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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited December 2016
    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?
  • Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    I bought a car from a small garage which had two 1 star reviews. Car has been superb.

  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Getting in the car on mornings like this in Canada - its -43 outside. I guess this is not a problem back in London.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    Maybe see if you can pay a visit to Kerry Katonas bathroom and then decide.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598

    Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    Maybe see if you can pay a visit to Kerry Katonas bathroom and then decide.
    Not sure I'd want to go near her kebab though.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243

    Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    Maybe see if you can pay a visit to Kerry Katonas bathroom and then decide.
    Not sure I'd want to go near her kebab though.
    Behave! You can fool the rest of them....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    Carter said:

    Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    Maybe see if you can pay a visit to Kerry Katonas bathroom and then decide.
    Not sure I'd want to go near her kebab though.
    Behave! You can fool the rest of them....
    True mate, who am I trying to kid.
  • The crowd at the Mosconi Cup (Ryder Cup style pool tournament currently being shown on Sky Sports)

    Bunch of absolute knob heads
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    Maybe see if you can pay a visit to Kerry Katonas bathroom and then decide.
    Not sure I'd want to go near her kebab though.
    Being the shameless individual that I am..... I would
  • The crowd at the Mosconi Cup (Ryder Cup style pool tournament currently being shown on Sky Sports)

    Bunch of absolute knob heads

    Absolutely unwatchable because of it.
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  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited December 2016

    Fiiish said:

    Online reviews.

    Specifically, how much they put you off what could be a great bargain.

    Take a kitchen appliance like a toaster or kettle. 20 reviews could rave about it and say how wonderful it is. Then there's one customer who claims the toaster was deafeningly loud and made the whole house smell like Kerry Katona's bathroom after half-price vodka and kebab night, and when they asked for a refund a sales representive turned up and smeared donkey shit all over her French windows. Do I take that chance?

    Maybe see if you can pay a visit to Kerry Katonas bathroom and then decide.
    Not sure I'd want to go near her kebab though.
    Being the shameless individual that I am..... I would
    Had a quick google images search to see what she's looking like nowadays, all I've really done is find evidence that cocaine really is quality for keeping the weight off. Looking at the photos though, it looks like she swapped it for Coca Cola at one point.

    Her photos range from pretty decent to terrifying, but I'm gonna vote for a "yes" - "pure filth out of 10".
  • The latest Faceboook craze of tagging people in pictures of fat people. It's fucking stupid & I hate it
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598

    The latest Faceboook craze of tagging people in pictures of fat people. It's fucking stupid & I hate it

    Calm down tubby
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited December 2016

    People that sit in the quiet zone of the university library and have a good old natter.

    'Bla bla bla.... blud it's bare packed in here innit'

    Yeah 'blud' because people like you bring their entire 'crew' take up half the fucking room not doing any work and disturb all the people with deadlines this week. Seriously do one you cretins.

    Anyone using the word "blud" being allowed anywhere near a university

    An interesting bit of trivia I heard. Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp Jamaican reletive is called Blud Klopp


    *Gotta go the Taxis outside.......!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    Greenie said:

    People that sit in the quiet zone of the university library and have a good old natter.

    'Bla bla bla.... blud it's bare packed in here innit'

    Yeah 'blud' because people like you bring their entire 'crew' take up half the fucking room not doing any work and disturb all the people with deadlines this week. Seriously do one you cretins.

    Anyone using the word "blud" being allowed anywhere near a university

    An interesting bit of trivia I heard. Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp Jamaican reletive is called Blud Klopp


    *Gotta go the Taxis outside.......!
    And his uncle was a hairdresser, Clip Klopp
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418

    Greenie said:

    People that sit in the quiet zone of the university library and have a good old natter.

    'Bla bla bla.... blud it's bare packed in here innit'

    Yeah 'blud' because people like you bring their entire 'crew' take up half the fucking room not doing any work and disturb all the people with deadlines this week. Seriously do one you cretins.

    Anyone using the word "blud" being allowed anywhere near a university

    An interesting bit of trivia I heard. Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp Jamaican reletive is called Blud Klopp


    *Gotta go the Taxis outside.......!
    And his uncle was a hairdresser, Clip Klopp
    And his Nephew that trained Racehorses in Ireland Clipperty O'Klopp

    Oh, I love a friday afternoon booze. ;)
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    And his recently arrested blonde haired bank robber baron brother Fair Klopp.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    And his knockout competition loving nephew Upforthe Kopp
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    danny murphy talking absolute shit on football focus.

    was talking about city missing Fernandinho and how good he is as he played against him a few times.

    WHEN DANNY? you lying prick
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,965
    Darcy Bussel.
    Should be attractive but theres something about that woman that's like fingernails down a blackboard to me.
    And she's got more teeth than a great white.
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  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    IdleHans said:

    Darcy Bussel.
    Should be attractive but theres something about that woman that's like fingernails down a blackboard to me.
    And she's got more teeth than a great white.

    She's pure MILF personified, mate.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Seen her underwear in the flesh
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    LuckyReds said:

    IdleHans said:

    Darcy Bussel.
    Should be attractive but theres something about that woman that's like fingernails down a blackboard to me.
    And she's got more teeth than a great white.

    She's pure MILF personified, mate.
    Spot on. A MILF of the highest order
  • Seen her underwear in the flesh

    Did you look into it?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    The phrase 'libtard'

    I get why people hate who this is aimed at, but the actual put down makes no sense and is shit. Stop it.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited December 2016

    Seen her underwear in the flesh

    Did you use to do her service washes in the local laundrette?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    The phrase 'libtard'

    I get why people hate who this is aimed at, but the actual put down makes no sense and is shit. Stop it.

    Same as Brexgit and Remanus
  • The phrase 'libtard'

    I get why people hate who this is aimed at, but the actual put down makes no sense and is shit. Stop it.

    Same as Brexgit and Remanus

    You've just made those up haven't you?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,965
    That even when two games on my accumulator have come in, the cash out value is still less than the stake.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I can't stop laughing at "remanus"
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