‘Be Ready’ campaign - just in case

2456789

Comments

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,953
    3 days 🤣
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 14,777
    Chizz said:
    Chunes said:
    Surely most people have enough food in their house to last three days, if they were desperate? 
    Yeah, you're right.  Surely everyone has three days' worth of food in their house.  That's non-perishable.  And doesn't need cooking. For each person. 

    And sufficient food for any pets they have.  And three litres of drinking water per day for each person in their house.  And hand sanitiser.  And wet wipes.  Hygiene products.  Bathroom products.  A torch - with spare batteries.  And spare blankets, sleeping bags and warm clothing.  And a wind-up or battery-operated FM radio - with a list of all their local and national FM station frequencies. And charged power banks.  And an amount of cash in small currencies.  And paper copies of ID information, passports, driving licences, insurance details.  And a paper list of all the landline and mobile phone numbers they're ever likely to need.  

    If they were desperate. 
    What happens to my normal blankets and clothes in the event of cyber attack, to make me need spares ?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 14,886
    aliwibble said:
    aliwibble said:
    iainment said:
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    How so ?
    Because it’s connected to climate change, the situation in Palestine, the war in Iran and the war in Ukraine. All of which have been caused by political decisions about the environment, fossil fuels, the rights of Palestinians and national autonomy in Ukraine.
    If we veer off into that stuff, it would be. Discussion of useful essentials, helpful hints and possible pitfalls is fine.
    One obvious thing, is that if the power goes out, there's no point having food that requires cooking if you've only got a microwave, an air fryer or an electric oven. However, if you've got a gas oven or hob, you may still be out of luck, depending on whether the ignition circuit runs off the mains, a battery or a piezoelectric thingy. It's worth finding out before you're scrabbling around in the dark trying to get the damn thing to light while dealing with hangry family members.
    Mmm, i think i have:

    1 - gas barbecue in the garden, fairly full of gas

    2. - open fire in the front room, not often used but 2 bags coal and a weeks worth of logs

    3 - barbecue and fire pit in the campervan, 2 bags charcoal

    4 - campervan has 2 gas hobs, gas oven and spare bottle gas

    5 - campervan also has trangia meths stove and bottle meths.

    6 - have a gas hob in the house

    So i'll probably have run out of cookable food and need to be roasting the neighbours before we run out of hot food. 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,688
    edited October 23
    .
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 59,475
    I’ve absolutely no doubt the year will be 2052 and @Carter will be sitting in his bunker (shed) eating a 32 year old tin of corned beef whilst writing a list of his top ten work colleague soiling themselves encounters 
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 32,493
    edited October 23
    aliwibble said:
    aliwibble said:
    iainment said:
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    How so ?
    Because it’s connected to climate change, the situation in Palestine, the war in Iran and the war in Ukraine. All of which have been caused by political decisions about the environment, fossil fuels, the rights of Palestinians and national autonomy in Ukraine.
    If we veer off into that stuff, it would be. Discussion of useful essentials, helpful hints and possible pitfalls is fine.
    One obvious thing, is that if the power goes out, there's no point having food that requires cooking if you've only got a microwave, an air fryer or an electric oven. However, if you've got a gas oven or hob, you may still be out of luck, depending on whether the ignition circuit runs off the mains, a battery or a piezoelectric thingy. It's worth finding out before you're scrabbling around in the dark trying to get the damn thing to light while dealing with hangry family members.
    You can always light a gas hob with matches.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,953
    aliwibble said:
    aliwibble said:
    iainment said:
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    How so ?
    Because it’s connected to climate change, the situation in Palestine, the war in Iran and the war in Ukraine. All of which have been caused by political decisions about the environment, fossil fuels, the rights of Palestinians and national autonomy in Ukraine.
    If we veer off into that stuff, it would be. Discussion of useful essentials, helpful hints and possible pitfalls is fine.
    One obvious thing, is that if the power goes out, there's no point having food that requires cooking if you've only got a microwave, an air fryer or an electric oven. However, if you've got a gas oven or hob, you may still be out of luck, depending on whether the ignition circuit runs off the mains, a battery or a piezoelectric thingy. It's worth finding out before you're scrabbling around in the dark trying to get the damn thing to light while dealing with hangry family members.
    Mmm, i think i have:

    1 - gas barbecue in the garden, fairly full of gas

    2. - open fire in the front room, not often used but 2 bags coal and a weeks worth of logs

    3 - barbecue and fire pit in the campervan, 2 bags charcoal

    4 - campervan has 2 gas hobs, gas oven and spare bottle gas

    5 - campervan also has trangia meths stove and bottle meths.

    6 - have a gas hob in the house

    So i'll probably have run out of cookable food and need to be roasting the neighbours before we run out of hot food. 
    You want last 3 days with that mate. Get the tins in.
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,754
    edited October 23
    Eat the Rich!!    




    Forget that I married a millionaire,!

    Eat the Poor!!!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 59,475
    Mrs AFKA sees food as stock and a cupboard isn’t really a cupboard unless things fall out when a door opens. 

    With a few cartons of long life milk for hot drinks, I reckon we could easily do two months without leaving the house and still have five packs of spaghetti left. 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,953
    The kids eat most of the shopping on the day it gets put in the cupboard so we’d be fucked.

  • Sponsored links:



  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 59,475
    @oohaahmortimer bog roll stocks

    1-3 days 0%
    3-7 days 10%
    7-14 days 70%
    14 days + 20%
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,754
    When I was a kid in Plumstead in the ‘60s every day was a battle for survival. 
    Cold baked beans never did anyone any harm!
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,407
    Chizz said:
    Chunes said:
    Surely most people have enough food in their house to last three days, if they were desperate? 
    Yeah, you're right.  Surely everyone has three days' worth of food in their house.  That's non-perishable.  And doesn't need cooking. For each person. 

    And sufficient food for any pets they have.  And three litres of drinking water per day for each person in their house.  And hand sanitiser.  And wet wipes.  Hygiene products.  Bathroom products.  A torch - with spare batteries.  And spare blankets, sleeping bags and warm clothing.  And a wind-up or battery-operated FM radio - with a list of all their local and national FM station frequencies. And charged power banks.  And an amount of cash in small currencies.  And paper copies of ID information, passports, driving licences, insurance details.  And a paper list of all the landline and mobile phone numbers they're ever likely to need.  

    If they were desperate. 
    Aren't you due a day off?
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 9,590
    There's bound to be a Londis open, even during an apocalipse
  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 24,347
    My plan is just to raid the middle aisle of Lidl. I’m sure I could survive with a canoe, some wellies and a horse riding helmet 
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 8,136
    fenaddick said:
    My plan is just to raid the middle aisle of Lidl. I’m sure I could survive with a canoe, some wellies and a horse riding helmet 
    They're doing an offer on flame throwers and magazine fed crossbows this week.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,961
    shine166 said:
    Chizz said:
    Chunes said:
    Surely most people have enough food in their house to last three days, if they were desperate? 
    Yeah, you're right.  Surely everyone has three days' worth of food in their house.  That's non-perishable.  And doesn't need cooking. For each person. 

    And sufficient food for any pets they have.  And three litres of drinking water per day for each person in their house.  And hand sanitiser.  And wet wipes.  Hygiene products.  Bathroom products.  A torch - with spare batteries.  And spare blankets, sleeping bags and warm clothing.  And a wind-up or battery-operated FM radio - with a list of all their local and national FM station frequencies. And charged power banks.  And an amount of cash in small currencies.  And paper copies of ID information, passports, driving licences, insurance details.  And a paper list of all the landline and mobile phone numbers they're ever likely to need.  

    If they were desperate. 
    What happens to my normal blankets and clothes in the event of cyber attack, to make me need spares ?
    Nothing on the list is compulsory. 
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 5,763
    gringo said:
    Well I have been out and panic bought extra bog rolls! a bit silly as they are warning of water shortages but its a start.
    I find them a bit chewy and hard to swallow?
    But saves time wiping later.
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,765
    edited October 24
    .
  • Hex
    Hex Posts: 2,019
    It still surprises me how many people, including my kids, think scrolling through social media gives them all the news they need to consume without checking on those mainstream providers who are required by law to be accurate (ish).  The need for us to be more resilient has been stated for many months by countless authoritative individuals including heads of organisations who's job it is to protect us.  One theme of their concerns is the government's apparent refusal to explain the current situation and issue advice such as has finally happened today.  I get the impression that possible extreme weather and wild fires are literally being used as a smoke stream so that we are not alarmed with being told what unfriendly countries may have planned for us.  My guess is the information published is just the start and likely to be expanded over coming months.  Time will tell ....

  • Sponsored links:



  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,597
    iainment said:
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    How so ?
    Because it’s connected to climate change, the situation in Palestine, the war in Iran and the war in Ukraine. All of which have been caused by political decisions about the environment, fossil fuels, the rights of Palestinians and national autonomy in Ukraine.
    You could say it's a result of political decisions, but in itslef it isn't political is it, buying pot noodles isn't a political act or decision.
    Pot Noodles aren’t political, they’re a precursor 
  • panther10
    panther10 Posts: 563
    bought all the pot noodles
    No electric  or gas how you going to eat your pot noodle 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 31,611
    Mrs AFKA sees food as stock and a cupboard isn’t really a cupboard unless things fall out when a door opens. 

    With a few cartons of long life milk for hot drinks, I reckon we could easily do two months without leaving the house and still have five packs of spaghetti left. 

    Is your beloved Brazilian?
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 30,293
    LenGlover said:
    aliwibble said:
    aliwibble said:
    iainment said:
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    How so ?
    Because it’s connected to climate change, the situation in Palestine, the war in Iran and the war in Ukraine. All of which have been caused by political decisions about the environment, fossil fuels, the rights of Palestinians and national autonomy in Ukraine.
    If we veer off into that stuff, it would be. Discussion of useful essentials, helpful hints and possible pitfalls is fine.
    One obvious thing, is that if the power goes out, there's no point having food that requires cooking if you've only got a microwave, an air fryer or an electric oven. However, if you've got a gas oven or hob, you may still be out of luck, depending on whether the ignition circuit runs off the mains, a battery or a piezoelectric thingy. It's worth finding out before you're scrabbling around in the dark trying to get the damn thing to light while dealing with hangry family members.
    You can always light a gas hob with matches.
    That's true of the older ones (doing that with mine at the moment) but I'm not sure whether the newer mains powered ones have a safety cutout that won't let the gas flow if there's no power. You might be fine, but as I say, its worth checking.
  • wolfgang
    wolfgang Posts: 1,360
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    Yes. An obvious left-wing plot. Or obvious right-wing plot, depending on your view of the Labour Party.
  • wolfgang
    wolfgang Posts: 1,360
    edited October 23
    Chizz said:
    Chunes said:
    Surely most people have enough food in their house to last three days, if they were desperate? 
    Yeah, you're right.  Surely everyone has three days' worth of food in their house.  That's non-perishable.  And doesn't need cooking. For each person. 

    And sufficient food for any pets they have.  And three litres of drinking water per day for each person in their house.  And hand sanitiser.  And wet wipes.  Hygiene products.  Bathroom products.  A torch - with spare batteries.  And spare blankets, sleeping bags and warm clothing.  And a wind-up or battery-operated FM radio - with a list of all their local and national FM station frequencies. And charged power banks.  And an amount of cash in small currencies.  And paper copies of ID information, passports, driving licences, insurance details.  And a paper list of all the landline and mobile phone numbers they're ever likely to need.  

    If they were desperate. 
    I do have three of those items. Four, if "hygiene products" includes condoms. 

    Keep your pets well-fed and healthy.  You may need to eat them as a last resort. Not a joke, a Haitian girl does my cooking.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 37,101
    Jesus......more panic buying.

    If I go to Sainsbury's tomorrow & find all the loo rolls have gone then Andy Burnham is a goner. Thats a goner.....not a gooner.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 17,847
    We are fine here in Argyll & Bute as we have a winter manager, though it may not be the one we thought it was. This is a genuine article from today’s local paper. I sometimes feel like I live in a sitcom. Just nobody mention the (potential) war!


  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 19,270
    edited October 24
    Chizz said:
    Chunes said:
    Surely most people have enough food in their house to last three days, if they were desperate? 
    Yeah, you're right.  Surely everyone has three days' worth of food in their house.  That's non-perishable.  And doesn't need cooking. For each person. 

    And sufficient food for any pets they have.  And three litres of drinking water per day for each person in their house.  And hand sanitiser.  And wet wipes.  Hygiene products.  Bathroom products.  A torch - with spare batteries.  And spare blankets, sleeping bags and warm clothing.  And a wind-up or battery-operated FM radio - with a list of all their local and national FM station frequencies. And charged power banks.  And an amount of cash in small currencies.  And paper copies of ID information, passports, driving licences, insurance details.  And a paper list of all the landline and mobile phone numbers they're ever likely to need.  

    If they were desperate. 
    Alright, who broke Chizz?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,901
    aliwibble said:
    aliwibble said:
    iainment said:
    iainment said:
    But, isn’t this political?
    How so ?
    Because it’s connected to climate change, the situation in Palestine, the war in Iran and the war in Ukraine. All of which have been caused by political decisions about the environment, fossil fuels, the rights of Palestinians and national autonomy in Ukraine.
    If we veer off into that stuff, it would be. Discussion of useful essentials, helpful hints and possible pitfalls is fine.
    One obvious thing, is that if the power goes out, there's no point having food that requires cooking if you've only got a microwave, an air fryer or an electric oven. However, if you've got a gas oven or hob, you may still be out of luck, depending on whether the ignition circuit runs off the mains, a battery or a piezoelectric thingy. It's worth finding out before you're scrabbling around in the dark trying to get the damn thing to light while dealing with hangry family members.
    Mmm, i think i have:

    1 - gas barbecue in the garden, fairly full of gas

    2. - open fire in the front room, not often used but 2 bags coal and a weeks worth of logs

    3 - barbecue and fire pit in the campervan, 2 bags charcoal

    4 - campervan has 2 gas hobs, gas oven and spare bottle gas

    5 - campervan also has trangia meths stove and bottle meths.

    6 - have a gas hob in the house

    So i'll probably have run out of cookable food and need to be roasting the neighbours before we run out of hot food. 
    You'll need all the bog rolls you can get with a weeks worth of logs.