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  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,286
    After those last two posts, I think that there’s absolutely no doubt that the jokes thread really should disappear !! 
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,214
    Someone stole my glasses last night, but I will find them as I’ve got contacts
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
  • southamptonaddick
    southamptonaddick Posts: 4,156
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 33,548
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,229
    Nor me
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,864
    That’s because he tries too hard to be funny
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,864

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,403
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    LargeAddick said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
    blackpool72 said:
    Nor me
    Wor drums - as he is a Geordie 

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  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,864
    Nope, still not quite there for me
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 936
    MrOneLung said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    LargeAddick said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
    blackpool72 said:
    Nor me
    Wor drums - as he is a Geordie 
    ....and the thieving bit?
  • southamptonaddick
    southamptonaddick Posts: 4,156
    MrOneLung said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    LargeAddick said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
    blackpool72 said:
    Nor me
    Wor drums - as he is a Geordie 
    No still don't get it 
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,111
    Geordie blerk in a corpo swimming pool, getting on for the deeper end. Lass sidles over to him and says I like the colour of yor trunks but LOVE the colour of yor eyes. Our man says Are you flirtin'? and she says Nor, I'm on me tippy-tors.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,214
    _MrDick said:
    Someone stole my glasses last night, but I will find them as I’ve got contacts

    And to the person who stole my antidepressants…I hope they are happy with themselves
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,589
    southamptonaddick said:
    MrOneLung said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    LargeAddick said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
    blackpool72 said:
    Nor me
    Wor drums - as he is a Geordie 
    No still don't get it 
    The Geordie pronunciation of 'our' sounds a bit like 'war' or as it's usually written 'wor', as in Wor Jackie Millburn.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,851
    “Is that your brother Warren who wore a Sunderland shirt at a club in Newcastle once?”
    ”Aye, wor War wore a Mackem shirt. Was like wor war, it were”.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192
    edited March 2
    gringo said:
    MrOneLung said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    LargeAddick said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
    blackpool72 said:
    Nor me
    Wor drums - as he is a Geordie 
    ....and the thieving bit?
    The Native Americans are the ones playing the drums so the Geordie, as he understands them to be 'our drums', thinks they've stolen them from the cavalry.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,160
    Jokes that need that much explanation are the funniest.
    Sheldon Cooper.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 936
    AddicksAddict said:
    gringo said:
    MrOneLung said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    LargeAddick said:
    southamptonaddick said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    Custer is about to be attacked when the Geordie rifleman shouts out, 'What's that noise?.

    'War drums', came the reply.

    'The thieving bastards', says Geordie.
    Sorry don't get that one 🤔
    Glad I’m not the only one.
    blackpool72 said:
    Nor me
    Wor drums - as he is a Geordie 
    ....and the thieving bit?
    The Native Americans are the ones playing the drums so the Geordie, as he understands them to be 'our drums', thinks they've stolen them from the cavalry.
    now I get it.....Hilarious! I think I've just split my sides!

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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192
    iainment said:
    Jokes that need that much explanation are the funniest.
    Sheldon Cooper.
    Well, it only needed explaining to some people, and I pass no judgment on them.
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,864
    That is actually funnier than your joke,
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192
    R0TW said:
    That is actually funnier than your joke,
    People laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

    They're not laughing now.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192
    What do you have if you've got a cricket ball in your left hand and a cricket ball in your right hand?

    The undivided attention of a very large cricket.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,851
    I used to hate darts but recently I've done a real 180
  • fat man on a moped
    fat man on a moped Posts: 985

  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192

  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,160
    AddicksAddict said:

    Wor drums? 😂 
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,192
    iainment said:
    AddicksAddict said:

    Wor drums? 😂 
    Very good, but it’s poor form laughing at your own joke. 
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,160
    AddicksAddict said:
    iainment said:
    AddicksAddict said:

    Wor drums? 😂 
    Very good, but it’s poor form laughing at your own joke. 
    Poor form is me all over. But hopefully with no malice.

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