Being laid up with some horrible bastard virus on your birthday. Feel like death.
Same here mate. Had the bloody thing for ages. Thought I'd shifted it but it's back with a vengeance. Typically, I'm on leave as well. Coughed my guts up at my daughters school Christmas show this morning and am due to see the new Star Wars film tomorrow.
This trend that seems to be taking hold of shop assistants/till operators, where they think it is appropriate to stop serving you to talk to a colleague. No, you don't need to talk to Sharon right away about what you did at the weekend, shut up and finish scanning my items. I swear my Christmas shopping took three times longer than necessary because these people couldn't keep their gobs shut for 2 seconds.
Budgies f%cking chirping thing only does it to wind me up Do animals know you don't like them. Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.
Never wear skirts around cats.
Skirt? Some of us are still in shorts AUN Happy birthday
Trying to help a neighbour out by putting the parcel I took in for him into his wheelie bin as i was going to be out sometime.
Don't think he was very happy.....
Very droll Ok fair enough they didn't want it in their house, but at least stick a note through door. I only found it because I chucked a load of stuff in the bin. A load of stuff that doesn't mix well with Christmas presents
This trend that seems to be taking hold of shop assistants/till operators, where they think it is appropriate to stop serving you to talk to a colleague. No, you don't need to talk to Sharon right away about what you did at the weekend, shut up and finish scanning my items. I swear my Christmas shopping took three times longer than necessary because these people couldn't keep their gobs shut for 2 seconds.
Not quite the same....but when ordering grub at the counter in a takeaway - they stop taking your order to answer the phone and then proceed to take the phone order before finishing yours.
I don't mind them answering the phone - but surely they just tell them that they will be on hold while dealing with a customer in the shop?!?
"Black Lives Matter UK" trying hard to out-parody themselves.
After their last stunt - laying on the runway at City Airport and taking a stand against "racist climate change" - they're now fighting for the abolishment of prisons...
Must admit, there's something peculiarly racist about their logic of viewing prison as a racial issue that predominantly effects the Black community...
Guess what happens when you privatise something as specialist as a prison, and make highly skilled members of staff redudant? Replacing them with inexperienced young chaps who are in it for the cash, and very little cash at that. (Coming from a Serco PO I spoke with recently.)
How about when you select a company to carry out this specialised service, when they've previously managed to fuck up an occasion as big as The Olympics?
Ultimately, that prison looks to be out of action for quite a while to say the least, and changing all the locks alone will apparently cost somewhere in the region of £500,000.. add in equipment, structural damage, compensation claims and legal costs..
Then consider the fact that the Prison Service proper and The Police - not G4S - had to deal with the consequences and fix it. Then consider the fact that G4S probably have no responsibility over the property - just the service of staffing it.
G4S are an absolute joke, and it's clear that their shareholders are the real winners here - literally every other poor bastard involved is getting shafted, be they a con, an officer, or a loved one - but that's not the real issue here.
The real issue here is that someone, somewhere, believes this is an absolutely acceptable state of affairs, and thinks G4S and Serco should be running prisons. Presumably the same cretin who advises on MoJ cuts and policy, the kind of cuts and policies that saw this prison running at 134% capacity in November apparently.
Probably the same level of dickhead who has decided every Police Officer needs a degree.
The apple adverts about their new MacBooks - all this faggoting around tapping on keypads to music. It just winds me up
Also people that say have you seen X, it's so funny to me more than once. Yesterday at work they brought up James Corden car pull. I'm not interested in it. If I were interested in it, I would've reacted however many months ago when they all started talking about it in the office. The fact that I've never contributed to a conversation about it means you don't have to keep talking to me about it.
They then proceed to tell you about it. Here's the thing. If I don't find the original sketch/show funny, I'm going to even less inclined to hear someone else repeat it to me
How fans can't accept that when following a football team their team will played badley. It's is part and parcel of football. Deal with it. I don't like it but I accept it. Anyone who disagrees with this is a Ed. behave
How fans can't accept that when following a football team their team will played badley. It's is part and parcel of football. Deal with it. I don't like it but I accept it. Anyone who disagrees with this is a .
When you book a hotel to catch a 7AM flight the following day and 9 days before flying the airline switch the flight to 6PM. So you have paid for a hotel you didn't need, and you lose an afternoon and evening of your holiday, as well as hanging about all day waiting for the flight.
Then they switch the return flight from 12.30PM to 6AM, so you "lose" the previous night of your holiday, probably have to pay for a taxi to the airport instead of getting the train and face a choice of hanging around all day in Lisbon or cancelling your non-refundable 17.25 train journey and paying again for an earlier one...
Should you always have to wash your hands after a piss though?
Unless you manage to get urine all over your hands and assuming your penis has not been somewhere it shouldn't have been to be carrying that many toxins it's ok not to wash?
After a dump yes absolutely scrub them paws but pissing???
First was your hands before you get it out. You don't want to transfer germs to something so precious.
Being laid up with some horrible bastard virus on your birthday. Feel like death.
Same here mate. Had the bloody thing for ages. Thought I'd shifted it but it's back with a vengeance. Typically, I'm on leave as well. Coughed my guts up at my daughters school Christmas show this morning and am due to see the new Star Wars film tomorrow.
Happy birthday BTW.
@DaveMehmet You can claim back the days of leave lost due to sickness; best to get a certificate from the doc.
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Happy birthday BTW.
Some of us are still in shorts AUN
Happy birthday
Don't think he was very happy.....
I don't mind them answering the phone - but surely they just tell them that they will be on hold while dealing with a customer in the shop?!?
After their last stunt - laying on the runway at City Airport and taking a stand against "racist climate change" - they're now fighting for the abolishment of prisons...
Must admit, there's something peculiarly racist about their logic of viewing prison as a racial issue that predominantly effects the Black community...
Guess what happens when you privatise something as specialist as a prison, and make highly skilled members of staff redudant? Replacing them with inexperienced young chaps who are in it for the cash, and very little cash at that. (Coming from a Serco PO I spoke with recently.)
How about when you select a company to carry out this specialised service, when they've previously managed to fuck up an occasion as big as The Olympics?
Ultimately, that prison looks to be out of action for quite a while to say the least, and changing all the locks alone will apparently cost somewhere in the region of £500,000.. add in equipment, structural damage, compensation claims and legal costs..
Then consider the fact that the Prison Service proper and The Police - not G4S - had to deal with the consequences and fix it. Then consider the fact that G4S probably have no responsibility over the property - just the service of staffing it.
G4S are an absolute joke, and it's clear that their shareholders are the real winners here - literally every other poor bastard involved is getting shafted, be they a con, an officer, or a loved one - but that's not the real issue here.
The real issue here is that someone, somewhere, believes this is an absolutely acceptable state of affairs, and thinks G4S and Serco should be running prisons. Presumably the same cretin who advises on MoJ cuts and policy, the kind of cuts and policies that saw this prison running at 134% capacity in November apparently.
Probably the same level of dickhead who has decided every Police Officer needs a degree.
Also people that say have you seen X, it's so funny to me more than once. Yesterday at work they brought up James Corden car pull. I'm not interested in it. If I were interested in it, I would've reacted however many months ago when they all started talking about it in the office. The fact that I've never contributed to a conversation about it means you don't have to keep talking to me about it.
They then proceed to tell you about it. Here's the thing. If I don't find the original sketch/show funny, I'm going to even less inclined to hear someone else repeat it to me
Then they switch the return flight from 12.30PM to 6AM, so you "lose" the previous night of your holiday, probably have to pay for a taxi to the airport instead of getting the train and face a choice of hanging around all day in Lisbon or cancelling your non-refundable 17.25 train journey and paying again for an earlier one...