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Toilets that never/rarely flush all the toilet paper
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It still doesRaith_C_Chattonell said:I'm no Isaac Newton, but I'm pretty sure gravity used to help in the old days.
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I've got a mate who's a bum gum enthusiast after living in Asia for a number of years. But he says they're illegal in the UK unless properly fitted. He experimented with a high-powered water pistol but it's hard to get the angle.0
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I don't think thats how you are meant to enjoy a stick of Wrigley's.2
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He is right, its maybe understandable water safety regs and to stop the frankly insane idea that someone would leave the action end of the bum gun in the pan water and that could mean dirty water could end up in the mains. So you essentially need two cisterns or water sources, non-return valves and a lot of mucking about. Arguably worth it for a sparkling sheriffs badge but a lot of hassle all the same.Chunes said:I've got a mate who's a bum gum enthusiast after living in Asia for a number of years. But he says they're illegal in the UK unless properly fitted. He experimented with a high-powered water pistol but it's hard to get the angle.
Have a look on amazon, search portable bidet and you have your answer to the problem. A selection of answers3 -
My son's previous house underwent a pretty serious refurbishment.
For reasons best known to themselves the builders left the toilet in situ until the last minute. I don't think you could strain too hard on it for fear of collapse.

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The real test of toilet paper quality is not how well it flushes, it is how well it copes when the NHS has sent that kit and asks you for a streak of a dingleberry.
Very hard to contort and use a mirror too!0 -
Raith_C_Chattonell said:My son's previous house underwent a pretty serious refurbishment.
For reasons best known to themselves the builders left the toilet in situ until the last minute. I don't think you could strain too hard on it for fear of collapse.

A poo with a view below you2 -
Not for the shy. Glass toilet door on the Sunborn Gibraltar
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Same in the Dominican Republic. Presumably not in the newer tourist hotels, but I do not go near those.ElfsborgAddick said:Be grateful you do not live out in Brazil.The paper does not go in the toilet but in the bin instead, I use plenty of air freshener and cleaning products as you can imagine.
Slight diversion. This country must have the lowest number of public toilets per population in the world. I live in a relatively middle-class road, and frequently see apparently respectable people pissing in the street.0 -
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In India 80% of the population has access to a mobile phone while > 60% have access to a flushing toilet.
Open defecation in the street is considered acceptable.
Yet as a nation they are nuclear armed and have landed a rover on the moon0 -
usetobunkin said:In India 80% of the population has access to a mobile phone while > 60% have access to a flushing toilet.
Open defecation in the street is considered acceptable.
Yet as a nation they are nuclear armed and have landed a rover on the moon
Very clever people.
My dad was lucky if his old Rover would start in the morning.11 -
Travelling to Electronic City from Bangalore to visit Deutsche Bank in the late noughties….usetobunkin said:In India 80% of the population has access to a mobile phone while > 60% have access to a flushing toilet.
Open defecation in the street is considered acceptable.
Yet as a nation they are nuclear armed and have landed a rover on the moon
Car passed through a village where residents could often be seen evacuating their bowels out of the window of their dwellings.Most of said dwellings looked like they had Nutella artex daubed on the outside walls.Lovely!0 -
If you all followed the example of Sheryl Crow (who famously said she only uses one square) there would be no problem.0
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The counterpoint to this issue is the magic poo.
Do your business, turn around and there is nothing in the pan, and then nothing on the paper.
It's a rare but wonderful moment.0 -
That don’t impress me much.gringo said:If you all followed the example of Sheryl Crow (who famously said she only uses one square) there would be no problem.5 -
Ah, that's probably because she uses a poo knife !LargeAddick said:
That don’t impress me much.gringo said:If you all followed the example of Sheryl Crow (who famously said she only uses one square) there would be no problem.
Smaller bits to flush.0 -
Carter said:
He is right, its maybe understandable water safety regs and to stop the frankly insane idea that someone would leave the action end of the bum gun in the pan water and that could mean dirty water could end up in the mains. So you essentially need two cisterns or water sources, non-return valves and a lot of mucking about. Arguably worth it for a sparkling sheriffs badge but a lot of hassle all the same.Chunes said:I've got a mate who's a bum gum enthusiast after living in Asia for a number of years. But he says they're illegal in the UK unless properly fitted. He experimented with a high-powered water pistol but it's hard to get the angle.
Have a look on amazon, search portable bidet and you have your answer to the problem. A selection of answers
You wouldn't wanna get that confused with your electric toothbrush...2 -
Welcome to ThamesmeadSuedeAdidas said:usetobunkin said:In India 80% of the population has access to a mobile phone while > 60% have access to a flushing toilet.
Open defecation in the street is considered acceptable.
Yet as a nation they are nuclear armed and have landed a rover on the moon
Car passed through a village where residents could often be seen evacuating their bowels out of the window of their dwellings.Most of said dwellings looked like they had Nutella artex daubed on the outside walls.Lovely!1 -
I see quite a few sights on a regular basis, but for some reason having a slash in public is very rare.wolfgang said:
Same in the Dominican Republic. Presumably not in the newer tourist hotels, but I do not go near those.ElfsborgAddick said:Be grateful you do not live out in Brazil.The paper does not go in the toilet but in the bin instead, I use plenty of air freshener and cleaning products as you can imagine.
Slight diversion. This country must have the lowest number of public toilets per population in the world. I live in a relatively middle-class road, and frequently see apparently respectable people pissing in the street.0 -
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Probably end up Shirley Bassey singing gold finger.gringo said:If you all followed the example of Sheryl Crow (who famously said she only uses one square) there would be no problem.0 -
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The Reverend Armitage Shanks.😁fenlandaddick said:Two words, with a single flush:Armitage Shanks0 -
I've only used a bidet once, in Spain, following my one any only time on a horse. It was in a vain attempt to cool my saddle sores. Unfortunately, the taps appear to have been connected to a volcano and I literally burnt my entire undercarriage. It still pains me to recall this incident 50 years on.0















