Jokes..

Raith_C_Chattonell

My cabbie told me he was fed up with London and intended to move to East Anglia and ply his trade there.  

"Well that's not an easy gig", I told him.  "You have to learn all the streets, through routes and back doubles.  You will also be tested just as you were in London".  "No mate", the cabbie cried, "tell me that's not true".

"Oh I'm afraid it is true though ... it's called doing the Norwich".  

_MrDick

My mate just asked me to be Usher at his wedding. 

I've said I'll try and learn a few songs but I doubt I'll be able to do the dance moves.

_MrDick