Finding your Christmas parcel in the wheelie bin. Turns out that yodel delivered it toba neighbour, and didn't say which. We subsequently found out which neighbour, so we know who put the parcel in the bin. By extension, I now know who is going to be delivered an envelope full of flaming cat shit
While watching Liverpool last night, I noticed when they scored Klopp kept hugging their coach Zeljko Buvac, who looks like Thomas Driesen, or am I just getting weird about this person in our club
Budgies f%cking chirping thing only does it to wind me up Do animals know you don't like them. Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.
Budgies f%cking chirping thing only does it to wind me up Do animals know you don't like them. Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.
Being laid up with some horrible bastard virus on your birthday. Feel like death.
Same here mate. Had the bloody thing for ages. Thought I'd shifted it but it's back with a vengeance. Typically, I'm on leave as well. Coughed my guts up at my daughters school Christmas show this morning and am due to see the new Star Wars film tomorrow.
This trend that seems to be taking hold of shop assistants/till operators, where they think it is appropriate to stop serving you to talk to a colleague. No, you don't need to talk to Sharon right away about what you did at the weekend, shut up and finish scanning my items. I swear my Christmas shopping took three times longer than necessary because these people couldn't keep their gobs shut for 2 seconds.
Budgies f%cking chirping thing only does it to wind me up Do animals know you don't like them. Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.
Never wear skirts around cats.
Skirt? Some of us are still in shorts AUN Happy birthday
Trying to help a neighbour out by putting the parcel I took in for him into his wheelie bin as i was going to be out sometime.
Don't think he was very happy.....
Very droll Ok fair enough they didn't want it in their house, but at least stick a note through door. I only found it because I chucked a load of stuff in the bin. A load of stuff that doesn't mix well with Christmas presents
This trend that seems to be taking hold of shop assistants/till operators, where they think it is appropriate to stop serving you to talk to a colleague. No, you don't need to talk to Sharon right away about what you did at the weekend, shut up and finish scanning my items. I swear my Christmas shopping took three times longer than necessary because these people couldn't keep their gobs shut for 2 seconds.
Not quite the same....but when ordering grub at the counter in a takeaway - they stop taking your order to answer the phone and then proceed to take the phone order before finishing yours.
I don't mind them answering the phone - but surely they just tell them that they will be on hold while dealing with a customer in the shop?!?
"Black Lives Matter UK" trying hard to out-parody themselves.
After their last stunt - laying on the runway at City Airport and taking a stand against "racist climate change" - they're now fighting for the abolishment of prisons...
Must admit, there's something peculiarly racist about their logic of viewing prison as a racial issue that predominantly effects the Black community...
Guess what happens when you privatise something as specialist as a prison, and make highly skilled members of staff redudant? Replacing them with inexperienced young chaps who are in it for the cash, and very little cash at that. (Coming from a Serco PO I spoke with recently.)
How about when you select a company to carry out this specialised service, when they've previously managed to fuck up an occasion as big as The Olympics?
Ultimately, that prison looks to be out of action for quite a while to say the least, and changing all the locks alone will apparently cost somewhere in the region of £500,000.. add in equipment, structural damage, compensation claims and legal costs..
Then consider the fact that the Prison Service proper and The Police - not G4S - had to deal with the consequences and fix it. Then consider the fact that G4S probably have no responsibility over the property - just the service of staffing it.
G4S are an absolute joke, and it's clear that their shareholders are the real winners here - literally every other poor bastard involved is getting shafted, be they a con, an officer, or a loved one - but that's not the real issue here.
The real issue here is that someone, somewhere, believes this is an absolutely acceptable state of affairs, and thinks G4S and Serco should be running prisons. Presumably the same cretin who advises on MoJ cuts and policy, the kind of cuts and policies that saw this prison running at 134% capacity in November apparently.
Probably the same level of dickhead who has decided every Police Officer needs a degree.
The apple adverts about their new MacBooks - all this faggoting around tapping on keypads to music. It just winds me up
Also people that say have you seen X, it's so funny to me more than once. Yesterday at work they brought up James Corden car pull. I'm not interested in it. If I were interested in it, I would've reacted however many months ago when they all started talking about it in the office. The fact that I've never contributed to a conversation about it means you don't have to keep talking to me about it.
They then proceed to tell you about it. Here's the thing. If I don't find the original sketch/show funny, I'm going to even less inclined to hear someone else repeat it to me
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Do animals know you don't like them.
Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.
Never wear skirts around cats.
Happy birthday BTW.
Some of us are still in shorts AUN
Happy birthday
Don't think he was very happy.....
I don't mind them answering the phone - but surely they just tell them that they will be on hold while dealing with a customer in the shop?!?
After their last stunt - laying on the runway at City Airport and taking a stand against "racist climate change" - they're now fighting for the abolishment of prisons...
Must admit, there's something peculiarly racist about their logic of viewing prison as a racial issue that predominantly effects the Black community...
Guess what happens when you privatise something as specialist as a prison, and make highly skilled members of staff redudant? Replacing them with inexperienced young chaps who are in it for the cash, and very little cash at that. (Coming from a Serco PO I spoke with recently.)
How about when you select a company to carry out this specialised service, when they've previously managed to fuck up an occasion as big as The Olympics?
Ultimately, that prison looks to be out of action for quite a while to say the least, and changing all the locks alone will apparently cost somewhere in the region of £500,000.. add in equipment, structural damage, compensation claims and legal costs..
Then consider the fact that the Prison Service proper and The Police - not G4S - had to deal with the consequences and fix it. Then consider the fact that G4S probably have no responsibility over the property - just the service of staffing it.
G4S are an absolute joke, and it's clear that their shareholders are the real winners here - literally every other poor bastard involved is getting shafted, be they a con, an officer, or a loved one - but that's not the real issue here.
The real issue here is that someone, somewhere, believes this is an absolutely acceptable state of affairs, and thinks G4S and Serco should be running prisons. Presumably the same cretin who advises on MoJ cuts and policy, the kind of cuts and policies that saw this prison running at 134% capacity in November apparently.
Probably the same level of dickhead who has decided every Police Officer needs a degree.
Also people that say have you seen X, it's so funny to me more than once. Yesterday at work they brought up James Corden car pull. I'm not interested in it. If I were interested in it, I would've reacted however many months ago when they all started talking about it in the office. The fact that I've never contributed to a conversation about it means you don't have to keep talking to me about it.
They then proceed to tell you about it. Here's the thing. If I don't find the original sketch/show funny, I'm going to even less inclined to hear someone else repeat it to me