Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
How the hell do you fall out of a chair?
Polished floor, and an office chair that actually has working wheels.. I've plonked my arse on the edge, whilst rummaging through my bag - meanwhile the chair decided it had other plans.
The recent trend for fascist software updates. Every time I turn on my Windows 7 computer or my iPhone/iPad I am getting asked if I want to update, the 'remind me later' option seems to buy me about 10 minutes before the fucker starts hassling me again.
The computer has started setting up the Windows 10 update and leaving me to cancel it, like its hoping it'll sneak it in without me noticing.
I've already declined the update about 50 times - TAKE THE FUCKING HINT!
I'm considering taking it to court and getting a restraining order.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Enlarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger border.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
Use to love the old Canon & ball
Was the picture little or large?
Ted Rogers
*edit, realised a better answer would have been "regular sized"
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
When browsing the internet looking at motors and there's a box saying 'Eddielarge', so you click on it and the photo comes up the same size, but with a bigger perm.
Use to love the old Canon & ball
Was the picture little or large?
Ted Rogers
Well I hope his wife doesn't find out.
is this some kind covert code for operation yewtree suspects ?
Another video shared on Facebook of a single Gendarme getting the shit kicked out of him by about 20 'protesters', this time in Nantes. Fuckin cowards
It's the same video over and over with a different caption...
Shame it ain't one of him drawing his weapon and slotting a few of em, I'm sure there'd be plenty of the usual pissing and shitting from certain quarters if he had
...also, it ain't the same vid, there's one of a copper getting his motor smashed up and set alight and the latest one of about 20 cowards kicking 7 shades out of a lone plod in the street
The recent trend for fascist software updates. Every time I turn on my Windows 7 computer or my iPhone/iPad I am getting asked if I want to update, the 'remind me later' option seems to buy me about 10 minutes before the fucker starts hassling me again.
The computer has started setting up the Windows 10 update and leaving me to cancel it, like its hoping it'll sneak it in without me noticing.
I've already declined the update about 50 times - TAKE THE FUCKING HINT!
I'm considering taking it to court and getting a restraining order.
When people don't update software, meaning companies have to write code for aging systems, slowing down software development for everyone.
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The computer has started setting up the Windows 10 update and leaving me to cancel it, like its hoping it'll sneak it in without me noticing.
I've already declined the update about 50 times - TAKE THE FUCKING HINT!
I'm considering taking it to court and getting a restraining order.
*edit, realised a better answer would have been "regular sized"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/25/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-move-image-rights