Yes, a few times in the past. First time on Holmesdale Road terrace at Palace v Charlton League cup I think... stupidly went over to a copper who was laying into a Charlton fan, ended up in that portakabin being slapped about and having my leather jacket ripped to shreds by the cnuts. Let out of Norwood Nick at 3am.
Copper was your archetypal bullied at school, never got laid vindictive twat. He prolly still ain't got laid (other than by force)... (no I'm not still bitter about it at all LOL!)
Yes...at Wolves in 1984 for threatening behaviour. It says something about the arrest though when the magistrate lets me off with a conditional discharge when it was so obvious that the arresting officer from West Midlands police was making up a story about what happened.
[cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite]Yes...at Wolves in 1984 for threatening behaviour. It says something about the arrest though when the magistrate lets me off with a conditional discharge when it was so obvious that the arresting officer from West Midlands police was making up a story about what happened.
West Midlands Police had such a good reputation for honesty too especially the serious crime squad....:-)
Similar to Dave, though in Lloret I was nicked for some daft boyness in Spain in the 80s. Oddly enough very similar experience, got a bit of a truncheon round the noggin and had the guns pulled on us which added to the hilarity (we were brutally drunk and could both take a knock at the time). However, I just asked to go for a whizz and they let me out. Got in a fracas with a cleaner who gave me a bit of lip on the way back, not suspecting that I spoke a bit of Spanish, which didn't improve my hosts' already dire opinion of me. A small payment was made to the Policia's benevolent fund and we were on our way. Terrible really.
I have a golden rule which is never, ever get pinched in a country that doesn't even use the alphabet. If they just use a squiggle then you ain't coming home!
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Interesting stuff.
We were all innocent dont you know
lol
Copper was your archetypal bullied at school, never got laid vindictive twat. He prolly still ain't got laid (other than by force)... (no I'm not still bitter about it at all LOL!)
I feel deeply ashamed ; all yous guys are angels and its making me feel bad !
I'm off down the axe-murderers pub !
I think we all just assumed that your "yes" was a given.
West Midlands Police had such a good reputation for honesty too especially the serious crime squad....:-)
I can't believe that!
everyone should get nicked b4 they get to 40 it should be on your to do list
All those that said 'no', lied .........
;o)
Misspent youth and all that!
I fought the law and the law lost.
That's saying something! I wouldn't have thought much shocked you!
We all do stupid things when we are young - don't we? ;-)
Mass murder?
Who's been nicked abroad??
I have a golden rule which is never, ever get pinched in a country that doesn't even use the alphabet. If they just use a squiggle then you ain't coming home!
Have been arrested in Germany,Zargreb,and Espana(and no i'm not telling in case OB are lurking and it's in the past.)
Have not had porridge for ages.