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  • AddicksAddict
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  • AddicksAddict
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    Playing the victim. 
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,679
    A group of carol singers were doing the rounds of a hospital and spending a little time with each patient.  They stopped at the foot of an old man who was fast asleep and stayed that way until the singers started the last verse of “Hark the herald angels sing”.

    His eyes slowly flickered open and he said in a low voice:

    ”Am I in heaven?”
  • AddicksAddict
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,939
    thai malaysia addick said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    There’s an incentive to muti-buy!!
    In the Philippines, where I've worked and travelled a lot, many shops offer 'Buy one, get one' deals. Surely, that's normal shopping.

    Also available in Clapham. 
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,939
    The moon is gradually moving away from the Earth. If you calculate where it was 65 million years ago, it was 15 feet from the Earth.

    The dinosaurs became extinct because they banged their heads on it.

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