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  • When the car park is rammed. As you pay for the ticket at the machine an enterprising motorist notices and then proceeds to slowly 'stalk' you round the car park to where your car is. The next one who does this to me will have an extra lap to complete. Although, I suppose in reality I'll just let it go. I mean there's worse things to get upset about. I dunno why I've even written it up here. I need to cheer up a bit.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255

    Alan Davis

    Always hated the wanker, but the way he's blanking the chefs on Saturday Kitchen when they're trying to explain things to him, just to try and get an unfunny joke in, prick

    good one. And whenever he talks about Arsenal. Just reminds me of their bland void of a supporter. A nothing man, a nothing club, who both peaked in the 90s/late 90s early 2000s (Arsenal) and are hanging around.

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    In fact to add to this, Arsenal winning a couple of FA cups is like him bringing out jonathan creek again. Mediocre past glories
  • Alan Davis

    Always hated the wanker, but the way he's blanking the chefs on Saturday Kitchen when they're trying to explain things to him, just to try and get an unfunny joke in, prick

    Agreed.

    You didn't have to spend three days in a black cab with him though.

    Absolute tool.

    @Davo55
  • When the car park is rammed. As you pay for the ticket at the machine an enterprising motorist notices and then proceeds to slowly 'stalk' you round the car park to where your car is. The next one who does this to me will have an extra lap to complete. Although, I suppose in reality I'll just let it go. I mean there's worse things to get upset about. I dunno why I've even written it up here. I need to cheer up a bit.

    I love this - it's the sort of thing that's incredibly annoying at the time... but rationally speaking, it's just a guy trying to find a space in an otherwise full car park. No big deal. But still annoying.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    edited November 2016



    Alan Davis

    Always hated the wanker, but the way he's blanking the chefs on Saturday Kitchen when they're trying to explain things to him, just to try and get an unfunny joke in, prick

    Agreed.

    You didn't have to spend three days in a black cab with him though.

    Absolute tool.

    @Davo55
    I've got socks older than you @Addickted2TheReds - bit of respect please, or I'll stop your pocket money this week.

    And talking of absolute tools, you must be the only Addick in christendom who thinks the taxi is black - and you feckin travelled in it for about 550 miles! :smiley:
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    When the car park is rammed. As you pay for the ticket at the machine an enterprising motorist notices and then proceeds to slowly 'stalk' you round the car park to where your car is. The next one who does this to me will have an extra lap to complete. Although, I suppose in reality I'll just let it go. I mean there's worse things to get upset about. I dunno why I've even written it up here. I need to cheer up a bit.

    I love this - it's the sort of thing that's incredibly annoying at the time... but rationally speaking, it's just a guy trying to find a space in an otherwise full car park. No big deal. But still annoying.
    I'm the opposite - if someone clearly wants a space and I'm about to leave I'll be quite happy to help them find a space.

    Courtesy is its own reward.
  • Make your mind up...
    I blame Roland.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    Small talk.

    And arse kissers
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Carter said:

    Small talk.

    And arse kissers

    How's the weather where you are (love what you've done with you hair by the way)
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243

    Carter said:

    Small talk.

    And arse kissers

    How's the weather where you are (love what you've done with you hair by the way)
    Splendid, you revolting, dolphin-smooth gibbon

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,419
    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Small talk.

    And arse kissers

    How's the weather where you are (love what you've done with you hair by the way)
    Splendid, you revolting, dolphin-smooth gibbon

    Don't talk to him, I saw him drive down the local traffic lane at Falconwood and cut back in at the last minute. I know how you hate that!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Watching the gangland programme on C5 and seeing how intelligent young men with limited opportunity are pounced upon by gangs and people on twitter can't see it and spout racist shit. There's no denying there's an element of chasing the big man Rep, but some people are so judgemental when they've got no clue.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    I need to lay off the wine I sound like @Leuth
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    I need to lay off the wine I sound like @Leuth

    Nope you're bang on. Watching it too... It's a vicious circle so easy to fall into.

    Back on track... The emperor's new clothing that is Adam Sandler's career. How? Why?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Losing out at a game of on-street parking poker. You see a spot but twist, thinking that one's too far away. There are no more, so you have to go back, but someone's had it; you're bust.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Stig said:

    Losing out at a game of on-street parking poker. You see a spot but twist, thinking that one's too far away. There are no more, so you have to go back, but someone's had it; you're bust.

    That's pontoon, not poker.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    David Walliams - Jack Whitehall - Harry Enfield all on the same program


    At least I spose it makes it slightly easier to avoid em
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Assholes who wont shut the f*ck up on my bank of desks. I get it if they need to make a phone call, but you've got to draw the line somewhere - and it's about 100 yards before "lets all watch christmas movie trailers and critique them at the top of our voices".

    What on earth did I do to deserve sitting on a bloody marketing floor? The women are beautiful here, but the men are a bit girly and everyone is far too loud.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Sensitive blokes, man the fuck up for gods* sake.

    *other Deitys are available.
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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Greenie said:

    Sensitive blokes, man the fuck up for gods* sake.

    *other Deitys are available.

    That hurts, but I respect and value your right to have feelings too :wink:
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193
    LuckyReds said:

    Assholes who wont shut the f*ck up on my bank of desks. I get it if they need to make a phone call, but you've got to draw the line somewhere - and it's about 100 yards before "lets all watch christmas movie trailers and critique them at the top of our voices".

    What on earth did I do to deserve sitting on a bloody marketing floor? The women are beautiful here, but the men are a bit girly and everyone is far too loud.

    I feel this pain. We hot desk now, so even though I paid for a bank of Mac monitors from my budget, a bunch of marketing no-marks sit there with their Hewlett Packards, not using the screens. This forces me to sit on what is effectively a fucking park bench. The bonus being that I don't have to listen to their marketing drivel over there.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    edited November 2016
    IdleHans said:

    Christmas isn't Christmas without Oak Furnitureland.

    Yes! Saw this the other day, and was like... "well, better take the tree down then".

    Edit: Also, "you can't put your tree up, it's November!!". I'll put whatever I want up, thanks. I could cover the entire exterior of my flat in Christmas wrapping paper if I want... in March.

    "You can't eat all of those mince pies, it's not even breakfast yet!"
    "You can't wear your 'sexy' Father Christmas costume today, we've got clients in"

    Fun sponges.
  • IdleHans said:

    Christmas isn't Christmas without Oak Furnitureland.

    Yes! Saw this the other day, and was like... "well, better take the tree down then".

    Edit: Also, "you can't put your tree up, it's November!!". I'll put whatever I want up, thanks. I could cover the entire exterior of my flat in Christmas wrapping paper if I want... in March.

    "You can't eat all of those mince pies, it's not even breakfast yet!"
    "You can't wear your 'sexy' Father Christmas costume today, we've got clients in"

    Fun sponges.
    You can, but all right thinking people would consider you a total plum (pudding)... :smiley:
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,737
    Mulled Wine - The drink of the devil . Revolting
  • Bob Bradley

    His voice just annoys me!
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    The new fiver.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited November 2016
    iainment said:

    The new fiver.

    you should start a thread on that, it would be good to hear everyone's balanced views...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Secret Santa - what a load of old nonsense.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    When you tell somebody something and they say, "why didn't you tell me?". Then you have to have a ridiculous conversation where you explain that you did tell them, and that's how they know.
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