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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,681
    Danepak said:
    Apparently, if Switzerland wins the World Cup, there will be free cheese for everyone.
    If France wins, free wine!
    If Germany wins, free schnitzels.

    Vamos Colombia!
    Free bananas??
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,403
    iaitch said:
    Danepak said:
    Apparently, if Switzerland wins the World Cup, there will be free cheese for everyone.
    If France wins, free wine!
    If Germany wins, free schnitzels.

    Vamos Colombia!
    Free bananas??
    I think it’s mangostinos. 
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,957
    Danepak said:
    Apparently, if Switzerland wins the World Cup, there will be free cheese for everyone.
    If France wins, free wine!
    If Germany wins, free schnitzels.

    Vamos Colombia!

    That prize is not to be sniffed at !
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,681
    Solidgone said:
    iaitch said:
    Danepak said:
    Apparently, if Switzerland wins the World Cup, there will be free cheese for everyone.
    If France wins, free wine!
    If Germany wins, free schnitzels.

    Vamos Colombia!
    Free bananas??
    I think it’s mangostinos. 
    Isn't he a centre half for PSG?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,529
    If you're a foot fetishist and you cheat on your partner, could it be said that you got off on the wrong foot?
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,439
    My wife thinks MI5 are spying on us from the tree in the garden.
    I said 'relax, it's just a plant'.
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,439
    James Bond gets called into M's office.

    M: I have a job for you, but you have to be in disguise as an English businessman called John Smith, with blond hair.
    BOND: But I have dark hair, do you expect me to wear a wig or something?
    M: No Mister Bond, I expect you to dye.
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,439
    The internet is so full of fake people, making up fake stories, with fake names, that no one gives the real heroes any credit.
    Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano.
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,944
    My wife was up in court yesterday on a shoplifting charge.
    The Judge said to her " You are a prolific theif and need to be tought a lession, you was caught with a tin of pineapple rings, is that right?
    "Yes" replied my wife.
    "How many rings were in said tin?" Asked the Judge.
    "6" was her reply.
    "Ok I will sentence you to 6 months to prison, and I hope you will learn from this." said the Judge.
    I shouted "That's bollocks, she stole a tin of peas as well."
  • Swindon_Addick
    Swindon_Addick Posts: 2,033
    During the heatwave, TfL have announced that the cable car is suspended. No news yet on whether the suspended cable cars are moving or not.

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  • AddicksAddict
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,529
    A conman, a paedophile, and a convicted felon walked into a bar.

    The bartender says “Here by yourself, Mr President?”.
  • Swindon_Addick
    Swindon_Addick Posts: 2,033
    AddicksAddict said:

    It's a terrorist attack by Algae Qaeda.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,141
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 16,529
    gringo said:
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    It’s the way you tell ‘em.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,141
    edited 2:46PM
    AddicksAddict said:
    gringo said:
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    It’s the way you tell ‘em.
    well I was going to post something incredibly erudite and witty but then the dog ate my Whizzer and Chips book of jokes.


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