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WHAddick said:You need to see the original you tube video of leroy jenkins, showing game play from world of warcraft from the noughties, to get this.
Leroy was a player who ignored a carefully constructed plan by his team mates and got all the team killed by being reckless.
The plane is reckless flying across Iran given the war in progress. Thats the connection.
And yes I spend too long online!
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I thought the periodic table tee shirt was quite clever, even after I discovered that neither T, R nor M are symbols on their own.
However, the wonderful Joan Baez has got a tee shirt that might be a bit more to the point.
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That's ... not subtle.1
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I’m not a fan of him but that’s disgusting5
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The problem is there is no element with just M. They could have used Metal which is often 'M' as a placed-holder in chemical formulae, e.g. MCl to mean any monovalent metal, MCl₂ for a divalent metal, etc.MrOneLung said:
And on this note, we can declare the jokes thread deceased, an ex thread, shuffled off this mortal coil, rather than disappeared.0 -
How many deaths has the Mango Moron been responsible for?DaveMehmet said:I’m not a fan of him but that’s disgusting2 -
I'd normally agree, and I certainly wouldn't wear that shirt myself. But given that he recently gloated about the death of one of the people who tried and failed to get him convicted for some of the stuff he's done in the past, if there was ever a person who was fair game for this sort of thing it's him. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Or perhaps by the bone spurs, in his case.DaveMehmet said:I’m not a fan of him but that’s disgusting
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It's the "chemistry nerd" equivalent of replacing the "K" with a "*".But they are not using the letters
for example Magnesium is Mg0 -
I sincerely hope someone can come up with a good new joke soon. I really don’t want to be the one who closed the thread down with those tee shirts.AddicksAddict said:
The problem is there is no element with just M. They could have used Metal which is often 'M' as a placed-holder in chemical formulae, e.g. MCl to mean any monovalent metal, MCl₂ for a divalent metal, etc.MrOneLung said:
And on this note, we can declare the jokes thread deceased, an ex thread, shuffled off this mortal coil, rather than disappeared.
Come on. Give us a good un.0 -
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards20 -
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My missus kicked off like a lunatic this morning.
She screamed, ‘you haven’t listened to a single thing I’ve said!’
I thought, ‘that’s a strange way to start a conversation.
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I got sacked as the high jump coach after I said please stay humble and keep your feet on the ground 🤷🏻♂️2
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A couple were working out how to smuggle their exotic pets back into the UK having been living abroad.
He said
"I can strap the python to my leg under my trousers and you can stick the skunk down your knickers and we can just stroll through customs"
She said
"but what about the smell"?
He said
"well if it dies - just too bad"!2 -
Customer goes into a chemist.
’I’d like some deodorant’
’Aerosol ?’.
’No, under arm’.1 -
The officer asked Tiger to step out of the vehicle. Sir he said. I would like you to walk in a straight line. Tiger set off and was soon told by the officer, sir you are staggering. Tiger replied you're not so bad yourself0
I thought the periodic table tee shirt was quite clever, even after I discovered that neither T, R nor M are symbols on their own.
