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  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,928
    Breaking News....
    Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first
  • Swindon_Addick
    Swindon_Addick Posts: 1,990

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,966
    Just in Blackpool, saw a guy & woman shouting then fighting. A copper turned up but instead of calming things down he starts twatting the guy with a baton! The guy gets the baton and starts hitting the copper AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,404
    Swindon_Addick said:

    German Shepherds is a strange name for a writer. 
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,355
    My next door neighbour just knocked at my door with her dinner in her hands.
    With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having.

  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,355
    I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
    If no one was home I'd just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,928

  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,404

    Look how close that asteroid came to hitting the visitor centre.
  • dippers
    dippers Posts: 26
    The best part is that this isn’t even a joke 🤣🤣
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,355
    edited June 2
    A mummy calls a restaurant.
    "Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the Pharaoh Sakraphotep the First".
    "Could you spell it out please?"
    "Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackals head and a scarab".

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  • Afternoon Delight
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  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,928
    edited June 2
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  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,355
    I was having a conversation with my friend about his theory that the moon landings were faked.
    I give him a concerned look.
    I say "You believe in the moon?!"
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,355
    Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature.
    If you get rid of it you get gravy.

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