase train tickets and our game with Scunthorpe had been postponed because of international call ups.
    It was pouring with rain all day which made the place all the more dreary.
    They had a Spoons so that was good :)
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    I mean, you can't really expect much from a place name that closely resembles a childhood nickname for a testicle - but even with that low starting point, Goole still manages to disappoint. I've ridden my bike through there a few times, it's the sort of place where locals stand slack-jawed in the street, pointing listlessly at you in bewilderment if you're wearing any clothing other than jogging bottoms. 
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,614
    Jesus have none of you visited Hull or Leicester? Take a look at yourselves….
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    Fumbluff said:
    Jesus have none of you visited Hull or Leicester? Take a look at yourselves….
    I've been to both - neither are as bad as any of the towns I mentioned above. 
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,370
    Barton is an example of my theory that people who like Morrissey have a good chance of being fruit loops.
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,498
    A place called Goole. Never heard of it but I like it already.
    I actually watch All or nothing and other channels that travel around UK and I've not seen Goole visited yet
  • Bostonaddick
    Bostonaddick Posts: 1,097
    Friend Or Defoe said:
    Barton is an example of my theory that people who like Morrissey have a good chance of being fruit loops.
    In the early 90s I resembled this remark.  In 2025, I no longer resemble this remark.  Am I a reformed fruit loops?

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  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,906
    Fumbluff said:
    Jesus have none of you visited Hull or Leicester? Take a look at yourselves….
    Worked on the Hessle Road, Hull in the 80s. If you think it's a dump now, I was working there before they had loads of redevelopment investment.
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,498
    To Hull and Back is still one of my fav Only Fools and Horses.
    I've never been there but really want to first some reason 
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,614
    Friend Or Defoe said:
    Barton is an example of my theory that people who like Morrissey have a good chance of being fruit loops.
    @cabbles
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,370
    Bostonaddick said:
    Friend Or Defoe said:
    Barton is an example of my theory that people who like Morrissey have a good chance of being fruit loops.
    In the early 90s I resembled this remark.  In 2025, I no longer resemble this remark.  Am I a reformed fruit loops?
    You are, congratulations and welcome to your new life!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,899
    Joey Barton arrested after assault near golf club 

    Former footballer Joey Barton and a second suspect have been arrested after a man was assaulted near a golf club. It happened on Sunday at 21:00 GMT in Fairway, near Huyton and Prescot Golf Club on Merseyside.

    Officers arrived at the scene and found a man with injuries to his face and ribs, Merseyside Police said. A 50-year-old man and a 43-year-old man were arrested on suspicion of wounding. Both men remain in custody for questioning.

    Police said the victim was taken to hospital for assessment of injuries to his face and ribs. At a High Court hearing earlier over a libel claim involving Barton, Gervase de Wilde, representing ex-England footballer Eni Aluko, said his instructing solicitor had "received a call from a duty solicitor in a police station in Liverpool" shortly before the hearing.

    Mr de Wilde told the court that Barton "was arrested yesterday and is currently being held in custody".

  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 2,741
    Might also worth noting that Eni Aluko won her case against Barton:
    Former England footballer and pundit Eni Aluko has been awarded more than £300,000 damages * and legal costs after suing Joey Barton for libel over social media posts.


    *- includes link to the article

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 53,256
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8eg2n83y1eo
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 24,293
    Given the Jeremy Vine case apparently cost him £600k once you take costs into account etc, it's a hell of a lot of money to pay out just to feel all edgy on Twitter.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,862
    edited March 11
    North Lower Neil said:
    Given the Jeremy Vine case apparently cost him £600k once you take costs into account etc, it's a hell of a lot of money to pay out just to feel all edgy on Twitter.
    Perhaps Tommy-ten-names can give him some tips on how to grift money out of gullible saps? I am sure there are plenty of people who will give up a chunk of their weekend drugs money to help a bloke who insults a posh black woman... Three birds with one stone there.  :D
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 31,266
    Former footballer Joey Barton will remain in custody until his trial next year after a bail application was refused.

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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 15,250
    guinnessaddick said:
    Former footballer Joey Barton will remain in custody until his trial next year after a bail application was refused.
    oh well, never mind.  
    that's what you get for being a bellend for many years
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 2,738
    edited September 8
    Should the name of this thread be changed to
    Joey Barton loses in court,  again and again ad infinitum.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,560
    guinnessaddick said:
    Former footballer Joey Barton will remain in custody until his trial next year after a bail application was refused.
    Classic British TV on X The wonderful Windsor Davies as Battery Sergeant Major Williams in It Aint Half Hot Mum X
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,415
    So by the time his court case comes up he will have been inside for about a year. I’m guessing it must be GBH? 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 31,000
    Arsenetatters said:
    So by the time his court case comes up he will have been inside for about a year. I’m guessing it must be GBH? 

    He thought somebody's head was a golf ball.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 31,000
    One of the many problems with Barton is that he never seems to learn his lesson.
    This probably comes down to him being a nasty piece of work, I'll not be surprised if one day he gets a terrible hiding, this will either be out of prison or whilst he is in the slammer(and eventually the day will come he will be there for a long term).

  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 37,850
    Arsenetatters said:
    So by the time his court case comes up he will have been inside for about a year. I’m guessing it must be GBH? 
    He is charged with causing GBH with intent (section 18 wounding).

    It's basically the most serious non-fatal assault charge there is. Google says sentences range from 2-16 years depending on a) the intent and b) the severity of the injury.

    I'm pretty sure i read the other guy might have lost his sight in one eye, so i guess that counts as pretty severe.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 33,381
    Get him on day release, reckon he could do a job for us.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 31,266
    se9addick said:
    Get him on day release, reckon he could do a job for us.
    Only as one of the snatch squad stewards.
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 15,213
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    One of the many problems with Barton is that he never seems to learn his lesson.
    This probably comes down to him being a nasty piece of work, I'll not be surprised if one day he gets a terrible hiding, this will either be out of prison or whilst he is in the slammer(and eventually the day will come he will be there for a long term).

    Narcissists can't be taught a lesson because to learn something you'd have to be able to accept you were ever wrong in the first place. Joey Barton has never done anything wrong ever and everything bad that has happened to him in his life has been caused by a conspiracy to keep him down. He is misunderstood, primarily because he is too complex for any human brain other than his to understand. That's what he thinks anyway, the reality is he is a man of middling intelligence, the smartest person in his circle I don't doubt, but about a million miles away from actually having anything to offer society beyond damage. He's lucky he was good at football, now he just needs to sit still and leave everyone alone

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