Twitter and social media is obviously a great tool for getting information out regarding missing people. No problem with that clearly....
But who the fuck came up with the 3.2 seconds bullshit.
Every tweet that someone is missing starts with "it takes 3.2 seconds to retweet" A) that's bollocks, it takes less than a second (it's one touch of the screen ffs) and B ) does it matter if it takes 2 seconds or 10 seconds. People will either retweet or not. I hope you find the missing person but stick your 3.2 seconds up your arse.
When you're planning to do a job (either at home or at work) that will earn you some brownie points for being proactive and thoughtful, just before you start the boss (either your employer or the real boss) asks you do to do that very same thing. Suddenly your good intent is thrown out of the window and any action you take is relegated from being far sighted and independent to merely following orders.
I think you are overlooking one thing, @Stig . I think it was the Men are from Mars book that said that brownie points do exist but they have no value whatsoever once earnt.
Parody news, with the notable exception of The Onion, which is genuinely very witty.
The two main ones are Dailymash and Jonathan Pie. The former simply is not very funny, at all. The second isn't even parody or comedy, it is simply some toiletmouth intersplicing any headline story with four-letter words every other word.
Parody news, with the notable exception of The Onion, which is genuinely very witty.
The two main ones are Dailymash and Jonathan Pie. The former simply is not very funny, at all. The second isn't even parody or comedy, it is simply some toiletmouth intersplicing any headline story with four-letter words every other word.
I mostly like both, whilst understanding your opinion too, Fiiish. Yeah, I also know I'm a bit of an odd'n meself...
Anyone who uses the phrase, 'it's what I call...' Stop being such a self-indulgent prick. Nobody cares what you call 'it', it's what everyone else calls 'it' that matters.
Anyone who uses the phrase, 'it's what I call...' Stop being such a self-indulgent prick. Nobody cares what you call 'it', it's what everyone else calls 'it' that matters.
Adverts banging on about 'Black Friday deals' that last for 2 weeks. The point of the fuckwit idea is that its 1 day. Next year they'll be calling it Black Friday month.
That tweet brings me nicely on to something that annoys me: having a drawer full of receipts and needing to go through them and work out what's actually expensable.
Dread to think how much last week cost in beer tokens.
Companies that call you and when you ask what the call is in regard too, they ask you 'security' questions which you have to answer. How about you tell me what details you've got on file about me and i'll tell you if they are correct.
Companies that call you and when you ask what the call is in regard too, they ask you 'security' questions which you have to answer. How about you tell me what details you've got on file about me and i'll tell you if they are correct.
Had the "legal secretary" call me a few weeks back about about the sale of my place .
Me "Yellow" Her "I'm calling to speak to Mr i_b_b_o_r_g please?" Me "Shpeaking" Her "I'm calling regarding the sale of ** Peacock Street" Me "Yeah" Her "Before we go any further can I ask you to confirm your name and first line of the address"
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i might give her a good shoeing tonight just thinking about it!
Just move to a nice bungalow on the coast like everyone else.
But who the fuck came up with the 3.2 seconds bullshit.
Every tweet that someone is missing starts with "it takes 3.2 seconds to retweet"
A) that's bollocks, it takes less than a second (it's one touch of the screen ffs) and B ) does it matter if it takes 2 seconds or 10 seconds. People will either retweet or not.
I hope you find the missing person but stick your 3.2 seconds up your arse.
Don't send me emails with this rubbish.
I'm not a child sitting on Santa's Lap.
Even if my daughter is going off to work in Lapland for six weeks as
one of the Elves to entertain the kids.
I'm a middle aged man with my future behind me.
I don't believe in David Blaine from 2000 years ago.
yes, i do still hope to pull a cracker !
The two main ones are Dailymash and Jonathan Pie. The former simply is not very funny, at all. The second isn't even parody or comedy, it is simply some toiletmouth intersplicing any headline story with four-letter words every other word.
Some things need to be got out there.
Dread to think how much last week cost in beer tokens.
Looking forward to tomorrow being 'national titties day', though.
Me "Yellow"
Her "I'm calling to speak to Mr i_b_b_o_r_g please?"
Me "Shpeaking"
Her "I'm calling regarding the sale of ** Peacock Street"
Me "Yeah"
Her "Before we go any further can I ask you to confirm your name and first line of the address"