When the dishwasher tablet doesn't come out the tray, and so the food is heat cured into the crockery and cutlery. The tablet then makes a last ditch bid for freedom and lies in the bottom of the dishwasher like E.T. when he was in the ditch. It then crumbles when you try to retrieve it
Dishwashers. What's wrong with Fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease?
Two things, elbow grease and Fairy Liquid. So third world. I hate washing up and could never do it as well as a machine.
Dont you have a wife for those things?
That's his nickname for her.
Its ok for you two to be brave but I'm the one who has live with her. If I started calling her names it would be very likely I would have to learn how to use the kettle, toaster and all those other kitchen appliances that are traditionally the domain of women and a mystery to men.
When you stop in your car and your view of traffic coming from the right is obscured by a well established bush.
You have to edge out at the same time as leaning forward but your seat belt won't loosen at the top and you end up rocking backwards and forwards in an effort to try and release it, making yourself look like a mad man behind the wheel in the process.
Nothing in life annoys me more than those council toilet push taps where you have to push the top to start the water and then as soon as you attempt to wash your hands they switch off.
What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?
Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.
Nothing in life annoys me more than those council toilet push taps where you have to push the top to start the water and then as soon as you attempt to wash your hands they switch off.
What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?
Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.
Today I'm one of those wankers commuting with hand luggage on wheels, albeit because the company I'm working for can't be assed booking decent flights - and are miking me for every second they can.
But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.
You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.
I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.
Today I'm one of those wankers commuting with hand luggage on wheels, albeit because the company I'm working for can't be assed booking decent flights - and are miking me for every second they can.
But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.
You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.
I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.
Today I'm one of those wankers commuting with hand luggage on wheels, albeit because the company I'm working for can't be assed booking decent flights - and are miking me for every second they can.
But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.
You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.
I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.
that's where you are going wrong mate, the regular users couldn't give a shit.
Vets that appear to booking their holidays or buying a car on the strength of my dogs visit. Operation to remove benign lump on Baileys back. Vet one.... £1100 Vet two.....£900 Vet three.....£300 neg and we sit down and do what is right for the dog not what suits the vet.
Nothing in life annoys me more than those council toilet push taps where you have to push the top to start the water and then as soon as you attempt to wash your hands they switch off.
What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?
Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.
Vets that appear to booking their holidays or buying a car on the strength of my dogs visit. Operation to remove benign lump on Baileys back. Vet one.... £1100 Vet two.....£900 Vet three.....£300 neg and we sit down and do what is right for the dog not what suits the vet.
This, this, this. My local vets have all their surgery signs carved out of metal plate, it must of cost a fortune, they've just had a massive extension to the surgery, all paid for by me (probably)!
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I hate washing up and could never do it as well as a machine.
You have to edge out at the same time as leaning forward but your seat belt won't loosen at the top and you end up rocking backwards and forwards in an effort to try and release it, making yourself look like a mad man behind the wheel in the process.
How the fuck am I supposed to do that without using loads of words and therefore making it look shite.
People that think they will try and be 'modern' and so decide posters is the best way to judge someones understanding of a complex economic concept.
What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?
Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.
But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.
You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.
I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.
1) Start a phone conversation in a different room on a cordless telephone.
2) Walk into the room with the telly in it.
3) Turn off the telly.
4) Sit on the sofa, wait for everyone else to leave.
Works every time for certain members of my family.
This week he has written 3 paragraphs on David Luiz's pass to Costa for Chelsea's goal in which he likens Luiz to the late Bobby Moore.
The pass was played by Cesc Fabregas.
Vet one.... £1100
Vet two.....£900
Vet three.....£300 neg and we sit down and do what is right for the dog not what suits the vet.
My local vets have all their surgery signs carved out of metal plate, it must of cost a fortune, they've just had a massive extension to the surgery, all paid for by me (probably)!
If you're getting an animal at least do your research first!